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Jokes Reagan Told Gorby

Posted on 10/11/2012 1:39:42 PM PDT by SarahPalin2012

1) (Gorby's Favorite): Gorbachev, in order to try to reduce govt inefficiency, proclaimed that severe punishment would be given to any and all officials who were tardy to meetings, and that all officials who broke any law would be punished, no matter their high rank. Soon thereafter, Gorbie overslept and needed to get to a meeting fast. He told the driver, "I'm going to drive", and took the wheel. As he was speeding, one of two motorcycle cops stopped them. When the cop returned to the other, he was asked, "So did you give them a ticket?" The reply, "No". "Hey, you know the new proclamation, no matter the high rank." "Yeah, but this guy is too high". "Really, who was it?" "I don't know, but Gorbachev is his driver."

Gotta go. Another later.


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1 posted on 10/11/2012 1:39:43 PM PDT by SarahPalin2012
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To: SarahPalin2012

Thanks for the laugh! lol!


2 posted on 10/11/2012 2:27:54 PM PDT by Marie ("The last time Democrats gloated this hard after a health care victory, they lost 60 House seats.")
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To: SarahPalin2012

Heard that one about twenty years ago from a family member who had spent a lot of time in Germany.


3 posted on 10/11/2012 4:46:26 PM PDT by Steely Tom (If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
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