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Comebacks for Joe Biden
All of us | 10/11/12 | Us

Posted on 10/11/2012 4:11:46 AM PDT by Jess Kitting

Joe Biden is very fond of repeating "Osama bin Laden is dead, and GM is alive."

A good comeback for that would be:

Our ambassador is dead, and Al Qaeda is very much alive.

If you have any zingers, tips, or ideas for Paul Ryan (not that he needs that much help) in tonight's debate, please share them.


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KEYWORDS: debates; vanity

1 posted on 10/11/2012 4:11:52 AM PDT by Jess Kitting
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To: Jess Kitting
Joe might just have to stay away from foreign policy...which of course is why Obama chose him. No matter....Joe is on the defensive and that is not how you want to start a debate.

So, it's up to Martha.....oh nevermind...it's a setup for a "Biden wins" to start with....

2 posted on 10/11/2012 4:15:36 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (r)
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To: Jess Kitting
and GM is alive."

GM is on tax payer life support

3 posted on 10/11/2012 4:16:26 AM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Jess Kitting
Fox News just gave us a good one:

(In Bengazi-gate, referring to the hasty video generalization):

Didn't Obama "shoot first and aim later"?

4 posted on 10/11/2012 4:18:47 AM PDT by Jess Kitting
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To: Jess Kitting

Tell Joe to go to a round room and pee in the corner.


5 posted on 10/11/2012 4:26:34 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople (Obama does not have the work ethic to be Anti-Christ.)
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To: Jess Kitting

Any reference to GovernmentMotors by Biden should lead to a response about bankruptcy courts could have done the job cheaper than reaching for the taxpayers’ wallets to ensure the UAW’s survival along with the votes that come with that.


6 posted on 10/11/2012 4:27:21 AM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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To: Jess Kitting

http://www.al.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2012/10/jimmy_fallon_spoofs_pbs_fuss_w.html


7 posted on 10/11/2012 4:28:14 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (r)
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To: Jess Kitting

Biden: “Stand up, Chuck!”
Bystander: “The upchuck is already standing.”


8 posted on 10/11/2012 4:30:57 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (ABO to the core.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Post No. 7 is Fallon spoofing Mr. Rogers.....It’s really very clever and balanced.


9 posted on 10/11/2012 4:33:36 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (r)
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To: Jess Kitting

If JOBS is Slow-Joe’s favorite 3 letter word, we consider TAX to be a very bad 4 letter word.


10 posted on 10/11/2012 4:44:37 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: T-Bird45

The loan to Tesla was just restructured. Tell me again where they are? How about Fiskar?

Then ask if 0bamacare is so good, why are there over 1600 waivers?


11 posted on 10/11/2012 4:45:33 AM PDT by SueRae (See it? Hell, I can TASTE November from my house!)
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To: Doogle

What are last year’s Chevy Volt sales? Excluding government buys?


12 posted on 10/11/2012 4:46:30 AM PDT by SueRae (See it? Hell, I can TASTE November from my house!)
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To: Jess Kitting

Many middle class taxpayers were forced to pay for a $60 Billion difibulator for GM and you then gave ownership of GM to the unions. The disciples of Osama bin Laden honored him on 9/11 with a terrorist attack on our Libyan Embassy. And for 30 days, we’ve seen lies, half truths, excuses and worse from your administration. You owe every American, and more importantly, every family member that lost a loved one in this terrorist attack on sovereign US soil, the complete truth.


13 posted on 10/11/2012 4:50:20 AM PDT by RobaWho (I Love the U.S. Constitution, as written.)
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To: Jess Kitting

Both Ryan and Romney ought to hammer home this theme when addressing anything related to foreign policy: In our administration, we will not lie to the American people. The American people deserve the truth from their elected officials.

They would not outrightly be accusing this deceitful administration, but the meaning would be obvious to all but the most brain-dead Democrat voters.


14 posted on 10/11/2012 4:53:32 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: Jess Kitting
“The money blown on Solyndra could have provided enough security to save our ambassador.”
15 posted on 10/11/2012 4:57:17 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
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To: SueRae

I know it was costing GM (taxpayers)..$49,000 each to produce..so when you take in gov. discount we lose per each whatever the number


16 posted on 10/11/2012 5:07:16 AM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Jess Kitting

A good point to make is , hey Joe your family’s share of the national debt was 78,000 when obama took office , today its 128,000 . So while it is likely you are right the middle class is buried. Do you think they should vote for 4 more ? Can they afford 4 more ?


17 posted on 10/11/2012 5:10:29 AM PDT by bandit123 (LIKE OVERRIPE FRUIT WE ARE FALLING IN TO THE DEMOCRATS COMMUNIST HANDS)
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To: Jess Kitting

Stand up Ambassador...


18 posted on 10/11/2012 5:10:28 AM PDT by albie ("Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow." Benjamin Frankli)
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To: Sacajaweau

I think two issues, among many, should be advanced by Ryan: 1) Either thoroughly revamp the TSA or replace it in its entirety with private contractors; and 2) voice serious concerns about domestic drone surveillance, unlimited detention without charges, and, more generally, the militarization of our local police forces.
We are now the Freedom Party. Let’s keep it that way.


19 posted on 10/11/2012 5:15:45 AM PDT by BIV (typical white person)
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To: Jess Kitting
Joe Biden has no defense against, nor can he overcome God's laws, including:


20 posted on 10/11/2012 5:19:56 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Jess Kitting
Biden: "Obama killed Osama."

Ryan: "If Obama killed Osama, Nixon walked on the moon!"

21 posted on 10/11/2012 5:25:15 AM PDT by drpix
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To: Jess Kitting

Every time Bite me says anything about “taxing the rich” or “fair share”, just say there is nothing keeping rich liberals from sending an additional check to the IRS on a monthly basis.


22 posted on 10/11/2012 5:31:50 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: Jess Kitting
Biden: "Osama bin Laden is dead, and GM is alive."

Ryan: "You didn't do that. A lot of other people made that happen."

23 posted on 10/11/2012 5:32:51 AM PDT by whd23 (Every time a link is de-blogged an angel gets its wings.)
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To: Jess Kitting

GM plant in DE is dead. Fisker was going to make cars there, but they opted for Finland.


24 posted on 10/11/2012 5:34:50 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: Jess Kitting
Joe, where were the most GM plants built in the last four years?

Answer: China

25 posted on 10/11/2012 5:37:35 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
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To: Jess Kitting

Ryan has to push him hard, and call him on his lies. That’s when Biden makes his famous gaffes, when he’s mad or on the defensive, or trying to be funny.


26 posted on 10/11/2012 5:50:42 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: Caipirabob

Ryan visibly relaxes and gets in the zone the moment he says anything about numbers.That appears to be his happy place.


27 posted on 10/11/2012 6:01:23 AM PDT by Anima Mundi (ENVY IS JUST PASSIVE, LAZY GREED)
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To: Jess Kitting

“You cannot go to a Chick fil A unless you have a slight American accent.... I’m not joking.”


28 posted on 10/11/2012 6:23:33 AM PDT by weeder
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To: Sacajaweau

“I can assure you, that if Mitt Romney is elected president, whatever the outcome of his first four years in office, he won’t be blaming his predecessor.”


29 posted on 10/11/2012 6:31:44 AM PDT by nikos1121
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To: Jess Kitting

GM is alive in the same way a zombie is alive.

It’s time to stop the zombification of American industry.


30 posted on 10/11/2012 6:39:28 AM PDT by chrisser (Starve the Monkeys!)
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To: drpix
Ryan: "If Obama killed Osama, Nixon walked on the moon!"

Love it!

31 posted on 10/11/2012 6:46:02 AM PDT by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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To: drpix

“Biden: “Obama killed Osama.”
Ryan: “If Obama killed Osama, Nixon walked on the moon!””

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Exactly!

As someone also posted:

0bamma deserves as much credit for killing Osama bin Laden as Nixon deserves for landing the first men on the moon


32 posted on 10/11/2012 6:47:28 AM PDT by John Galt's cousin (Constitutional Conservatism NOW! * * * * * * * * * * Repeal the 17th Amendment!)
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To: Jess Kitting
Joe...You and Pres Obama are fixated on creating a very expensive floor that no one can fall below. Mitt Romney and I believe that the American Dream is to live in a country where there is no ceiling on how high you can rise.

Joe...You think government is the answer to everything. The dirty little secret is that government does a very good job of taking care of government. And a very poor job of taking care of people.

Joe...I know you like to think of yourself as Robin Hood robbing from the rich to give to the poor...By the way, thanks for not wearing the green tights...but the truth is you are robbing from our children and grandchildren to give to your government schemes and boondoggles.

Joe it is IMMORAL to continue to bury the young people of this country under the crushing debt of your failed schemes and boondoggle...Immoral!

Joe on your dying day you expect to pass to your children and grandchildren a inheritance that will make their lives easier. Why to you and Pres Obama think it is OK to pass a legacy of crushing debt to the young people of America. Isn't that unjust, unfair and IMMORAL!

33 posted on 10/11/2012 7:15:36 AM PDT by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: Awgie
Joe...You and Pres Obama are committed to a plan where you are asking the American people to give more and more of our money to you. You promise to spend it wisely...to take care of us. Sounds like “Trickle down Government” to me.
34 posted on 10/11/2012 7:49:44 AM PDT by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: Sacajaweau
Setup is right. Even now, ABC News and White House Spokesperson Martha Radditz is setting up Ryan so Slow Joe can give him that Lloyd Betsen zinger, "I knew Jack Kenendy, and Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy!"

So Martha will say something flattering to Paul, comparing him to a well known democrat and then let Biden hack away at whatever his response is.

Bet on it. And the drivebys will howl with delight and broadcast it for a week.

35 posted on 10/11/2012 8:04:07 AM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: drpix

“Biden: “Obama killed Osama.”
Ryan: “If Obama killed Osama, Nixon walked on the moon!””

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Exactly!

As someone also posted:

0bamma deserves as much credit for killing Osama bin Laden as Nixon deserves for landing the first men on the moon


36 posted on 10/11/2012 10:48:35 AM PDT by John Galt's cousin (Constitutional Conservatism NOW! * * * * * * * * * * Repeal the 17th Amendment!)
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