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Seminole man calls 911 because daughter refuses to get him beer
Posted on 09/24/2012 8:29:19 AM PDT by jakerobins
SEMINOLE The man told authorities he needed a help with a domestic situation.
But deep down, all he apparently wanted was a beer.
Pinellas deputies said that late Thursday night they got a 911 call from Seminole resident Robert Hagerman, 56.
Hagerman said he needed help because his daughter was hitting him, throwing things and using drugs.
Deputies arrived shortly after 11 p.m. Father and daughter were both home. Hagerman, however, was "very intoxicated and uncooperative," a report said.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: floriduh; napl; sourcetitlenoturl
Well.... As much as running out of beer is an emergency. Calling 911 was going too far! LOL....
To: Slings and Arrows
posted on 09/24/2012 8:31:27 AM PDT
(Integrity has no need of rules.)
What else are daughters for?
posted on 09/24/2012 8:31:53 AM PDT
(Only two of God's creatures can employ the term "we": newspaper editors and men with tapeworms-Hayes)
posted on 09/24/2012 8:40:58 AM PDT
by Emperor Palpatine
("On the ascent of Olympus, what's a botched bar or two?" -Artur Schnabel)
posted on 09/24/2012 8:42:47 AM PDT
by kimchi lover
("I can see November from Wisconsin")
Well, it’s a daughter’s duty to get her father a beer from the refrigerator. But I think it’s going a bit far to expect her to go to the nearest market and buy him a beer.
posted on 09/24/2012 8:43:38 AM PDT
“....his daughter was hitting him, throwing things and using drugs.”
All at the same time. Now that’s multitasking!
posted on 09/24/2012 8:45:12 AM PDT
("Free speech is more important than Islam.")
Calling 911 was going too far!
When it comes to beer, you can NEVER go too far.
posted on 09/24/2012 8:45:57 AM PDT
(I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
"Ossifer . . . would ya bring me another beer? This one’s about out." [Belch]
Another “hold ma beer and watch dis” moment brought to you by Budweiser.
Geez, buy a dog and train him.
posted on 09/24/2012 9:06:34 AM PDT
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: kimchi lover
My thought exactly. I’m surprised the nitwit didn’t ask the 911 dispatcher to send over an EMT with a beer.
posted on 09/24/2012 9:09:43 AM PDT
(Obamanation--the most corrupt regime since Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe)
posted on 09/24/2012 9:15:55 AM PDT
by Iron Munro
(US Embassies Come and Go But An Obama Apology Lasts Forever)
To: day10; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
If it wasn't Flori-duh, it would be news.
posted on 09/24/2012 9:37:52 AM PDT
by Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
Well.... As much as running out of beer is an emergency. Calling 911 was going too far!
Everyone knows you're only supposed to call 911 to complain about fast-food drive-throughs.
posted on 09/24/2012 9:48:11 AM PDT
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
When i was an underage teenager we used to have taxi’s pick up our beer.
posted on 09/24/2012 10:26:39 AM PDT
To: Slings and Arrows; jakerobins
posted on 09/24/2012 12:39:46 PM PDT
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
posted on 09/24/2012 12:43:12 PM PDT
by Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: Emperor Palpatine
There, ya see? That’s the problem with training dogs to do this — you ask them for a beer and they bring you back a Budweiser.
posted on 09/24/2012 12:55:29 PM PDT
(Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
“Girl done got uppity jus cuz I told her she was the best kisser in the whole county...kids these days just don’t mind their elders..”
posted on 09/24/2012 1:15:37 PM PDT
by Molon Labbie
(Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
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