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Posted on 09/21/2012 7:03:36 PM PDT by married21

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To: Marie Antoinette

Oh man George Bush’s fault!!! Dude really has got a bad rap, now he’s responsible for bad cake....but seriously...a man went to the doctor and said “Doc, I get real bad heartbburn whenever I eat cake from Costco...” the doc replied “ Don’t eat Costco cake!!!”


51 posted on 09/22/2012 12:26:31 AM PDT by databoss
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To: married21

GMO Wheat


52 posted on 09/22/2012 2:17:46 AM PDT by texgal (end no-fault divorce laws return DUE PROCESS & EQUAL PROTECTION to ALL citizens))
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To: beaversmom; married21

GB starts to screw with you at some point when it decides it no longer wishes you to enjoy fats of any kind.


53 posted on 09/22/2012 3:10:53 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: married21

eat nothing or a whole day just drink water, give your system a rest


54 posted on 09/22/2012 5:16:10 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: gorush

>> It has been theorized that women don’t fart because they don’t keep their mouths closed long enough to build up pressure.

ROFL!

I have PLANS for using THAT line!


55 posted on 09/22/2012 7:29:10 AM PDT by Nervous Tick ("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
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To: count-your-change

funny


56 posted on 09/22/2012 8:17:16 AM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: Nervous Tick

I haven’t spoken to my wife in over three months. We’re not fighting...I just don’t like to interrupt.


57 posted on 09/22/2012 8:43:14 AM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Vendome; beaversmom

I looked up what the gallbladder does and why an excessively fatty diet harms it. Bummer (visions of rib eye steaks in my head). Oh well. Knowledge is power.


58 posted on 09/22/2012 9:02:03 AM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Tried belching, discreetly. (11 y/o thinks moms don’t belch. I didn’t want to disillusion him.)


59 posted on 09/22/2012 9:11:45 AM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: married21; beaversmom

Yep. Sorry but, it happens


60 posted on 09/22/2012 3:40:21 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: gorush

Cool! I’ve hit the motherlode of useful oneliners!

Keep ‘em coming... I’m writing as fast as I can... :-)


61 posted on 09/22/2012 6:29:44 PM PDT by Nervous Tick ("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
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