Thank you all in advance.
1 posted on
09/21/2012 1:58:09 PM PDT by
Pharmboy
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To: Pharmboy
Pert' near but not plumb (almost but not quite), Appalachian foothills, North Carolina.
To: Pharmboy
From My old Great-Uncle in Texas who was an oilman who made it big and lost it big . . . both several times . . . with just a 3rd grade education . . . he was orphaned at a very young age.
I’m as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs.
I loved listening to old stories from him (his name was Uncle Sam) and my grandfather.
3 posted on
09/21/2012 2:04:13 PM PDT by
Qwackertoo
(Romney/Ryan 2012 The Future of Our Children and Their Children are at stake.)
To: Pharmboy
From the Ozarks:
“Slicker’n greased owl s***.”
“Sharper’n a mouse turd tapered on both ends.”
4 posted on
09/21/2012 2:04:45 PM PDT by
familyop
("Wanna cigarette? You're never too young to start." --Deacon, "Waterworld")
To: Pharmboy
“Nervous as a whore in church.”
5 posted on
09/21/2012 2:06:03 PM PDT by
familyop
("Wanna cigarette? You're never too young to start." --Deacon, "Waterworld")
To: Pharmboy
‘like a monkey peeing on a cash register, sooner or later it runs into money’ (discussing money losing businesses or other enterprises...)
my dad, south MS.
To: Pharmboy
“Jumpier than a one legged man in a roach stomping contest. “
7 posted on
09/21/2012 2:07:36 PM PDT by
DiogenesLamp
(Partus Sequitur Patrem)
To: Pharmboy
Not funny but I always thought it interesting that my Mother never said “it rained”. She would say “it came up a cloud”.
She war born and reared in Florida within sight of the Alabama line.
8 posted on
09/21/2012 2:09:26 PM PDT by
yarddog
To: Pharmboy
“If frogs had wings, their a$$es wouldn’t hit the ground when they jumped”
9 posted on
09/21/2012 2:10:06 PM PDT by
ssaftler
(With apologies to Gene Kranz: "Obama is not an option")
To: Pharmboy
“Boy, you’re dumber than a Buick engineer” from my dad, who was a foreman at BuicK.
10 posted on
09/21/2012 2:11:00 PM PDT by
Panzerlied
("We shall never surrender!")
To: Pharmboy
Slicker than snot on a door knob! WA State
11 posted on
09/21/2012 2:11:15 PM PDT by
BillT
(If you can not stand behind our military, you might as well stand in front of them!)
To: Pharmboy
From my grandpa:
“Uglier than a mud fence. “
“Use your head for somethin’ besides a hat rack. “
(While following a very large woman in pants) “looks like two hogs fightin’ in a gunny sack. “
12 posted on
09/21/2012 2:11:21 PM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
To: Pharmboy
‘if otters (oughta’s) were beavers we’d all be wearing fur coats’. my great aunt who died last spring age 99.5yrs. south MS.
To: Pharmboy
This one is from a Friend from Wisconsin. (referring to getting drunk)
“F***ED up like a test rat.”
15 posted on
09/21/2012 2:12:51 PM PDT by
DiogenesLamp
(Partus Sequitur Patrem)
To: Pharmboy
One that everyone used when I was a kid but haven’t heard in a long time: “uglier than home made sin”.
18 posted on
09/21/2012 2:15:57 PM PDT by
yarddog
To: Pharmboy
Six of one half a dozen of another.
Those are the kind of folks you just pass and repass with. In other words throw up your hand at them and keep on walking.
My grandmother. North Ga
To: Pharmboy
Usually a threat of sorts; Honey, you do and I’ll be all over you like:
. . .a duck on a june-bug
. . .like ugly on ape
Courtesy of my Mom, born and bred in West Texas.
20 posted on
09/21/2012 2:16:10 PM PDT by
KittenClaws
(You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
To: Pharmboy
So Stupid that “They couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.”
23 posted on
09/21/2012 2:16:38 PM PDT by
DiogenesLamp
(Partus Sequitur Patrem)
To: Pharmboy
Whoa! If he/she ever had to haul-ass they’d have to make two trips!
27 posted on
09/21/2012 2:19:20 PM PDT by
READINABLUESTATE
("We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately." - Franklin)
To: Pharmboy; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
"Nekkid like a intern at the White House" (North Alaska saying.)
30 posted on
09/21/2012 2:20:50 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: Pharmboy
Pole vaulting over mouse turds. (Midwest)
She was built like she’d been shot in the back with a coupla Zuni rockets. (Republic of South Vietnam)
31 posted on
09/21/2012 2:21:00 PM PDT by
2nd Bn, 11th Mar
(The "p" in Democrat stands for patriotism.)
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