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Polar bear attacks drunken lady with chicken legs in Russia
Pravda.Ru ^ | Sept. 24, 2012

Posted on 09/28/2012 10:53:11 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

A polar bear attacked a woman who, after drinking too much alcohol, decided to feed the "clumsy" bear with chicken legs. The incident took place in the Chaunsky district of Chukotka, Russia's Far East. A policeman, who heard cries for help, saved the compassionate lady from the claws of the bear.

The incident occurred in the village Yanranay. Sergei Terekhov, an assistant to police precinct, heard the screams. The man grabbed a gun and ran out into the street. He saw a polar bear dragging the victim to the side of the tundra, writes FederalPress.

The police officer wounded the animal with his first shot. Having taken the moment, the woman crawled a few meters away from the predator. This made it possible to make another shot, which killed the bear. The woman was immediately sent to hospital. Doctors said that her life was out of danger: several bite wounds had been treated and stitched.

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1 posted on 09/28/2012 10:53:18 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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2 posted on 09/28/2012 10:55:12 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Polar bear attacks drunken lady with chicken legs in Russia

How to interpret this headline:

A. The bear attacked a woman who has real skinny legs.
B. The bear used chicken legs to attack the woman.
C. The woman owns some chicken legs back in Russia.
D. The bear attacked the lady who had some chicken legs in her hand.

3 posted on 09/28/2012 11:01:38 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Polar bear attacking with chicken legs, then running off to the side of the tundra.

There’s altogether too much moonshine in Russia.


4 posted on 09/28/2012 11:01:54 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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5 posted on 09/28/2012 11:06:31 PM PDT by Stonewall Jackson ("I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a ping.


6 posted on 09/28/2012 11:08:34 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
I once dated a drunken woman with chicken legs.

Coincidence?

7 posted on 09/28/2012 11:12:22 PM PDT by LaybackLenny (Principles aren't worth a bucket of warm spit. I'm voting Romney. God help me.)
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To: dfwgator

I’m so glad you posted.

I have had several different images in my mind after reading the title, lol.

I was worried it was just me.


8 posted on 09/28/2012 11:15:54 PM PDT by berdie
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To: Squawk 8888; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
A polar bear attacked a woman who, after drinking too much alcohol, decided to feed the "clumsy" bear with chicken legs.

Baba Yaga's gonna be really p*ssed when she finds out that someone's been feeding her bear.


9 posted on 09/28/2012 11:16:56 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dfwgator; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
B. The bear used chicken legs to attack the woman.

Yes, this one. And I suspect vodka was involved.

10 posted on 09/28/2012 11:18:09 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
*HICK!*..here kitty..*HICK!*..kitty *HICK!*....Surfing Smiley

11 posted on 09/28/2012 11:20:11 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; w/ different flie$" :^)
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To: Ezekiel
Yes, this one. And I suspect vodka was involved.

But where would a polar bear get vodka?

12 posted on 09/28/2012 11:32:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dfwgator

I was going with B.
:D


13 posted on 09/28/2012 11:37:06 PM PDT by snarkytart
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To: Slings and Arrows

From the lady with the chicken legs...


14 posted on 09/28/2012 11:37:21 PM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter"you min)
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To: dfwgator
The last place I want to be dragged by a Polar Bear is the side of the tundra.
The middle wouldn't be so bad.
15 posted on 09/28/2012 11:45:01 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Hillary(!), is that you?


16 posted on 09/28/2012 11:48:37 PM PDT by MasterGunner01
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I didn't know she was in Russia now.

17 posted on 09/28/2012 11:52:33 PM PDT by ThomasThomas
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To: LaybackLenny

LOL! Were her chicken legs as tasty as Col. Sanders’?


18 posted on 09/28/2012 11:53:40 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The drunk woman had chicken legs? I once knew a football coach who had tweety bird legs.


19 posted on 09/29/2012 12:02:45 AM PDT by Terry Mross
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Useless, but marginally relevant trivia. Roughly 70% of the dark meat chicken cuts butchered in the US (including chicken legs) are sold to markets in Israel and Russia.

Also, I’d like to know what the cops in Russia are packing that they can drop a polar bear with two shots. I’ll take a gross!


20 posted on 09/29/2012 12:13:56 AM PDT by DemforBush (100% Ex-Democrat.)
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To: dfwgator
LOL!

Eats, shoots and leaves.


21 posted on 09/29/2012 12:14:34 AM PDT by nathanbedford ("Attack, repeat, attack!" Bull Halsey)
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To: dfwgator

I was thinking the same thing. That qualifies as one of the greatest misfires in headlines that I have seen.


22 posted on 09/29/2012 12:37:13 AM PDT by Ingtar (Everyone complains about the weather, but only Liberals try to legislate it.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
But where would a polar bear get vodka?

Anywhere he looked.

The "vodka belt" countries of Northern, Central and Eastern Europe are the historic home of vodka, and also have the highest vodka consumption in the world. [wiki]

23 posted on 09/29/2012 12:39:29 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: dfwgator

E. the polar bear used chicken legs to pummel a poor drunken lady in Russia.


24 posted on 09/29/2012 12:48:23 AM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: dfwgator

G.(or is it H now?)

The polar bear, accompanied by chicken legs in russia, attacks a poor drunken lady.


25 posted on 09/29/2012 12:48:30 AM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I was wondering if the author of the headline was drunk, not the lady or the polar bear.


26 posted on 09/29/2012 12:50:56 AM PDT by winner3000
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I was wondering if the author of the headline was drunk, not the lady or the polar bear.


27 posted on 09/29/2012 12:51:06 AM PDT by winner3000
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To: ThomasThomas

LOL, Marcie did come to my mind as well when I saw the headline.


28 posted on 09/29/2012 12:52:16 AM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: dfwgator

The bear used chicken legs to beat a woman over the head with. It was a hairy situation


29 posted on 09/29/2012 1:19:19 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: dfwgator

That was put perfectly, I pictured a polar bear waving chicken legs around.....thanks for the chuckle....


30 posted on 09/29/2012 1:43:29 AM PDT by marmar ((Although, I may look different then you....my blood still runs..RED, WHITE, & BLUE. RETIRED USAF))
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But where would a polar bear get vodka?

Anywhere he wanted to...

31 posted on 09/29/2012 1:48:02 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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Yeah, she is kinda cute for being a lesbian.


32 posted on 09/29/2012 2:20:08 AM PDT by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Ezekiel

Polar bear quote (translated from Russian):

FOOD FIGHT!!!


33 posted on 09/29/2012 2:20:44 AM PDT by relictele
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To: dfwgator

It’s all of the above. The writer was drunk too.


34 posted on 09/29/2012 3:15:25 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Also, there was a man eating chicken with cold nuggets.


35 posted on 09/29/2012 4:14:00 AM PDT by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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I shot an elephant in my pajamas.....


36 posted on 09/29/2012 4:19:21 AM PDT by conservaterian (Sarah/DeMint '12-NOPE Cain?- Guess NOT. ABO & ABMR. I'm going Goode.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Its bad enough the lady got attacked why disparage her anatomy?
37 posted on 09/29/2012 4:26:19 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Are those your legs, or are you riding a chicken?


38 posted on 09/29/2012 4:38:13 AM PDT by weezel
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To: LaybackLenny
I once dated a drunken woman with chicken legs.

How does the chicken legs methodology compare with carbon 14 dating?

39 posted on 09/29/2012 4:45:23 AM PDT by trebb ("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Comrade, hold my wodka and watch this!” Darwinskova Award nominee...


40 posted on 09/29/2012 5:01:13 AM PDT by twister881
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I choose b.

I hope the bleu cheese was thrown in as well. Can't have wings without bleu cheese.

41 posted on 09/29/2012 5:03:54 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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Hubba, hubba!


42 posted on 09/29/2012 5:12:13 AM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did they have to insult the woman’s legs?

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Man shoots elephant in his pajamas


43 posted on 09/29/2012 5:44:52 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: dfwgator

Let’s eat Grandpa.


44 posted on 09/29/2012 5:51:01 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Barack 0b0tt0my!)
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To: dfwgator

Thank you, dfwgator. You always give me a good chuckle.


45 posted on 09/29/2012 5:58:48 AM PDT by oldsicilian
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To: Free ThinkerNY

When are people going to learn that you don’t mess with bears! They are not friendly cuddly cute furry creatures!


46 posted on 09/29/2012 6:06:07 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Sheep have 2 speeds: graze and stampede.)
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To: oldsicilian

The “Rusky” woman is certainly a candidate for the Darwin Award.


47 posted on 09/29/2012 6:07:43 AM PDT by DaveA37
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To: Free ThinkerNY
This story reminds me of Roscoe's.
48 posted on 09/29/2012 6:13:24 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Q: Why did the bear cross the road with chicken legs?

A: To get to the other side of the tundra!


49 posted on 09/29/2012 6:25:38 AM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Once again, the ugliness of bear bigotry raises its head. This poor bear was probably pondering the meaning of life when this drunken Russian Amazon attacked it with one of the deadliest weapons known to man....chicken wings. And on top of all this, to add insult to injury, they describe Yogi’s cousin as “clumsy”. Ooooooh....the dancing bears are OK, but let’s blast the bear who trips over the cubs big tennis shoes. Filthy, stinkin’ bear haters.


50 posted on 09/29/2012 6:51:07 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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