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Rage Monkey Asks.... (#7 in a series)
Original Content | September 18, 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/18/2012 5:05:46 PM PDT by Lazamataz



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ragemonkey
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1 posted on 09/18/2012 5:05:49 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: ken5050; Fast Moving Angel; Nervous Tick; Focault's Pendulum; OB1kNOb; BuddaBudd; WakeUpAndVote; ...
THE RAGE MONKEY PING LIST: Rage at the monkey to be added or deleted!
2 posted on 09/18/2012 5:07:08 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m raging with the Rage Monkey!


3 posted on 09/18/2012 5:11:24 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Obama A man without an American mission.)
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4 posted on 09/18/2012 5:12:23 PM PDT by South40 ("Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance." - Barack Hussein Obama - Cairo, Egypt, June 4, 2009.)
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To: Lazamataz

I call dibs cornering the black market on vodka and toilet paper. Rage on.


5 posted on 09/18/2012 5:12:57 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Conservatism didn't magically show up in Romney's heart in 2012. You can't force what isn't in you.)
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To: TADSLOS

It’s yours!


6 posted on 09/18/2012 5:14:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
I’m raging with the Rage Monkey!

Me too! lol

7 posted on 09/18/2012 5:16:07 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz
What the hell happened to America, and when are
we going to do something about it???!?

Hell if I know.

8 posted on 09/18/2012 5:17:06 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: Lazamataz
Me too! lol

We rage as one.

9 posted on 09/18/2012 5:18:31 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Obama A man without an American mission.)
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To: Lazamataz

Dang it Rage Monkey, I was almost asleep and about to have the dream of my life. Dreams like that one come along only once in a heap of decades. Put me on your ping list, and don’t wake me up next time.


10 posted on 09/18/2012 5:19:00 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Added!


11 posted on 09/18/2012 5:21:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: workerbee

Definitely part of the problem, Mr. Boehner is.


12 posted on 09/18/2012 5:22:01 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Excellent. Put me on your list.


13 posted on 09/18/2012 5:23:25 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: Lazamataz

ah, Laz, she asked nice.


14 posted on 09/18/2012 5:27:22 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: patriot08; ken5050; Fast Moving Angel; Nervous Tick; Focault's Pendulum; OB1kNOb; BuddaBudd; ...
I wrote this little ditty to celebrate the 30,000 drones they have planned for the United States. It is sung to the old Coca Cola commercial tune, "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing". You can click it and it will play in the background, while you sing along to the new words.


I’d like to teach the world to spy,
From drones up in the sky,
On citizens,
And other friends.
And make sure they comply.

I’d like to help the world suppress,
All independent thought,
And keep the folk,
Under State Yoke,
So they think what their taught.

(one group singing)     It's the Statist thing, Control....
                        What the world wants today.... 
                        Keep your eyes on those proles....
                        Make sure they obeyyyyyy.....

(Other group singing)   I'd like to seize the rebellious
                        And throw them all in jail,
                        And waterboard, 
                        The whole damned horde,
                        And deny them bail.
                        
(one group singing)     It's the Statist thing, Control....
                        What the world wants today.... 
                        Keep your eyes on those proles....
                        Make sure they obeyyyyyy.....

(Other group singing)   I'd like to ban all of the guns,
                        So people can't resist,
                        Cuz once unarmed, 
                        We can do them harm,
                        So let's start with The List.

(both groups singing)   It's the Statist thing, Control....
                        What the world wants today.... 
                        Keep your eyes on those proles....
                        Make sure they obeyyyyyy.....

15 posted on 09/18/2012 5:29:19 PM PDT by Lazamataz (RAGE MONKEY RULEZ!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

How did this happen?
Dumbed down Americans filled with white guilt and racist blacks voted for the Marxist/Muslim gay usurper.


16 posted on 09/18/2012 5:31:22 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: Lazamataz
We are the soviet union?

We built that

17 posted on 09/18/2012 5:36:49 PM PDT by bigheadfred (evry day i'm shufflin')
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To: Lazamataz
I'm raging with you today, Rage Monkey! My (3rd grade) daughter might have got more than she bargained for when she wanted to sing for me some song she learned in school about the three branches of government. This elicited from me a rant about how the system of checks and balances was broken and that even the Supreme Court has failed our people. When she asked what I meant, I began a brief tirade about ObamaCare, leading to Government Motors and political corruption. Even my wife got in on the discussion ;-)

It may be too late to save U.S.A. version 1.0 but, perhaps, we can raise a generation that will learn from our mistakes....

18 posted on 09/18/2012 5:36:49 PM PDT by GizmosAndGadgets (How Free Are You In America Today?)
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To: Lazamataz

Bump tha’ Monkey


19 posted on 09/18/2012 5:40:23 PM PDT by BuddaBudd (F U B O)
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To: Lazamataz

I only hope Mr. Ryan didn’t accept the Veep slot with stars in his eyes....


20 posted on 09/18/2012 5:42:36 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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