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New FReeper Obama Cookbook.. "COOKING THE BOOKS with BARACK"
Cooking With Chef Carlo ^ | Carlo3b, Dad, Dad, Author

Posted on 10/05/2012 6:09:48 AM PDT by carlo3b

WE wrote the CLINTON LEGACY COOKBOOK, it seems now we must honor this administration with it's LEGACY in this new reality..


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Conspiracy; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: bs; carlo3b; cookingthebooks; fraud; lies; recipe; recipesfordisaster
Stirrings from the BLACK & WHITE HOUSE!
1 posted on 10/05/2012 6:09:52 AM PDT by carlo3b
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To: Jim Robinson; Bob J; christie; stanz; jellybean; Angelique; Howie; TwoStep; piasa; Exit148; ...

This new JOBS REPORT, deserves it’s own LEGACY!


2 posted on 10/05/2012 6:14:15 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: carlo3b

HERE YOU WILL FIND A GREAT RECIPE FOR FAILURE..


3 posted on 10/05/2012 6:18:42 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: carlo3b

OUR GOOSE IS COOKED... If we don’t VOTE!


4 posted on 10/05/2012 6:21:51 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: carlo3b

do you SMELL what BARACK is COOKING??


5 posted on 10/05/2012 6:22:37 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog
..do you SMELL what BARACK is COOKING??

You can bet this recipe will really SMELL a lot.. Everything about this administration really STINKS.. HA!

6 posted on 10/05/2012 6:27:39 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: Buckeye McFrog
In this New Cookbook you will find;

"DUCK" under Michelle's greasy skirt..

7 posted on 10/05/2012 6:40:54 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: Howie; TwoStep; piasa; Exit148; RJayneJ; bentfeather; Billy; lodwick; Slyfox; blam; ...

FOOD FOR THOUGHT.. Got any new names for recipes?


8 posted on 10/05/2012 6:53:36 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: carlo3b; Buckeye McFrog; mickie; flaglady47; oswegodeee; seenenuf; Bob Ireland; seekthetruth; ...
Carlo, let me be among the first to contribute to your new cookbook. The President's favorite recipe is excerpted from the famous "MacBeth Everyday Cookbook".

BARACK OBAMA'S SPECIAL STEW

Round about the cauldron go
In the poison'd entrails throw
Toad that under cold stone
Days and nights hast thirty one
Swelter'd venom sleeping got
Boil thou first in the charm-ed pot

Filet of fenny snake
In the cauldron boil and bake
Eye of newt and toe of frog
Wool of bat and tongue of dog
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing
For a charm of powerful trouble
Like a hell-broth.....boil and bubble

Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark
Root of hemlock digg'd in the dark
Silver'd in the moon's eclipse
Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron
For the ingredients of our cauldron
Cool it with a baboon's blood
Then the charm is firm and good

Double, double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble

(...estimated to feed up to 300 million U. S. citizens per cauldron)

Leni

9 posted on 10/05/2012 6:59:29 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: carlo3b

Obama’s Cooked Goose.


10 posted on 10/05/2012 6:59:46 AM PDT by basil (Second Amendment Sisters.org)
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To: carlo3b

Debate Jerky

Or, if you follow Word for the Day and reports from Hillbuzz — Disputation Jerky

Hillbuzz
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2940028/posts?page=1

WFTD
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2940537/posts


11 posted on 10/05/2012 7:20:04 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic (Joe Biden is reported to be seeking asylum in a foreign country so he does not have to debate Ryan.)
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To: carlo3b; SaraJohnson

Freeper SaraJohnson posted a recipe here the other day for chocolate “Hobo Cake,” perfect for this kind of economy.

I tested it using extra dark cocoa instead of regular because that’s all I had, and tweaked it with some almond flavoring and a doubling of the vanilla, and it really was a great from-scratch cake requiring little effort or cleanup -perfect for someone without a mixer or who just doesn’t want to bother with one. The best thing about it is that it was not overly sweet. The dark chocolate made it look black like an oreo cookie.

You stir it up in the same pan you bake it in, no greasing and dusting required!

Hope Sara doesn’t mind if I repeat her recipe here:

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Hobo Cake

Preheat oven to 350

Get out a 9/13 baking pan. Mix the ingredients in there in this order:

2 cups sugar
3 cups flour
2 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
2/3 cup cocoa
2/3 cup veg. oil
2 cups water
2 tbls. vinegar
2 tsp vanilla

This is the hardest part. LOL Mix up with a fork pushing batter on the ends into the middle so it’s all mixed up good. (the vinegar will make a volcano with the baking soda so if you have children...big thing!) When all mixed bake clean the slopped up batter from the lip of pan (it will burn) and bake for 25 minutes. When toothpick is dry after you stick it in the middle, it’s done.

Easier than pie!

Make frosting as directed on semisweet choc. package or look it up on the net.
36 posted on Friday, September 21, 2012 11:32:22 PM by SaraJohnson

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Put some good real vanilla ice cream on it or dust it with powdered sugar if you are like me and don’t care for frosting, and if you use an insulated cake pan you might have to add a minute or two to the time. I bet it would be good with coconut or coffee added, too.


12 posted on 10/05/2012 7:22:26 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: carlo3b

Recession shrimp cocktail.

Blanch cauliflower. Mix catsup and horseradish with lemon juice. Dip cauliflower in sauce. No need to cook anything ‘cause you won’t be able to afford electricity.


13 posted on 10/05/2012 7:30:15 AM PDT by gattaca ("Great things can be accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit " Ronald Reagan)
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To: carlo3b
Obama already has a cook book... WOK
14 posted on 10/05/2012 7:34:57 AM PDT by baddog 219
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To: gattaca
On special days if you can afford it you can add a splash of Worchestershire sauce to that recipe and on the rare holiday treat your self and add a few drops of tobasco!

If you've been rendered too poor to get tobasco you can inspect the sidewalks around a Taco Bell for a spare packet of their sauce. [Not as good but we can't be picky, can we?]

15 posted on 10/05/2012 7:37:51 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: piasa

I must be in the top 1%, I have a drawer full of catsup and sauce I have saved for when the SHTF.


16 posted on 10/05/2012 7:41:24 AM PDT by gattaca ("Great things can be accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit " Ronald Reagan)
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To: carlo3b

Socialist Succotash in just three years...


17 posted on 10/05/2012 7:52:43 AM PDT by tubebender (Evening news is where they begin with "Good Evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.)
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To: carlo3b

Moochele’s Crabby Cakes
1 Egg
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
1/8 tsp Dry mustard
1 Tbsp Mayo
Juice from half a lemon
1 1/2 tsp spicy mustard
2 pats of butter
sprig of chopped parsely
1/2 tsp Old Bay or Cajun seasoning
1/4 Cup bread crumbs
1 cup Crab meat***

Mix everything except the crab meat.
Add crab meat last, being careful not to break it up too much.

Form gently into patties without squeezing it too much, you want it to barely hold together, so they will be light.

You can roll them in a little extra bread crumbs if they are too sticky.

Fry in bacon grease. OK, olive oil, if you are an elitist with food stamps.

*** Since the economy is so bad I am considering substituting crab with shredded turnip. I’ll report back later if it turns out delectable.


18 posted on 10/05/2012 7:59:26 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: gattaca

I see you are a survivalist!

Bratwurst Bake, So Easy Even A Liberal Can Do It

1 bag sauerkraut
1/2 C apple cider
1 apple, cut into slices
1 sweet onion, slivered
1/2 tsp caraway seeds, smashed
dash of garlic powder
1 tsp of brown sugar
As many bratwursts as you can afford this week

Put in a casserole dish and bake at 350 degrees for two hours, or stop sometime earlier if you think it is going to run up your carbon credit bill.


19 posted on 10/05/2012 8:08:45 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: MinuteGal
"MacBeth Everyday Cookbook". BARACK OBAMA'S SPECIAL STEW

Hahahahhahaha.. Too funny.. What are we to think, this administration thinks/knows we are a country of fools.. If this wasn't so sad, it would be fun to do another Cookbook.. Lovya.. Carlo

20 posted on 10/05/2012 8:19:51 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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Hey Girl.. I see that you are now in Trinidad, is that true? I love the Islands, just got back from a cruise to several of them..

Thank you for this great recipe, would make a fabulous contribution to this fraux President.. Wonderful to see you again.. HUGGGGG Carlo

21 posted on 10/05/2012 8:27:18 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: tubebender
LOL.. Love the recipe title..

Yo Tube.. Here we go again, another crook, another spoon full of BS fodder.. HA!

22 posted on 10/05/2012 8:31:19 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: carlo3b

Sunni side-up Shiite pita sandwiches.

Blood Creme Oreos (Black on the outside, Red & White on the inside).

And of course,

From Moochelle’s garden, UNicorn-poop flavored, hybrid watermelon (Green on the outside, Red on the Inside).


23 posted on 10/05/2012 8:56:05 AM PDT by Yehuda (http://jewpoint.blogspot.com)
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To: piasa
The Phantom From The Oprah's Secret Sauce..

It clears your colon, picks your pocket, and numbs your brain..

24 posted on 10/05/2012 8:57:03 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: baddog 219

HA! You are sooooo Bad, Baddog.. that is Hair-raising.. :)


25 posted on 10/05/2012 9:01:09 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: carlo3b

No, I just chose the islands because it minimizes the number of state forum posts that get loaded into this old slow computer connection. I switch back to the FL forum when I really, really need the info from my state but the rest of the time lonely Trinidad works best for me.

I was wondering what you’ve been up to lately and was delighted to see your thread!


26 posted on 10/05/2012 9:08:13 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: carlo3b

Stay tuned for the new sensation... COOKING THE EMPLOYMENT NUMBERS


27 posted on 10/05/2012 9:08:22 AM PDT by tubebender (Evening news is where they begin with "Good Evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.)
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To: piasa

I know what your are saying about the Forum messages.. I had to drop my Texas tag because of it.. Maybe I should link to my ancestral roots in Reggio Calabria, Italy.. LOL


28 posted on 10/05/2012 9:59:54 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: tubebender
COOKING THE EMPLOYMENT NUMBERS

Can you believe the nerve of these Ba$tards, thinking that we are going to fall for this tripe, then I thought.. OMG, of course the great majority will believe it because it was on TeeVee.. UGH

29 posted on 10/05/2012 10:04:02 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: carlo3b

Mine were from Florence but that was a loooooong time ago.


30 posted on 10/05/2012 4:36:15 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: tubebender

Democrats must have used a pressure cooker on the last figures.


31 posted on 10/05/2012 4:38:05 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: MinuteGal
Leni, where do you get such wonderful rhymes? ................................................... FRegards
32 posted on 10/05/2012 6:19:07 PM PDT by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
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To: carlo3b

Obama BBQ...

(A)Go to Congress boil up a brew of very expensive ingredients..
Random will do, whatever is handy..

Assemble as many people as you can..
Then force feed them this toxic stew..
Bury whoever does not survive..
****

Go to (A)..


33 posted on 10/05/2012 6:21:35 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: carlo3b

34 posted on 10/05/2012 6:26:35 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: carlo3b

Bump!


35 posted on 10/05/2012 8:50:23 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: carlo3b

“do you SMELL what BARACK is COOKING??”

Smells like CHITLINS to me! Ya gotta be a tough SOB just to walk past a house where they are being prepared!!!!


36 posted on 10/06/2012 6:46:27 PM PDT by Howie
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To: piasa

This sounds great. Bet it works on a grill, dont want to run up my utility bill.


37 posted on 10/12/2012 4:14:34 AM PDT by gattaca ("Great things can be accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit " Ronald Reagan)
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