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The 25 funniest tweets about the VP debate
GuyEndoreKaiser -- Tonight's debate is scheduled for ninety minutes, but Paul Ryan is already claiming he can finish in fifty something.
Ana Marie Cox -- I actually happen to have "malarkey" in the drinking game! Oh geez...
Jill Morris -- The VP candidates get to sit because they're exhausted from standing up for our values. #VPDebate
Morgan Murphy -- Biden's teeth are so white they're voting for Romney. #VPDebate
Indecision -- Watered-down sanctions are the worst. You need four just to get tipsy. #vpdebate
Patton Oswalt -- Ryan is a nervous Walmart manager. Biden is an irate customer with the receipt, the warranty & he's friends w/ the store owner. #debate
Indecision -- Joe Biden would very much like for Paul Ryan to get off his lawn. #vpdebate
While Ryan speaks, Biden looks like he's trying to order a drink at the bar and the bartender is ignoring him. #vpdebate
Laughing Joe Biden -- Looooooool
Paul and Storm -- You can't make Joe Biden look bad. He is your favorite uncle. He pulls quarters from behind your ears. #VPDebate
Seth Masket -- Actually, this is like if Aaron Sorkin wrote an exchange between the Skipper and Gilligan. #vpdebate
Leah -- JOE. SHUT THE HECK UP AND WAIT YOUR TURN. #VPdebate
Whoever is tickling Biden's feet needs to stop it. #VPDebate
Sean Becker -- "Oh, I get it now." - Jim Lehrer
Paul Ryan Gosling -- Hey girl, I'm not taking nervous sips of water, I'm drinking every time Biden laughs at me. #vpdebate
Jose Antonio Vargas -- Before this #VPDebate, @JoeBiden had a Venti macchiato and two cans of Red Bull.
James Garrett -- I kind of feel like Joe Biden is Kanye and Paul Ryan is Taylor Swift. #VPDebate
This is like Alex and Mr. Keaton in season 30 of Family Ties #VPDebate
National Review -- Wait, is Biden yelling at Martha Raddatz right now? I thought he was debating Paul Ryan...#VPDebate
Brent Black -- I HAVE HAD A CHILD IN THE SHAPE OF A BEAN PLEASE INTERRUPT ME #VPDebate
The good news is Bill and Ted may ride again. The bad news is i've been replaced. pic.twitter.com/pdGTTRI0
Jeffrey Wisenbaugh -- Biden is yelling less. I think it's getting closer to his bed time. #sleepy #VPDebate
Chad Schomber -- To think, all this just to sway 4-6% of undecided voters. And those folks are not watching the #VPdebate
Josh Branson -- BREAKING: Post-debate poll has ... Biden interrupting the results. #vpdebate