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Polar bear attacks drunken lady with chicken legs in Russia
Pravda.Ru ^ | Sept. 24, 2012

Posted on 09/28/2012 10:53:11 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

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To: dfwgator
LOL!

Eats, shoots and leaves.


21 posted on 09/29/2012 12:14:34 AM PDT by nathanbedford ("Attack, repeat, attack!" Bull Halsey)
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To: dfwgator

I was thinking the same thing. That qualifies as one of the greatest misfires in headlines that I have seen.


22 posted on 09/29/2012 12:37:13 AM PDT by Ingtar (Everyone complains about the weather, but only Liberals try to legislate it.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
But where would a polar bear get vodka?

Anywhere he looked.

The "vodka belt" countries of Northern, Central and Eastern Europe are the historic home of vodka, and also have the highest vodka consumption in the world. [wiki]

23 posted on 09/29/2012 12:39:29 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: dfwgator

E. the polar bear used chicken legs to pummel a poor drunken lady in Russia.


24 posted on 09/29/2012 12:48:23 AM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: dfwgator

G.(or is it H now?)

The polar bear, accompanied by chicken legs in russia, attacks a poor drunken lady.


25 posted on 09/29/2012 12:48:30 AM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I was wondering if the author of the headline was drunk, not the lady or the polar bear.


26 posted on 09/29/2012 12:50:56 AM PDT by winner3000
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I was wondering if the author of the headline was drunk, not the lady or the polar bear.


27 posted on 09/29/2012 12:51:06 AM PDT by winner3000
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To: ThomasThomas

LOL, Marcie did come to my mind as well when I saw the headline.


28 posted on 09/29/2012 12:52:16 AM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: dfwgator

The bear used chicken legs to beat a woman over the head with. It was a hairy situation


29 posted on 09/29/2012 1:19:19 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: dfwgator

That was put perfectly, I pictured a polar bear waving chicken legs around.....thanks for the chuckle....


30 posted on 09/29/2012 1:43:29 AM PDT by marmar ((Although, I may look different then you....my blood still runs..RED, WHITE, & BLUE. RETIRED USAF))
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To: Slings and Arrows
But where would a polar bear get vodka?

Anywhere he wanted to...

31 posted on 09/29/2012 1:48:02 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: dfwgator; ThomasThomas

Yeah, she is kinda cute for being a lesbian.


32 posted on 09/29/2012 2:20:08 AM PDT by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Ezekiel

Polar bear quote (translated from Russian):

FOOD FIGHT!!!


33 posted on 09/29/2012 2:20:44 AM PDT by relictele
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To: dfwgator

It’s all of the above. The writer was drunk too.


34 posted on 09/29/2012 3:15:25 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Also, there was a man eating chicken with cold nuggets.


35 posted on 09/29/2012 4:14:00 AM PDT by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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To: Keli Kilohana

I shot an elephant in my pajamas.....


36 posted on 09/29/2012 4:19:21 AM PDT by conservaterian (Sarah/DeMint '12-NOPE Cain?- Guess NOT. ABO & ABMR. I'm going Goode.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Its bad enough the lady got attacked why disparage her anatomy?
37 posted on 09/29/2012 4:26:19 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Are those your legs, or are you riding a chicken?


38 posted on 09/29/2012 4:38:13 AM PDT by weezel
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To: LaybackLenny
I once dated a drunken woman with chicken legs.

How does the chicken legs methodology compare with carbon 14 dating?

39 posted on 09/29/2012 4:45:23 AM PDT by trebb ("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Comrade, hold my wodka and watch this!” Darwinskova Award nominee...


40 posted on 09/29/2012 5:01:13 AM PDT by twister881
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