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Reckless Driver Tells Cop Squirrel Was Eating Him
Houston Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Posted on 09/26/2012 12:23:26 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Edited on 09/26/2012 12:51:16 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Michael opened his window to greet officers, he wasn’t holding his driver’s license and registration — he was holding a squirrel.

“Upon contact with the defendant, he immediately told me he had a squirrel eating him,” the arresting officer said in a report.


(Excerpt) Read more at blog.chron.com ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
Man blames pet squirrel for DUI

Squirrel at fault, DUI suspect tells Clay County deputy

1 posted on 09/26/2012 12:23:34 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


2 posted on 09/26/2012 12:24:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I just hate it when that happens!!!!!


3 posted on 09/26/2012 12:25:28 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eatl my dog!)
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To: nickcarraway

This story is just nuts....


4 posted on 09/26/2012 12:28:28 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: nickcarraway

...yeah, the old “I got a squirrel in my pants” trick...


5 posted on 09/26/2012 12:29:25 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
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To: nickcarraway
The Squirrel Grenade A FR Classic.
6 posted on 09/26/2012 12:29:25 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: nickcarraway
To quote General Anthony McAuliffe: "Nuts!"
7 posted on 09/26/2012 12:30:49 PM PDT by KarlInOhio ("Government is the only thing that we all belong to"=implicit repeal of the 13th amendment for all.)
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To: nickcarraway
Ray Stevens - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival.

'nough said.

/johnny

8 posted on 09/26/2012 12:31:20 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: nickcarraway

Reckless Driver Tells Cop Squirrel Was Eating Him

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Dam! Squirrels are into Bath Salts now?

We are so screwed.


9 posted on 09/26/2012 12:31:20 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: nickcarraway
... saving his raisins for Sunday?
10 posted on 09/26/2012 12:34:00 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Obama gives us the gift of downward mobility)
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To: Responsibility2nd
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11 posted on 09/26/2012 12:43:44 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: nickcarraway

There I was driving one night after one too many. When I left the bar I was feeling great but something told me I should have taken a cab home that night. A few minutes after putting it in drive something just kept eating at me...

Little did I know that night Animal Kingdom would have its say it my DUI arrest.

Hammy! You’re fired!


12 posted on 09/26/2012 12:50:57 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
The first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.

I challenge anyone to read "The Squirrel Grenade" out loud to an audience without cracking up. I've tried it several times and it is impossible.

13 posted on 09/26/2012 12:58:13 PM PDT by Stonewall Jackson ("I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.")
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To: nickcarraway

Nickaphobia:Fear of a squirrel running up your pants leg.

Johnny Carson


14 posted on 09/26/2012 1:37:49 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Vaduz

Did Moose have any comment?


15 posted on 09/26/2012 2:07:32 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: nickcarraway

So the guy should have squirrel bites to show the Cop.


16 posted on 09/26/2012 2:32:40 PM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: PoloSec
A squirrel bit my sister once.

Squirrel bites can be nasty.

17 posted on 09/26/2012 2:55:51 PM PDT by DYngbld (I have read the back of the Book and we WIN!!!!)
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To: nickcarraway

Zombie squirrels.


18 posted on 09/26/2012 3:17:53 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: nickcarraway

In Houston, it’s OK to drive if you have a squirrel to vouch for you.


19 posted on 09/26/2012 3:20:29 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: nickcarraway

“Let me introduce you to Thor, our K-9 Officer.”

“Ouchouchouch! Now the dog’s eating me!”

“No he’s not! He’s doing his sworn duty to protect you from man-eating squirrels.”


20 posted on 09/26/2012 3:24:33 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

only red squirrels can vouch.

in MN, they can vouch for up to 15 other voting squirrels.


21 posted on 09/26/2012 3:28:00 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; Revolting cat!
Floriduh PING


FLEMING ISLAND, Fla

22 posted on 09/27/2012 12:02:15 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: a fool in paradise

23 posted on 09/27/2012 12:27:09 PM PDT by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: nickcarraway

What’s a “Cop Squirrel”?


24 posted on 09/27/2012 12:31:00 PM PDT by hawkeye101 (Ron Paul attacked every Republican in the 2012 race EXCEPT for Mitt Romney.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
There's a song about that.


25 posted on 09/27/2012 12:53:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: RckyRaCoCo; Shimmer1
...yeah, the old “I got a squirrel in my pants” trick...

That has actually happened to me.

26 posted on 09/27/2012 1:09:48 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1346 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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