***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[MarineBrat]

That wasn't a debate. That was Mitt Romney strapping Obama to the fender of his car and taking him for a ride in the countryside.



Top 16 Obama excuses for his debate performance.

-Wasted my prep time watching anti-Mormon YouTube videos.

-It's difficult to rehearse for a debate while you're on the back nine. I need a new caddy.

-Thought I could wing it... just like I did the past 4 yrs.

-My dog ate my notes. Then I ate my dog.

-How can I be expected to frame a proper Straw-man argument when my opponent is in the same room?

-I Got 99 Reasons and as soon as they give my teleprompter back, I'll tell you.

-Hey, an empty chair beat Eastwood at a debate, I thought this would be way easier.

-I was trying deliver my speech, but this guy kept contradicting me with a lot facts. Numbers too. What was that about?

-The MARIJUANA here in DENVER is much more potent than me & the CHOOM GANG bargained for!

-.Its those damn job-killing ATMs fault.

-An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts!

-I didn't debate like my lady parts depended on it.

-Couldn't concentrate because Chris Matthew kept sexting me.

-I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.

-Someone in the Romney camp sent me a carton of Newports and I came out oxygen-deprived.

-I was obviously the victim of debate-place violence.

[BenLurkin]

[ArGee]

According to a headline on Drudge:

Snacking tourists fined after Rome declares 'War on the Sandwich'...

This is series.

[sunny48]

Obama-Romney presidential debate 2012: Mitt clobbers Obama Taiwan annimation
http://youtu.be/iNhUI8ktHuw

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[stephenjohnbanker]

LMAO!!

[stephenjohnbanker]

What, no egg lorr ?

[toolman1401]

‘I was looking down at my blackberry to get some answers from my handlers...they weren’t coming fast enough.’ Valerie and David were typing as fast as they could, but the excuses cannot make up for what has happened the past 4 years.

[red-dawg]

[CodeToad]

[unique1]

[unique1]

A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was trying to gather support for his re-election.?? When Obama discovered the cowboy was from President Bush’s home area, he started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.?? The cowboy says, “Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?”

Obama stopped talking and said, “Well, yes, if that’s what they’re called, but I’ve never heard of circle flies.”

“Well, sir,” the cowboy replies, “Circle flies hang around ranches.?? They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”

“Oh,” Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.?? But a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, “Are you calling me a horse’s a$$?”

“No, sir,” the cowboy replies, “I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse’s a$$.”

“That’s a good thing,” Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,

“Hard to fool them flies, though.”

[sodpoodle]

Ryan must not underestimate Biden’s sarcasm and debating skills.

Plus - the MSM will be moderating which means Ryan will be undercut and overcooked by the bias.

[a fool in paradise]

Top 60!

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[llevrok]

WaaHoooo. First 58

[unique1]

Spanky Bernanke has been preparing all his life....

[unique1]