Posted on 09/20/2012 12:34:32 PM PDT by Lucky9teen
(Chuck Pergram, FOX News) -- Very funny on-cam moments at the ceremony on the West front of the Capitol this morning. It was for the ceremony marking the beginning of construction of the stage, bleachers and review stand for the inauguration in January.
Architect of the Capitol Stephen Ayers lead House and Senate leaders out to a big platform they were assembling. There were hard hats on the platform and a nail for each lawmaker to drive into the wood. Each lawmaker was given a hammer to use.
As he walked up, House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) immediately grabbed his hammer, made a funny face and acted like he was going to hit House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) with it. She wasn’t even looking at him at the time.
San Fran Nan let loose a “silent, but deadly” and Boehner was downwind!
Our pols are such douchebags. Essentially ALL of ‘em. Republicrats and Demoplicans alike.
These look and act like a couple grade school kids at recess. Pounding f_____g useless nails into a board faked up to give ‘em a photo-op? Gag me with a spork. The damn hammers are probably Chinese.
Meanwhile the country goes broke, millions can’t FIND work driving REAL nails into REAL boards, illegals flood our economy and demand freebies, and our enemies dance on our heads — because the crapstains are incapable of doing their real jobs. And they yuk it up for the camera.
My disgust for that class of a-holes knows no bounds.
{"Damn, she moves fast for an old bat..."}
When (not if) the collapse occurs, it is my hope that the parasitic bureaucratic class (at all levels of government) is shown no mercy.
All of the elected RATs, most RINOs, Boehner and most other gop-e are in reality committing high treason against our Constitution.
As a consequence of the evil they will caused to be unleashed, may they also be shown no mercy when "the time" comes.
Anything You Can Do!
Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.
No, you can’t.
Yes, I can. No, you can’t.
Yes, I can. No, you can’t.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I’m greater than you.
No, you’re not. Yes, I am.
No, you’re not. Yes, I am.
No, you’re NOT!. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.
No, you can’t. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.
Fifty cents?
Forty cents! Thirty cents?
Twenty cents! No, you can’t!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
No, you can’t. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can’t. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can’t. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein’ caught?
Sure.
That’s what I thought—
you crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.
No, you can’t.
Yes, I can No, you can’t.
Yes, I can No, you can’t.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N’T—
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I’d look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can’t!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can’t. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can’t. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan’t. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? No.
Neither can I.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can’t. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can’t, can’t, can’t (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
Yes, I can! No, you can’t!
-Irving Berlin, “Annie get Your Gun”, Act II
On that first pic, the thing that popped into my head was Boehner saying, “I’ll be glad to take care of your next face lift, Nancy.”
In an effort at bipartianship, Boehner reaches out and bangs Pelosi.
“I’m gonna enjoy poundin’ this nail in your coffin, Bella.”
“That’s way bigger than my husband’s. Your hammer, I mean.”
Now there’s government wisdom on display.
Using finish hammers on a framing project.
A picture is worth 1000 words.
And they’re in charge of our health care and retirement. Oy.
Dear Leader was furious. Good on Boehner.
"Damn, bitch, lay off the burritos."
It’s my Party, and I’ll cry if I want to!
Nancy.....
“Oh! So you hit the nail on the flat end and not the pointy end. That’s why our deck fell apart.”
You can see why contractors prefer Mexicans.
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