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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 10/12/2012 6:26:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Sometimes, no words are needed...



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; debate; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 10/12/2012 6:26:11 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!!!


2 posted on 10/12/2012 6:26:43 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen
IN BEFORE THE PING!!!!
3 posted on 10/12/2012 6:29:54 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Season’s Greetings

T’was the night before elections,
And all thru’ the town,
Tempers were flaring
Emotions ran up and down.

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap,
Had shut off the TV,
tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden,
There arose such a noise,
I peered out my window,
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet,
They wanted my pay
To hand out to others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money,
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart.
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, on Pelosi’
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause,
And as they flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at a nation
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note...

IF YOU DON’T WANT SOCIALISM,
GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!


4 posted on 10/12/2012 6:30:45 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen

In B4 the ping.

In < 10.

woo hoo. Silly time.


5 posted on 10/12/2012 6:30:55 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Good Weekend to All!

LET'S GO ORIOLES!!!!

LET'S GO GAMECOCKS!

6 posted on 10/12/2012 6:31:19 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: BerryDingle

In!


7 posted on 10/12/2012 6:31:19 AM PDT by CJ Wolf (Godspeed)
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To: Lucky9teen

8 posted on 10/12/2012 6:31:37 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO TOP 10!


9 posted on 10/12/2012 6:32:12 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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10 posted on 10/12/2012 6:33:37 AM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: CJ Wolf

And in at Number 11, EQ......

I hate being late to the party.


11 posted on 10/12/2012 6:36:44 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz
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To: Lucky9teen
Top xteen!
12 posted on 10/12/2012 6:42:18 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

There was humor

and there was wonder

and even disbelief

but now it's time for

CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST



13 posted on 10/12/2012 6:43:08 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 15!


14 posted on 10/12/2012 6:45:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you didn't know how old you are, how old would you be?)
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15 posted on 10/12/2012 6:46:36 AM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: Lucky9teen

16 posted on 10/12/2012 6:47:15 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: Lucky9teen

17 posted on 10/12/2012 6:47:43 AM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: Lucky9teen
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18 posted on 10/12/2012 6:47:56 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Lucky9teen
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19 posted on 10/12/2012 6:53:00 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I protest.

The VEEP candidates got to start their silliness early.

DOWN WITH EARLY SILLINESS.


20 posted on 10/12/2012 6:53:12 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: dragonblustar

Yeah, it's old. But it still cracks me up.

21 posted on 10/12/2012 6:54:12 AM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: BerryDingle

Twenty-five days to go!!!!


22 posted on 10/12/2012 6:55:23 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ryan:I think the vice president very well knows that sometimes the words don’t come out of your mouth the right way.

Now, that’s silly!


23 posted on 10/12/2012 6:55:33 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Rummyfan

I protest this election. We don’t have a clear conservative choice and I, once again, have to vote for the lesser of two evils.

DOWN WITH NO-CHOICE ELECTIONS!


24 posted on 10/12/2012 6:58:45 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AngryCapitalist; AppyPappy; april15Bendovr; ...
CAPTION THIS!!

25 posted on 10/12/2012 6:59:03 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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26 posted on 10/12/2012 7:01:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Not quite as strong as the look Dick Cheney gave Hussein 0bama, but Ryan has some time to work on it.

27 posted on 10/12/2012 7:02:16 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ("Get that evil, foreign, muslim, usurping, gay bastard out of MY White House!" FUBO!)
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To: Lucky9teen

It’s 90 minutes, old man. I hope you brought your Red Bull and your depends.


28 posted on 10/12/2012 7:05:48 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ryan: Your fly is open.

29 posted on 10/12/2012 7:06:19 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: al_c
The difference between Slow-Joe (Barry's Dummy) and Walter is that Walter's boss always knows what Walter will say next. Besides, Walter is smarter and CAN'T interrupt.

30 posted on 10/12/2012 7:08:52 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: ArGee
We don’t have a clear conservative choice and I, once again, have to vote for the lesser of two evils.


31 posted on 10/12/2012 7:09:42 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: ArGee
To me, the choice couldn't be more stark and clear:




I think Martin Luther had it right,when he said "...a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

Say what you will about certain policies, but when it comes to the men behind the position, I think Romney has more character in his pinky, than Obama has in his entire administration.
32 posted on 10/12/2012 7:10:03 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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33 posted on 10/12/2012 7:11:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

You’re trying to manipulate my emotions instead of debating the facts. ;)

DOWN WITH EMOTIONAL ELECTIONS.


34 posted on 10/12/2012 7:12:57 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Proverbs 29:8-10

King James Version (KJV)

8 Scornful men bring a city into a snare: but wise men turn away wrath.

9 If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, there is no rest.

10 The bloodthirsty hate the upright: but the just seek his soul.


35 posted on 10/12/2012 7:14:38 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ryan: “If they pull your skin any tighter, you’re eyes will be on the back of your head.”


36 posted on 10/12/2012 7:17:14 AM PDT by Batman11 (We came for the chicken sandwiches and a Sweet Tea Party broke out!)
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To: Batman11

Did anyone else think Biden was trying to do Edgar/Bug from Men In Black when he pulled the skin on the back of his head?


37 posted on 10/12/2012 7:19:28 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen
For all my fellow Ill-Annoy Freepers. Also note, only 26% of Illinoisans support Quinnoccio. Time for a recall!

38 posted on 10/12/2012 7:20:30 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: ArGee
We don’t have a clear conservative choice and I, once again, have to vote for the lesser of two evils.

VOTE FOR CTHULHU: Why vote for the lesser of two evils when you can vote for the greatest evil of all?


39 posted on 10/12/2012 7:20:58 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Vote Romney to stop Obama. Vote conservative Congresspeople to stop Romney.)
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To: Old Sarge


40 posted on 10/12/2012 7:25:08 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: ArGee

It’s not about “emotions”, it IS about facts...the facts of who makes up the man behind the position of the highest office in the land. Their ideologies, their beliefs, their character....all go into what decisions they make and where their “agenda” takes this country, IMO.

I find this interesting about Romney and certainly worth taking into account, despite some of his not-so-agreeable policies....
http://www.snopes.com/politics/romney/realmitt.asp


41 posted on 10/12/2012 7:25:42 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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42 posted on 10/12/2012 7:27:01 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (If Obama is an empty chair, then Biden is the whoopee cushion.)
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43 posted on 10/12/2012 7:28:31 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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44 posted on 10/12/2012 7:29:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

I protest. You’re trying to get serious on a silliness thread.

DOWN WITH SERIOUSNESS!!!


45 posted on 10/12/2012 7:33:41 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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46 posted on 10/12/2012 7:33:41 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: ArGee
Sorry, back to silliness


The 25 funniest tweets about the VP debate

GuyEndoreKaiser -- Tonight's debate is scheduled for ninety minutes, but Paul Ryan is already claiming he can finish in fifty something.

Ana Marie Cox -- I actually happen to have "malarkey" in the drinking game! Oh geez...

Jill Morris ‏‪-- The VP candidates get to sit because they're exhausted from standing up for our values. ‪#VPDebate

Morgan Murphy ‏‪-- Biden's teeth are so white they're voting for Romney. ‪#VPDebate

Indecision ‏‪-- Watered-down sanctions are the worst. You need four just to get tipsy. ‪#vpdebate

Patton Oswalt -- Ryan is a nervous Walmart manager. Biden is an irate customer with the receipt, the warranty & he's friends w/ the store owner. #debate

Indecision ‏‪-- Joe Biden would very much like for Paul Ryan to get off his lawn. ‪#vpdebate

Laughing Joe Biden ‏‪-- Looooooool

Paul and Storm ‏‪-- You can't make Joe Biden look bad. He is your favorite uncle. He pulls quarters from behind your ears. ‪#VPDebate

Seth Masket ‏‪-- Actually, this is like if Aaron Sorkin wrote an exchange between the Skipper and Gilligan. ‪#vpdebate

Leah ‏‪-- JOE. SHUT THE HECK UP AND WAIT YOUR TURN. ‪#VPdebate

Sean Becker -- "Oh, I get it now." - Jim Lehrer

Paul Ryan Gosling ‏‪-- Hey girl, I'm not taking nervous sips of water, I'm drinking every time Biden laughs at me. ‪#vpdebate

Jose Antonio Vargas ‏‪-- Before this ‪#VPDebate, ‪@JoeBiden had a Venti macchiato and two cans of Red Bull.

James Garrett ‏‪-- I kind of feel like Joe Biden is Kanye and Paul Ryan is Taylor Swift. ‪#VPDebate

National Review ‏‪-- Wait, is Biden yelling at Martha Raddatz right now? I thought he was debating Paul Ryan...‪#VPDebate

Brent Black ‏‪-- I HAVE HAD A CHILD IN THE SHAPE OF A BEAN PLEASE INTERRUPT ME ‪#VPDebate

Jeffrey Wisenbaugh ‏‪-- Biden is yelling less. I think it's getting closer to his bed time. ‪#sleepy ‪#VPDebate

Chad Schomber ‏‪-- To think, all this just to sway 4-6% of undecided voters. And those folks are not watching the ‪#VPdebate

Josh Branson -- BREAKING: Post-debate poll has ... Biden interrupting the results. #vpdebate

47 posted on 10/12/2012 7:39:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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48 posted on 10/12/2012 7:45:12 AM PDT by relictele
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49 posted on 10/12/2012 7:48:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

It looks like I’m the only protester on this thread. We need a good community organizer who can get some more protesters in here.

Who would be good? Who would be good?

I know, maybe Obama’s free? He could do it. And he’s certainly not too busy running the country right now.


50 posted on 10/12/2012 8:00:35 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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