Contributions From Which You BenefitUnfortunately I can't find an official IRS ruling on the value of a woman's virginity. Is she the "three shots of tequila and you get it" type or the $30,000 wedding type?
If you receive a benefit as a result of making a contribution to a qualified organization, you can deduct only the amount of your contribution that is more than the value of the benefit you receive. Also, see Contributions From Which You Benefit under Contributions You Cannot Deduct, later.
If you pay more than fair market value to a qualified organization for merchandise, goods, or services, the amount you pay that is more than the value of the item can be a charitable contribution. For the excess amount to qualify, you must pay it with the intent to make a charitable contribution.
Maybe they can assess the value of the box it comes in.