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Biden Promotes Free Colonoscopies To Seniors
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/rightwing202.html ^

Posted on 09/29/2012 9:25:49 AM PDT by navysealdad

In Florida this afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden reminded supporters that thanks to President Obama, they could now get free colonoscopies. Vice President said I've had it done at least eight times and enjoyed the procedure. Joe remarked I've had my head up my own arse for years, feel right at home discussing colonoscopies.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: satire; semifunny; semiunfunny; sourcetitlenoturl

1 posted on 09/29/2012 9:25:54 AM PDT by navysealdad
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To: navysealdad

Biden’s little secret is, “he likes to watch”.


2 posted on 09/29/2012 9:28:42 AM PDT by oblomov
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To: navysealdad

I think they’ve been free for a long time...But if they find a teeny, tiny polyop...and snip it....that costs $10,000.


3 posted on 09/29/2012 9:28:45 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: navysealdad
He is trying to buy my vote by sticking what up where? I guess he said it all when he said “Joe remarked I've had my head up my own arse for years”
4 posted on 09/29/2012 9:31:02 AM PDT by 20yearvet (they yell for more tests as long as its your money)
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To: Sacajaweau

This is satire, isn’t it?


5 posted on 09/29/2012 9:31:11 AM PDT by Shady (Hey, King Bozo Osmocote....you can't hide the truth anymore..)
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To: navysealdad
He is trying to buy my vote by sticking what up where? I guess he said it all when he said “Joe remarked I've had my head up my own arse for years”
6 posted on 09/29/2012 9:31:23 AM PDT by 20yearvet (they yell for more tests as long as its your money)
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To: navysealdad
Biden is still flexible enough to do his own without any instruments.
7 posted on 09/29/2012 9:31:53 AM PDT by KarlInOhio ("Government is the only thing that we all belong to"=implicit repeal of the 13th amendment for all.)
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To: navysealdad

Free colonoscopies? ObamaCare will have more than that up your butts - expect the noses of an army of bureaucrats and pliers pulling out your wallets via the back track.


8 posted on 09/29/2012 9:37:05 AM PDT by RicocheT (Eat the rich only if you're certain it's your last meal)
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To: navysealdad

“....they could now get free colonoscopies.”

FREE ????????


9 posted on 09/29/2012 9:37:31 AM PDT by duckman (I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
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To: navysealdad

Barney Frank and a few friends will be opening a clinic.


10 posted on 09/29/2012 9:40:41 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: navysealdad
They may have to settle for a good butt chug instead.

UT 'butt-chugging' investigation completed with no further charges

11 posted on 09/29/2012 9:41:43 AM PDT by csvset
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To: navysealdad

They told Biden his frontal lobotomy was a colonoscopy...and he believed them!


12 posted on 09/29/2012 9:44:10 AM PDT by Leep
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To: navysealdad
Here he is giving one now:


13 posted on 09/29/2012 9:45:25 AM PDT by LouD
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To: Farmer Dean

"Free colonoscopies? How often can I go?"

14 posted on 09/29/2012 9:47:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Franking privileges.)
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To: navysealdad

Lucky 13, that’s just how many shocking comments this physician claimed his patients actually made while he was performing their colonoscopies. Enjoy! (Not referring to a colonoscopy that is...)
1.”Take it easy Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”
2.”Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3.”Can you hear me NOW?”
4.”Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
5.”You know in Arkansas we’re now legally married.”
6.”Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?”
7.”You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...”
8.”Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
9.”If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
10.”Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
11.”You used to be an executive at Enron didn’t you?”
12.”God, Now I know why I am not gay.”
13.”Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there.” (our favorite)

From:

http://www.funnyandjokes.com/funny-colonoscopy-comments.html


15 posted on 09/29/2012 9:48:26 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Sorry Barney,I think that you’ve had a few too many already.


16 posted on 09/29/2012 9:53:53 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: navysealdad
Biden Promotes Free Colonoscopies To Seniors


17 posted on 09/29/2012 9:58:59 AM PDT by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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To: navysealdad
He really only wants the doctor to grab your wallet for the government on the way out from the colonoscopy....

Honestly, can you believe this? Free colonoscopies? I'd much rather see them sterilze any AFDC, TANF, WICs, Section 8, or EITC'ers "at NO COST TO YOU!"....

19 posted on 09/29/2012 10:19:02 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: navysealdad
I love the word "free", don't you? "We'll look up your ass for "free"........Yeah, OK

FMCDH(BITS)

20 posted on 09/29/2012 10:25:50 AM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: navysealdad

He just wants to stick it to them any way he can.


21 posted on 09/29/2012 10:26:05 AM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: oblomov
Is that you Chauncey?

FMCDH(BITS)

22 posted on 09/29/2012 10:27:03 AM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: duckman

If they are part of the 47% then yes they are free to them.

To the rest of us. Not so much.


23 posted on 09/29/2012 10:52:42 AM PDT by cableguymn (peace through strength. if they don't like you at least they will fear you.)
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To: navysealdad

If Obamacare ever goes into effect, God forbid, people over 65 will be denied treatment in many cases, due to the inevitable rationing caused by socialized medicine.

So why would seniors need colonoscopy screenings if they’re not going to receive treatment for whatever doctors may find in their colons?

And, more important at this stage of the presidential campaign, why doesn’t Mitt Romney point this out very publicly to seniors to expose how foolish Joe Biden and his promises are? Let’s hope Paul Ryan brings this up in the vice-presidential debate.


24 posted on 09/29/2012 11:10:00 AM PDT by Bluestocking
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To: navysealdad

Sorry Rimshot but I’d much rather have a free cell phone. You know what you can do with your colonoscopy.


25 posted on 09/29/2012 11:42:10 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Vote early and vote often.)
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To: navysealdad
In Florida this afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden reminded supporters that thanks to President Obama, they could now get free colonoscopies.

Bend over grandma.

26 posted on 09/29/2012 12:02:24 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Take two Aspirin and call me in November - Obama for Hindmost.)
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To: navysealdad

When Biden was administered his free colonoscopy, the doctor told him to open his mouth wide.


27 posted on 09/29/2012 12:03:59 PM PDT by chuckee
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To: csvset

“Tour de Franzia”.......heh


28 posted on 09/29/2012 12:22:17 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (No tagline until JR gets the snail out of this site....as he promised moons ago.)
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To: navysealdad
Biden doesn't need a colonoscopy because he's the perfect ass.

(....I restrained myself....)

Leni

29 posted on 09/29/2012 12:39:25 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: navysealdad

That would play better in San Fransicko...butt they’re already pulling the -—uhh, LEVER for Obama.


30 posted on 09/29/2012 2:35:00 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: navysealdad

31 posted on 09/30/2012 3:16:45 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: navysealdad

Alas, too late - the IRS has been providing free colonoscopies for decades.


32 posted on 09/30/2012 12:30:37 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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