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Caption Boehner & Pelosi

Posted on 09/20/2012 12:34:32 PM PDT by Lucky9teen


(Chuck Pergram, FOX News) -- Very funny on-cam moments at the ceremony on the West front of the Capitol this morning. It was for the ceremony marking the beginning of construction of the stage, bleachers and review stand for the inauguration in January.

Architect of the Capitol Stephen Ayers lead House and Senate leaders out to a big platform they were assembling. There were hard hats on the platform and a nail for each lawmaker to drive into the wood. Each lawmaker was given a hammer to use.

As he walked up, House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) immediately grabbed his hammer, made a funny face and acted like he was going to hit House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) with it. She wasn’t even looking at him at the time.

Read more at Fox News.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: boehner; caption; pelosi

1 posted on 09/20/2012 12:34:43 PM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
Tweedledee meets tweedledum
2 posted on 09/20/2012 12:36:24 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
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To: absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AngelesCrestHighway; AngryCapitalist; AppyPappy; ...

One can only imagine what he's thinking here too....
3 posted on 09/20/2012 12:36:31 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

San Fran Nan let loose a “silent, but deadly” and Boehner was downwind!


4 posted on 09/20/2012 12:40:41 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ("Get that evil, foreign, muslim, usurping bastard out of MY White House!" FUBO GTFO!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Our pols are such douchebags. Essentially ALL of ‘em. Republicrats and Demoplicans alike.

These look and act like a couple grade school kids at recess. Pounding f_____g useless nails into a board faked up to give ‘em a photo-op? Gag me with a spork. The damn hammers are probably Chinese.

Meanwhile the country goes broke, millions can’t FIND work driving REAL nails into REAL boards, illegals flood our economy and demand freebies, and our enemies dance on our heads — because the crapstains are incapable of doing their real jobs. And they yuk it up for the camera.

My disgust for that class of a-holes knows no bounds.


5 posted on 09/20/2012 12:42:50 PM PDT by Nervous Tick ("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
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To: Lucky9teen
Boehner: I hope no one notices that I pooted.


6 posted on 09/20/2012 12:48:15 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Lucky9teen

{"Damn, she moves fast for an old bat..."}

7 posted on 09/20/2012 12:48:52 PM PDT by mikrofon (Hammer Time)
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To: Nervous Tick
My disgust for that class of a-holes knows no bounds.The GOP-e and RATs are evil. The political class has been consciously bringing about the conditions to destroy our way of life.

When (not if) the collapse occurs, it is my hope that the parasitic bureaucratic class (at all levels of government) is shown no mercy.

All of the elected RATs, most RINOs, Boehner and most other gop-e are in reality committing high treason against our Constitution.

As a consequence of the evil they will caused to be unleashed, may they also be shown no mercy when "the time" comes.

8 posted on 09/20/2012 12:51:44 PM PDT by sand88
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To: Lucky9teen

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9 posted on 09/20/2012 12:52:03 PM PDT by Emperor Palpatine ("On the ascent of Olympus, what's a botched bar or two?" -Artur Schnabel)
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To: Lucky9teen

On that first pic, the thing that popped into my head was Boehner saying, “I’ll be glad to take care of your next face lift, Nancy.”


10 posted on 09/20/2012 12:52:28 PM PDT by MEGoody (You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: mikrofon
In an effort at bipartianship, Boehner reaches out and bangs Pelosi.
11 posted on 09/20/2012 12:54:29 PM PDT by dblshot (Insanity: electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: Lucky9teen

“I’m gonna enjoy poundin’ this nail in your coffin, Bella.”


12 posted on 09/20/2012 12:55:15 PM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Hey, Nancy have I got a tool for you.....It's the most bangin' you've probably had in a decade
13 posted on 09/20/2012 12:57:42 PM PDT by thingumbob (I'm a bitter clinger...I dare you to take my gun)
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To: Lucky9teen

“That’s way bigger than my husband’s. Your hammer, I mean.”


14 posted on 09/20/2012 1:02:44 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Lucky9teen

Now there’s government wisdom on display.

Using finish hammers on a framing project.

A picture is worth 1000 words.

And they’re in charge of our health care and retirement. Oy.


15 posted on 09/20/2012 1:03:30 PM PDT by lurk
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To: Lucky9teen
Say what you want...I love that John Boehner said "no" to Obama tax hikes and then refused to answer his call.

Dear Leader was furious. Good on Boehner.

16 posted on 09/20/2012 1:04:56 PM PDT by what's up
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

"Damn, bitch, lay off the burritos."

17 posted on 09/20/2012 1:08:13 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: Lucky9teen; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

It’s my Party, and I’ll cry if I want to!


18 posted on 09/20/2012 1:09:24 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Nancy.....

“Oh! So you hit the nail on the flat end and not the pointy end. That’s why our deck fell apart.”


19 posted on 09/20/2012 1:11:25 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Lucky9teen

You can see why contractors prefer Mexicans.


20 posted on 09/20/2012 1:13:46 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: blueunicorn6
What a crushing disappointment Boehner has been. I had high
hopes.
21 posted on 09/20/2012 1:14:18 PM PDT by Hans
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To: Lucky9teen
It was for the ceremony marking the beginning of construction of the stage, bleachers and review stand for the inauguration in January.

They have ceremonies for the construction of seats for government ceremonies?
22 posted on 09/20/2012 1:17:47 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: Lucky9teen
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

-PJ

23 posted on 09/20/2012 1:23:51 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( It doesn't I naturally when you're not natural born.)
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To: Lucky9teen
One can only imagine what he's thinking here too....

"If my aim is good, I can spit this tobacco chew juice on that white suit like a sea gull craps on people eating outside on a seaside table."


24 posted on 09/20/2012 1:32:22 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: Lucky9teen

“She cut one. Real bad.”


25 posted on 09/20/2012 1:48:35 PM PDT by theDentist (FYBO/FUBO; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: Lucky9teen

Boner looking at Piglosi thinking to himself: "When a man has only a hammer, every problem looks like a nail....hmmmmm......"

26 posted on 09/20/2012 1:53:03 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (Vote for Paul Ryan 2012...... oh, and that other guy running on his ticket that's not Obama.)
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To: Lucky9teen

"Hey Nancy, how long's it been since you've been nailed by a Boner?"

27 posted on 09/20/2012 2:09:03 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: lurk

Great Catch!
What a pair of adzes!


28 posted on 09/20/2012 2:37:47 PM PDT by GOYAKLA (Recall/ Impeachment Day, November 6, 2012. FUBO, same for RINOs)
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To: Lucky9teen

“One can only imagine what he’s thinking here too....”

Didn’t think she would pass gas when I kissed her butt.


29 posted on 09/20/2012 2:47:54 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz
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To: Lucky9teen

Boehner: Look, one of Zippy's mice!
Hammer: BANG!
Pelosi: Ahh! You flattened him!

30 posted on 09/20/2012 3:02:09 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Vision
They have ceremonies for the construction of seats for government ceremonies?

Priorities, doncha know? It's not like they haven't passed a budget in almost 4 years or anything.

31 posted on 09/20/2012 3:46:36 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: Lucky9teen

"When do you want your gavel back, Madame Once-And-Future Speaker?" {sniff-sniff-whimper}

32 posted on 09/20/2012 5:50:09 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Lucky9teen; Cletus.D.Yokel; Arrowhead1952; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

{Lynyrd Skynyrd} "Oooo, that smell!
Can't you smell that smell?
Oooo, that smell...
the smell of Death surrounds yooooouuu!"

33 posted on 09/20/2012 5:56:39 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Lucky9teen

Boehner: "I did not have sex with that woman... miss Pelosi!"
34 posted on 09/20/2012 6:39:26 PM PDT by Safrguns
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To: thingumbob

You forgot the Dice Clay ending.....


35 posted on 09/20/2012 6:41:25 PM PDT by taildragger (( Fubarward Obama 2012, think about it :-) ))
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