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To: Woodsman27

Just like all pea shooters are AK-47s, all dogs are now Pit Bulls.


17 posted on 09/30/2012 3:02:30 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Paladin2; Eaker; kanawa; wardaddy

Find the "Pit Bull"

If it bit a child: it’s a pitbull.

If it was off-leash and attacked your on-leash dog at the dog park, it’s a pitbull.

If you couldn’t make it let go of what it had latched onto, it’s a pitbull.

If you were scared for your life because it was barking, it’s a pitbull.

If it had eyes that turned red before it attacked, oh that’s definitely a pitbull.

If it jumped up on you and wasn’t in control by its owners, it’s a pitbull.

If it attacked your utility man, it’s a pitbull.

If it was being provoked by a bunch of teenaged louts and bit one of them, it’s now a blooded pitbull that’s beyond redemption and must be destroyed immediately.

If it alerted you to the fact that your house was on fire, it’s a golden retriever.

If it chased away the man who tried to snatch your bag, it’s a golden retriever.

If it jumped into a river to rescue a drowning child, it’s a golden retriever.

If it was being provoked by a bunch of teenaged louts and bit one of them, it was obviously just distressed and who’d blame it for responding in that fashion, and there should be an entire internet campaign to excuse its behaviour and fight for rehabilitation instead of euthanasia – oh and by the way it’s a golden retriever.

19 posted on 09/30/2012 3:40:05 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me)
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