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Top ten reasons Obama lost the debate: (Vanity)
FreeRepublic.com ^ | 10/06/2012 | me

Posted on 10/06/2012 2:00:23 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen

Top ten reasons Obama lost the debate: (Vanity)

10. Thin air in Denver;

9. Too tired from golfing.

8. Worried that Romney was going to ask him trick questions like how many states there are in the US.

7. Thought the debate was really was going to be a surprise anniversary party.

6. Too busy looking for birth certificate.

5. Obama was trying to make Romney over confident.

4. Too excited thinking of romantic anniversary date with the first lady.

3. Obama wanted to make Joe Biden look smart.

2. Spent the day touring Medical marijuana facilities in Denver.

1. Thought he was going to be debating a moron, not a Mormon.


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1 posted on 10/06/2012 2:00:27 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen
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To: Kid Shelleen

Obama had Kerry coaching him who was sitting in the front row of the debate hall and giving sign language to Obama - usually reserved for deaf people. Poor Obama was confused, could not understand Kerry’s fingers.


2 posted on 10/06/2012 2:05:29 PM PDT by YukonGreen
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To: Kid Shelleen

11. Chooming the night before.


3 posted on 10/06/2012 2:06:54 PM PDT by DownInFlames (NN)
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To: Kid Shelleen

11. Strong headwinds from Reno, NV


4 posted on 10/06/2012 2:07:14 PM PDT by Perdogg (Vote like the US Constitution depends on it - it does!!)
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To: Kid Shelleen
3. Obama wanted to make Joe Biden look smart.

LOL. Hey, it worked!!!

5 posted on 10/06/2012 2:08:52 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Kid Shelleen
17. The experimental stealth coating applied to the teleprompter he was planning on using had unfortunately been applied to both sides, resulted in the teleprompter being lost.

On the stage, right in front of his face.
6 posted on 10/06/2012 2:15:18 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (With (R)epublicans like these, who needs (D)emocrats?)
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To: Kid Shelleen

LOL!! Excellent


7 posted on 10/06/2012 2:16:30 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: Kid Shelleen
It was both the hand signals and the thin Denver air:


8 posted on 10/06/2012 2:17:39 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Kid Shelleen

12. American Imperialism.


9 posted on 10/06/2012 2:19:32 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Kid Shelleen

I read one excuse was that Obama had Jet Lag from flying from D.C, Seriously.


10 posted on 10/06/2012 2:20:16 PM PDT by sportutegrl
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To: Kid Shelleen

Bush’s fault??


11 posted on 10/06/2012 2:31:32 PM PDT by Weaponier (FREE TEXAS!)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Distracted by Romney’s masculine good looks.


12 posted on 10/06/2012 2:41:04 PM PDT by Third Person (I'm in my prime.)
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To: Third Person

I think you hit the nail on the head.
o’bama was looking down because it wouldn’t go down.


13 posted on 10/06/2012 2:51:26 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: YukonGreen
Correction: Kerry actually did successfully coach Barack Hussein Obama through the debate, before he didn't.

But in all seriousness, the way that right wing attack dog Jim Lehrer handed this debate to the Republicans leads me to believe we need an ombudsman.

I was thinking maybe Dan Rather.
14 posted on 10/06/2012 2:54:01 PM PDT by golux
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To: Kid Shelleen

#12. Bam was stoned out of his mind.


15 posted on 10/06/2012 3:02:48 PM PDT by Mountain Mary (Pray for our Republic...)
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To: Perdogg
12. Bibi sent stealthy little Mossad tailors to compromise his inseam.


16 posted on 10/06/2012 3:08:56 PM PDT by golux
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To: golux

Was distracted trying to remember if he sent Mitt a FREE PHONE before the debate.


17 posted on 10/06/2012 3:21:22 PM PDT by spawn44 (MOO)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Obamaphoned it in.


18 posted on 10/06/2012 3:23:37 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Kid Shelleen

Hey Kid: Those are good. REALLY GOOD!


19 posted on 10/06/2012 4:09:22 PM PDT by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (Go Egypt on 0bama)
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To: Kid Shelleen

19. Was distracted by thinking he would have to screw

Michelle in celebration of their 20th anniversary instead of

screwing America.


20 posted on 10/06/2012 4:17:16 PM PDT by COUNTrecount (What Clint Said !!!)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Number 1 reaon:

There is no defending for being the architect of failure!


21 posted on 10/06/2012 4:21:38 PM PDT by doc
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Support Free Republic


22 posted on 10/06/2012 4:28:16 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93destr)
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To: COUNTrecount

YOUR BAD but funny !!!!! That should be #1 .


23 posted on 10/06/2012 4:33:15 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: Kid Shelleen

shamelessly stolen to poke some liberal loons with....


24 posted on 10/06/2012 5:01:40 PM PDT by BallandPowder
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To: Kid Shelleen

Classic symptoms of cocaine abuse.

Valerie Jarret is calling the shots on the putsch. BO does what he is told when he is coherent.

“A coke binge can affect your mood for days afterward. The hangover includes: fatigue, jammed-up or sore nose, headaches, irritability, depression, lethargy and inability to concentrate. Basically, a “zombie state”.”


25 posted on 10/06/2012 5:02:44 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: Kid Shelleen

Please add it to your list as your own thought!


26 posted on 10/06/2012 5:06:58 PM PDT by COUNTrecount (What Clint Said !!!)
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To: YukonGreen
... could not understand Kerry’s fingers.

He won't have trouble understanding mine.


27 posted on 10/06/2012 5:10:28 PM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: BallandPowder

Me, too! :D


28 posted on 10/06/2012 5:16:26 PM PDT by bannie ("The gov't that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.")
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To: COUNTrecount

I think it was just that Romney was totally on his game, surprisingly super sharp. O started out fine, he seemed to be eloquent and talking like a college grad, if not an Ivy Leaguer. But Romney just kept bringing it on. O pretty much folded under the pressure, looking down, and just nodding in seeming agreement to one after another of Romney’s effective attacks or rebuttals. Maybe it’s true that O had rehearsed some talking point style responses, but those proved inadequate. Kudos to Romney on this one.


29 posted on 10/06/2012 5:20:43 PM PDT by Hokestuk
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To: Hokestuk

Within five minutes Romney had complete control of the debate.Barry never knew what hit him.We saw the real Romney and the real Barry during the Vanilla Thrilla.


30 posted on 10/06/2012 5:38:53 PM PDT by COUNTrecount (What Clint Said !!!)
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To: Kid Shelleen

I think you actually put the real reason in the header ... vanity. He thinks he can’t lose.


31 posted on 10/06/2012 6:00:55 PM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: COUNTrecount
19. Was distracted by thinking he would have to screw

Michelle in celebration of their 20th anniversary instead of

screwing America.

Hi Count. I forgot that the starting point in my last reply was going to be that that thought about mooch almost makes me toss my cookies. So, yes, that was a possible explanation for O's belly flop. And you're right, Romney was in charge right from the start.

32 posted on 10/06/2012 6:03:02 PM PDT by Hokestuk
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To: golux

A giddy little metrosexual.


33 posted on 10/06/2012 6:05:47 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Found this list from the Christian discussion forum, thought you’d enjoy. They’ll still making excuses for him.

Top ten reasons barack obama lost the debate

(10). He was unable to find a segue way into the second verse of that Al Green song.

(9). He still hadn’t recovered from that intense grilling on foreign affairs from Whoopi a few days ago.

(8). Chris Matthews begged Obama before the debate to go easy on his leg, that any more thrills might lead to phlebitis.

(7). He made Clint’s empty chair seem articulate by contrast.

(6). His mentor, Jeremiah Wright, was not in the audience for support, and couldn’t even receive one of those patented Obama “shout-outs.”

(5). He finally realized that the only thing he hadn’t yet blamed on Bush is original sin, and he was afraid he was overdoing it.

(4). He was very anxious about the debate going over, making him late for George Clooney’s “Mile High Celeb-Fest.”

(3). He was upset that Jim Lehrer didn’t ask Romney why his garbageman wasn’t so fond of him.

(2). He wasn’t sure if his Obamacare covered verbal butt whippings.

(1). What do you expect from eye candy?


34 posted on 10/09/2012 10:46:09 AM PDT by sunny48
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