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Rage Monkey Asks.... (#9 in a series)
Original Content | October 13, 2012 | by Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/13/2012 11:08:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ragemonkey
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Rage Monkey is PISSED.
1 posted on 10/13/2012 11:09:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: ken5050; Fast Moving Angel; Nervous Tick; Focault's Pendulum; OB1kNOb; BuddaBudd; WakeUpAndVote; ...
THE RAGE MONKEY PING LIST: Rage at the monkey to be added or deleted!
2 posted on 10/13/2012 11:10:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz

Biden has that special kind of dementia that causes you to laugh a lot.

It seems to make HIM laugh too.


3 posted on 10/13/2012 11:14:15 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

He was farting out loud. He has had so much practice it sounds like speech. Good GD thing no one lit a match.


4 posted on 10/13/2012 11:15:25 AM PDT by bigheadfred ( I will stand with the CHRISTIANS should the political winds shift in an ugly direction)
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To: Lazamataz
You put me on that ping list!

Don't make me spank myself!

5 posted on 10/13/2012 11:16:15 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: bigheadfred

LOL!


6 posted on 10/13/2012 11:16:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: humblegunner

Rage Monkey HATES Evil Monkey. Evil Monkey is a liberal democrat. He lives for free in someone else’s house, stays in power by scaring people, and is still in the closet.


7 posted on 10/13/2012 11:18:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz

He was just being his real self.


8 posted on 10/13/2012 11:20:52 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Lazamataz

Don’t go gently into that good night,
Rage, RAGE against the Monkey.

And please add me to the ping list.

For the record, I was ticked off a bit at the childish antics of Joe during the debate as well. Too bad the moderator didn’t cut off his microphone when it wasn’t his turn to talk. But then again, given that she and Joe are friends, I think she was in favor of him disrupting Ryan all the time.


9 posted on 10/13/2012 11:21:30 AM PDT by meyer (It's 1860 all over again - the taxpayer is the new "N" word)
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To: humblegunner

Urine! (You’re in!)


10 posted on 10/13/2012 11:21:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: meyer

Added!


11 posted on 10/13/2012 11:23:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz

When I was young, my friends and I would smoke dope and laugh at everything and anything...

This guy was high on something, just need to figure out what it was...


12 posted on 10/13/2012 11:23:28 AM PDT by joe fonebone (The clueless... they walk among us, and they vote...)
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To: Lazamataz

Biden is high on his own stupidity. He thinks we’re stupid too.


13 posted on 10/13/2012 11:23:55 AM PDT by Conservative4Ever (The Obamas = rude, crude and socially unacceptable)
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To: Lazamataz

The moderator was on Biden’s side.


14 posted on 10/13/2012 11:24:25 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz
You really have to ponder what sort of people kept electing this POS for decades. Whoever they are and wherever they come from, they should be removed from the rest of the country, they are too alien.

Oh yeah, seem to have neglected to ask to be on the Rage Monkey list somehow.

15 posted on 10/13/2012 11:24:36 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Lazamataz

Evil Monkey is much misunderstood.

I can kinda relate to that.


16 posted on 10/13/2012 11:25:33 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

17 posted on 10/13/2012 11:27:21 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s too bad old Joe didn’t share with everyone what was so damn funny so we could all have a good laugh but then we would look like hyenas as well.


18 posted on 10/13/2012 11:28:08 AM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: Lazamataz
"Incontinence gives me a warm feeling!"


19 posted on 10/13/2012 11:28:30 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

20 posted on 10/13/2012 11:29:10 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: meyer
Too bad the moderator didn’t cut out his tongue and slap him into sensibility with it.
21 posted on 10/13/2012 11:29:15 AM PDT by bigheadfred ( I will stand with the CHRISTIANS should the political winds shift in an ugly direction)
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To: Slings and Arrows

FREAKIN BRILLIANT!!!!


22 posted on 10/13/2012 11:29:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: doorgunner69

Added!


23 posted on 10/13/2012 11:30:38 AM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: meyer
"For the record, I was ticked off a bit at the childish antics of Joe during the debate as well."

Being a bit ticked off is no doubt better for the blood pressure than furiously yelling at the TV. That was me. :)

24 posted on 10/13/2012 11:31:35 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Don't be afraid to see what you see. (Ronald Reagan))
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To: meyer
"For the record, I was ticked off a bit at the childish antics of Joe during the debate as well."

Being a bit ticked off is no doubt better for the blood pressure than furiously yelling at the TV. That was me. :)

25 posted on 10/13/2012 11:31:38 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Don't be afraid to see what you see. (Ronald Reagan))
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To: meyer
"For the record, I was ticked off a bit at the childish antics of Joe during the debate as well."

Being a bit ticked off is no doubt better for the blood pressure than furiously yelling at the TV. That was me. :)

26 posted on 10/13/2012 11:31:43 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Don't be afraid to see what you see. (Ronald Reagan))
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To: CatherineofAragon

And now I’m yelling at my touchpad for the triple post....crikey.


27 posted on 10/13/2012 11:33:39 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Don't be afraid to see what you see. (Ronald Reagan))
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To: Lazamataz

“If a wise man has an argument with a fool, the fool only rages and laughs, and there is no quiet.”
Proverbs 29:9


28 posted on 10/13/2012 11:34:42 AM PDT by oldfart (Obama nation = abomination. Think about it!)
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To: Lazamataz
Thanks for the age ping.

Biden acted like an A hole.

29 posted on 10/13/2012 11:36:47 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Romney has run a business, an Olympics, and a state. Obama has never run anything but his mouth.)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

He wasn’t acting.


30 posted on 10/13/2012 11:41:54 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lazamataz
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31 posted on 10/13/2012 11:45:10 AM PDT by barmag25
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To: Lazamataz

“Rage Monkey is PISSED.”

Me too, Mr Lazamataz...I yelled at the Incontinent-Interrupter with the $hit eatin’ grin numerous times!

Please add me to the list...


32 posted on 10/13/2012 11:45:25 AM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders.)
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To: CatherineofAragon
Being a bit ticked off is no doubt better for the blood pressure than furiously yelling at the TV. That was me. :)

Me too. Good thing there wasn't a drinking game going for each time I yelled at BiteMe or the moderator to quit interrupting.

33 posted on 10/13/2012 11:45:55 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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34 posted on 10/13/2012 11:48:01 AM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93destr)
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To: Lazamataz

LazMonkey-

Right before the debate, he received a phone call from BO, letting him know that Hillary was about to be thrown under the bus for the Benghazi debacle and that he was safe as BO’s vp. This news - and the half-pint of booze he keeps in his hip flask - made him absolutely giddy.

Alternately, maybe he had a gerbil in his shorts.....


35 posted on 10/13/2012 11:49:40 AM PDT by Donkey Odious
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To: Lazamataz

I only steal the best.


36 posted on 10/13/2012 11:49:43 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: CatherineofAragon

Caught in a paroxysm of rage. I like it.

Question? If I am invited to your house for dinner do I bring my own paper plates????


37 posted on 10/13/2012 11:52:46 AM PDT by bigheadfred ( I will stand with the CHRISTIANS should the political winds shift in an ugly direction)
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To: Lazamataz
The vice president was a victim of the RNC's October surprise. The RNC figured that Biden was the type susceptible to being possessed by certain kinds of spirits. They arranged the Danville site.

A little background.. in 1846 there was a commission to study 'idiots' and that study "implicated cousin marriage as being responsible for idiocy." Numerous other studies back then came to the same conclusions, "including for example by the Kentucky Deaf and Dumb Asylum, which concluded that cousin marriage resulted in deafness, blindness, and idiocy."

That asylum was located in Danville, Kentucky. It was a dirty trick to play on Biden but simply put he was likely a resident of that asylum in a prior life and being there in Danville would double -- at least -- the disorder he suffers in this life.

38 posted on 10/13/2012 11:57:05 AM PDT by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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To: Lurker
He wasn’t acting.

True dat!

39 posted on 10/13/2012 11:57:40 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Romney has run a business, an Olympics, and a state. Obama has never run anything but his mouth.)
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, May God Bless the Rage Monkey and you.
40 posted on 10/13/2012 12:01:15 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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It’s too bad old Joe didn’t share with everyone what was so damn funny so we could all have a good laugh but then we would look like hyenas as well.

He was laughing at the unemployed suckers who are going to be stuck in poverty for a good portion of their lives.

Oh, yah. He was laughing at the possibility of nuclear war too.

Always good for a chuckle.

41 posted on 10/13/2012 12:04:26 PM PDT by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: Fast Moving Angel

Good Lord, you’d have fallen over unconscious in the first three minutes.


42 posted on 10/13/2012 12:32:52 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Don't be afraid to see what you see. (Ronald Reagan))
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To: bigheadfred

I would never ask that of you. I would just ask you to duck.


43 posted on 10/13/2012 12:35:30 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Don't be afraid to see what you see. (Ronald Reagan))
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To: humblegunner; Lazamataz

‘Bout time!


44 posted on 10/13/2012 12:52:02 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz
Curiously (or rather strangely) the biggest Obots in my FB circle posted similar images of a grinning Joe Biden

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and one where he's wearing shades

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with enormous explosions going on behind him.

I assume in their minds, Joe "came, saw, and kicked ass" but that's not what happened. And sadly, they've tapped into something on the subconscious level about this administration.

I very much doubt they see the irony.

45 posted on 10/13/2012 12:58:57 PM PDT by Oratam
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To: CatherineofAragon

Ha! You’re not kidding!! :-)


46 posted on 10/13/2012 1:12:19 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: CatherineofAragon; seowulf; Lazamataz; JouleZ

47 posted on 10/13/2012 1:41:30 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( I will stand with the CHRISTIANS should the political winds shift in an ugly direction)
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To: joe fonebone
This guy was high on something, just need to figure out what it was...

Hopium.

48 posted on 10/13/2012 2:18:42 PM PDT by dancusa (Re-electing Obama is like the Titanic backing up and ramming the iceburg again.)
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To: Lazamataz
if you expected anything less than that from ole slo joe, then you aint paid attention to his career in the sinate...

hes always been a pompous blowhard, and spent most every sunday on the talk circuit doing exactly what he did at the debate...

the biggest question was whether or not ryan would stand his ground and push back, because this rin-o-p meekness has allowed assholes like biteden to push the agenda...

49 posted on 10/13/2012 3:33:39 PM PDT by Gilbo_3 (Gov is not reason; not eloquent; its force.Like fire,a dangerous servant & master. George Washington)
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To: humblegunner

#5- LOL


50 posted on 10/13/2012 3:42:07 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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