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You won't believe what I did today

Posted on 09/26/2012 4:05:46 PM PDT by BereanBrain

Today I was on a business call to the CIty of Dallas (@ Dallas City Hall).

On arrival, I noticed that the annual Sagging Summit (a nationwide meeting of local community leaders who are fighting the sagging pants epidemic) was meeting on the 6th floor of City Hall (main room).

After my meeting, We proceeded out to the parking lot and were chit-chatting with my co-worker, when a couple - a woman and what appeared to be her boyfriend who was holding his sagging pants with one hand, and his crotch with the other. She asked me "Where do we go to get ID?".

I smiled and replied "6th floor, Mam".

We beat a hasty retreat back to the office :)


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: humor

1 posted on 09/26/2012 4:05:49 PM PDT by BereanBrain
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To: BereanBrain

lol...good.


2 posted on 09/26/2012 4:09:20 PM PDT by Girlene
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To: BereanBrain

Awesome.


3 posted on 09/26/2012 4:16:53 PM PDT by funfan
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To: BereanBrain

Voter Suppression...

Hilarious Voter Suppression!


4 posted on 09/26/2012 4:20:29 PM PDT by rwilson99 (Please tell me how the words "shall not perish and have everlasting life" would NOT apply to Mary.)
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To: BereanBrain

HAHAHAHA!


5 posted on 09/26/2012 4:21:00 PM PDT by cardinal4 (If Baraq Hussein Obama had a son he would look like Rageboy)
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To: BereanBrain

6 posted on 09/26/2012 4:23:14 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: BereanBrain
Scared the catz, that laughing caused.

/johnny

7 posted on 09/26/2012 4:24:25 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: BereanBrain

nice


8 posted on 09/26/2012 4:27:43 PM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: BereanBrain

YOU are a genius!

Act of the Day!

Congratulations!


9 posted on 09/26/2012 4:28:36 PM PDT by RitaOK ( VIVA CHRISTO REY)
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To: BereanBrain

LOL!!!


10 posted on 09/26/2012 4:37:49 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: BereanBrain

Good move, patriot.


11 posted on 09/26/2012 4:38:54 PM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: BereanBrain

I swear if my daughter comes home with one of those I’ll pull his pants the rest of the way down and set them on fire.


12 posted on 09/26/2012 4:39:12 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.)
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To: BereanBrain

LOL! Awesome!


13 posted on 09/26/2012 4:42:36 PM PDT by rabidralph
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To: BereanBrain

lol!


14 posted on 09/26/2012 4:44:32 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: BereanBrain

I see kids like that and I ask “What died?”
After they say “Huh?” I reply : “You have your pants at half mask, so what died?”


15 posted on 09/26/2012 4:44:54 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: BereanBrain
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!
16 posted on 09/26/2012 4:47:14 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

I’m thinking I’d grab the industrial staple gun, pull them up and staple them. That, or duct tape.


17 posted on 09/26/2012 4:52:21 PM PDT by ro_dreaming (G.K. Chesterton, “Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It’s been found hard and lef)
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To: smokingfrog

LOL!


18 posted on 09/26/2012 4:53:30 PM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: BereanBrain

Lookin’ like a fool wit’ yer PANTS on the ground ...


19 posted on 09/26/2012 4:54:57 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: BereanBrain
+©+ ...your medal

|_$C$_| ...your Chick filA gift certificate

< = > ...a kiss from Miss America

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People waving at you during your ticker tape parade

20 posted on 09/26/2012 4:59:47 PM PDT by Tuanedge (Tigers don't eat horns.)
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To: JRandomFreeper; ArrogantBustard; GeronL


21 posted on 09/26/2012 5:03:14 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: BereanBrain

Two people showed up at the front porch today. Dog barking, I come up from the lower level 2A workshop.
Young man and young woman.
“Hello Sir, I’m looking for GRRRRR? (Not my real name)

We’re with Fair Share PAC and...
I interrupted and said..”You’re Obama Supporters aren’t you?”
Yes we are, they said proudly.

I pointed to the Gadsden Flag sticker on my door window...”TEA PARTY Founding member” I said.

“Oh, well...have a nice day” and they left...

There are also 6 R&R Yard Signs on my street alone. More up the other street, by the other street...etc.

Weld County, CO is Ryan Country!!


22 posted on 09/26/2012 5:07:26 PM PDT by GRRRRR (He'll NEVER be my President, FUBO! Treason is the Reason! Impeach the Kenyan)
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To: Blood of Tyrants
I swear if my daughter comes home with one of those I’ll pull his pants the rest of the way down and set them on fire.

By "them" you mean the pants, not the twig and berries?

23 posted on 09/26/2012 5:08:16 PM PDT by verga (Forced to remove tag line by administrator)
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To: verga

Maybe those, too.


24 posted on 09/26/2012 5:22:33 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Actually you should do what a neighbor did to his son’s teenage friend. Neighbor is about 6’2”, works in the oil patch and is about 230 lbs. of solid muscle. Had already told his son about house rules and bringing friends over with exposed underwear. But his son brought his friend home with him anyway with several inches of exposed underwear.

Neighbor walked up quietly behind the kid and grabbed the sides of the jean shorts and pulled them up around the kid’s nose, lifting the kid about 6 inches off the floor in the process. Kid is going to walk funny for a while but not because his pants are falling down.


25 posted on 09/26/2012 5:40:07 PM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: ro_dreaming
I’m thinking I’d grab the industrial staple gun, pull them up and staple them. That, or duct tape.

From the hilarious Father's 10 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

26 posted on 09/26/2012 6:24:49 PM PDT by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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To: BereanBrain

Awesome, quick thinking. Just grand!


27 posted on 09/26/2012 7:15:15 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Oatka

What? While you have a nail gun, nail the pants to the floor. Preferably THROUGH the knucklehead’s shoes.


28 posted on 09/26/2012 7:20:52 PM PDT by Big Giant Head
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To: shibumi

EPIC Fail.


29 posted on 09/26/2012 8:10:14 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

by them, I assume you’re referring to his pants...right?


30 posted on 09/26/2012 9:14:04 PM PDT by david069
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