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Alaska woman falls off 60-foot cliff while texting
| September 27, 2012
Posted on 09/28/2012 5:57:03 AM PDT by vet7279
The Kodiak Daily Mirror reports she slipped as she was texting on her phone at the same time she tried to toss a cigarette butt over the cliff edge.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/09/27/alaska-woman-falls-off-60-foot-cliff-while-texting/?test=latestnews#ixzz27lhu2uif
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TOPICS: Local News; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: cellphones; darwinnominee; napl; smokers; texting
Remember, smoking is hazardous to your health!
posted on 09/28/2012 5:57:06 AM PDT
Yea, next time maybe we can finance a million dollars of her medical expenses.
posted on 09/28/2012 6:03:47 AM PDT
Emergency responders in Kodiak say they had to overcome the challenges of a cliff as well as an incoming tide to rescue a woman who fell 60 feet onto rocks.
This sounds like something out of a sitcom. And as the tide swept her out into the ocean after her 60 foot fall onto the rocks, she was madly trying to keep her head above water so her cigaretted didn't go out and she could finish her text message.
posted on 09/28/2012 6:04:41 AM PDT
by Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
Stupidity is hazardous to your health and flipping cigiy butts causes fires.
Sorry she slipped hope its nothing trivial
posted on 09/28/2012 6:05:44 AM PDT
Honk if you love Jesus.
Text while walking along a cliff if you want to meet Him.
posted on 09/28/2012 6:07:07 AM PDT
by NY Cajun
posted on 09/28/2012 6:08:47 AM PDT
(The time is nigh.)
She almost won that Darwin Award !
For Halloween, she should dress as the US Economy and do it all over again.
Uh oh time for a new warning label on packs of cigs!
This happened to a teen on a nature hike with his family a year or so ago in CA. Kid texted right off a cliff to his death.
posted on 09/28/2012 6:12:43 AM PDT
(No Rats, No Rino's)
LOL. good one.
wonder what she was texting..."I'm feeling down".."I need to start looking up"....
posted on 09/28/2012 6:13:03 AM PDT
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
Was she texting on a nobama free-phone at the time????
posted on 09/28/2012 6:14:06 AM PDT
by hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
She plugged into her Ipod too ?
posted on 09/28/2012 6:19:51 AM PDT
by maine yankee
(I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
To: vet7279; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
The view is amazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing LOL!
posted on 09/28/2012 6:20:19 AM PDT
by a fool in paradise
(Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
Will she still be able to do her spots on Fox?
posted on 09/28/2012 6:22:16 AM PDT
(Pablo, being wily, pities the fool.)
Neither is a capital offense, but hopefully she got some needed feedback about her behavior choices
posted on 09/28/2012 6:22:40 AM PDT
Uh oh time for a new warning label on packs of cigs!
Cellphones need a warning label:
Caution: Texting while stupid could be hazardous to your health.
posted on 09/28/2012 6:24:19 AM PDT
Her text was ‘Be back real soon...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....’
posted on 09/28/2012 6:24:34 AM PDT
(I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
posted on 09/28/2012 6:29:11 AM PDT
(If you vote for a communist what does that make you?)
I dodge these idiots daily, on the freeway and on the sidewalks.
Hope she serves as a lesson to the other idiots.
posted on 09/28/2012 6:32:49 AM PDT
To: Opinionated Blowhard
...and all the while keeping her kicking legs out of the jaws of the dreaded Alaskan shark.
posted on 09/28/2012 6:32:57 AM PDT
(Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
It was the texting that “done her in”, not the cigarette.
For instance, driving while smoking is relatively safe, but texting while driving (or walking around on cliffs) is not.
The cigs usually take 30 or 40 years to kill you, texting can do it in five minutes.
posted on 09/28/2012 6:45:24 AM PDT
(They will become our ultimate masters the day we surrender the 2nd Amendment.)
She seem to be driving in the left lane in front of me for the four years.
posted on 09/28/2012 6:48:03 AM PDT
(Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.
posted on 09/28/2012 6:54:27 AM PDT
(Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
That needs to be added to the new commercial about don’t text/don’t wreck.
posted on 09/28/2012 7:06:17 AM PDT
And Barry Hussein Soetoro will say it was Palins fault.
posted on 09/28/2012 7:43:45 AM PDT
(Veritas vos Liberabit)
To: a fool in paradise; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
She forgot which butt she wanted to throw...
posted on 09/28/2012 8:06:56 AM PDT
She must have been texting her order of roadrunner catching gear to Acme.
Text: I’m falling and I can’t get up!
posted on 09/28/2012 8:16:49 AM PDT
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
Funny. (it won’t be popular, but it’s still funny)
If she had died it would have been one more tobacco related death.
To: Charles Henrickson
posted on 09/28/2012 9:53:16 AM PDT
I have a 72-mile round trip to work every day, 60 miles of which is on a four lane dual highway. Every day I count at least a dozen people texting while driving. The same ones, day after day. Anybody doing ten miles under the speed limit and wobbling around in their lane is texting, guaranteed.
I will be so glad when Ubama hits that Interwebs "off" switch.
posted on 09/28/2012 9:54:02 AM PDT
by E. Pluribus Unum
(Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
She was *that* close to being a good 0bama voter...
posted on 09/28/2012 12:10:42 PM PDT
by Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
posted on 09/28/2012 12:27:01 PM PDT
by null and void
(Day 1347 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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