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Rage Monkey Asks about Debbie Wasserman Shultz (#10 in a series)
Original Content | Oct 13, 2012 | by Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/13/2012 4:54:26 PM PDT by Lazamataz



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ragemonkey
We must weed out Illegal Aliens!!!
1 posted on 10/13/2012 4:54:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: ken5050; Fast Moving Angel; Nervous Tick; Focault's Pendulum; OB1kNOb; BuddaBudd; WakeUpAndVote; ...
THE RAGE MONKEY PING LIST: Rage at the monkey to be added or deleted!
2 posted on 10/13/2012 4:56:02 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz

Word on the street is that she is angling to take Pelosi Galore’s spot in leadership if Galore retires.

HHC’s husband


3 posted on 10/13/2012 4:59:05 PM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: hellinahandcart
Word on the street is that she is angling to take Pelosi Galore’s spot in leadership if Galore retires.

She's insane.

So she'd be just as qualified as Pelosi.

4 posted on 10/13/2012 5:02:01 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz

Are you sure they’re her teeth? Maybe she picked them up at a second-hand store.


5 posted on 10/13/2012 5:02:01 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: mass55th

Rage Monkey notes that if DWS is, indeed, an alien... that she would not have human teeth. Therefore, the odds are high they are Joe Biden’s.


6 posted on 10/13/2012 5:04:06 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz

Rage Monkey should know that no one flings poo like Debbie Washmitt Strutz ;-)


7 posted on 10/13/2012 5:04:58 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Lazamataz

To the Menkey list, if you would.


8 posted on 10/13/2012 5:11:46 PM PDT by Not now, Not ever! (Girlfriend suggested I use pelosi in place of swear words, A good idea, I think)
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To: rockrr

Rage Monkey was very eager when I mentioned DWS and he could be in a poo-hurling duel.


9 posted on 10/13/2012 5:11:56 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Not now, Not ever!

Added!


10 posted on 10/13/2012 5:12:51 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz
Wasserman-Schultz was chosen by the DNC as chair because Obama’s foreign policy was alienating some American Jews and their hefty donations. Wasserman-Schultz was also chosen because after the 2010 electoral massacre no Democrat with any sense wanted the chairmanship. If Obama loses Wasserman-Schultz will be a main scapegoat when the finger-pointing begins.
11 posted on 10/13/2012 5:13:14 PM PDT by Brad from Tennessee (A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.)
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To: Lazamataz

I want to rage with the monkey! Add please.


12 posted on 10/13/2012 5:14:04 PM PDT by Michigander222
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To: Lazamataz

The movie “Idiocracy” is actually a documentary


13 posted on 10/13/2012 5:17:46 PM PDT by Mr. K ("The only thing the World would hate more than the USA in charge is the USA NOT in charge")
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To: Lazamataz

Replace two coyote stupid with two coyote stupid and ugly.


14 posted on 10/13/2012 5:18:35 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (The law of unintended consequences is an unforgiving and vindictive b!tch!)
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To: Lazamataz
Democrats like the airhead Debbie Wasserman Shultz can and do say the most ridiculous things and will never be called on it. Democrats control nearly all the so called "respected main stream news" reporting organizations in the country so nothing derogatory is ever mentioned about them.

Democrat party leaders know that their propaganda MSN outfits cover their backs and keep the population uninformed about what the Democrat Party is really about. In addition, the Democrat Party leaders really do believe that Americans are stupid and will believe anything they say -- no matter how absurd it is. This lunatic DWS will never have to defend anything she says and she knows it.

15 posted on 10/13/2012 5:18:35 PM PDT by StormEye
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To: Michigander222

Added!


16 posted on 10/13/2012 5:18:52 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: meyer; doorgunner69

Late ping....sorry! :)


17 posted on 10/13/2012 5:19:49 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz
"Piers, it is not, it is not OK for you to be saying that the administration was putting out completely false statements. They put out information that they had at the time based on the intelligence they were given and then as the days wore on and more," she responded. "That turned out to be completely wrong," Morgan said, cutting her off. "Well, that doesn’t mean it was false," she said.

In a related matter, little Debbie announced that effective immediately, the Sun will begin revolving around the Earth, the mother ship is returning on the second Tuesday in December, and Iowa has been relocated to the south of France.


18 posted on 10/13/2012 5:34:29 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Lazamataz

Does anyone have a recipe for gingerbread that is really good?


19 posted on 10/13/2012 5:47:54 PM PDT by Twinkie
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To: Lazamataz

To describe DWS I’ll quote a line by Tom Arnold’s character in the flick “TRUE LIES, speaking to Ahnold Schwartzengruber’s character. “I just have two words for you: IN SANE!


20 posted on 10/13/2012 5:51:03 PM PDT by Tucker39
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To: Twinkie

?


21 posted on 10/13/2012 5:54:10 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz

Little Debbie is a legend in her own mind.

To quote Marx (Groucho)”Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”


22 posted on 10/13/2012 5:56:11 PM PDT by Donkey Odious
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To: Lazamataz

Little Debbie is a legend in her own mind.

To quote Marx (Groucho)”Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”


23 posted on 10/13/2012 5:56:18 PM PDT by Donkey Odious
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To: Lazamataz
Couldn't find her Visa, will her master card do?


24 posted on 10/13/2012 5:58:27 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1362 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: Lazamataz

Good post. With rants like these, I think the Rage Monkey should be elected Speaker (or “Rager”?) of the House in the Romney/Ryan administration.


25 posted on 10/13/2012 6:02:10 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: Fast Moving Angel
White House Spokesape.

That's what I think.

Rage Monkey should be White House Spokesape.

Whenever any question was asked by the Pravda Press, Rage Monkey would merely shriek, shake the bars of his cage, and throw feces at the assembled Democrat propagandists.

How perfect would that be?

26 posted on 10/13/2012 6:05:40 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz

bump!

Well thrown poo, rage monkey, well thrown!


27 posted on 10/13/2012 6:13:57 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Lazamataz
Rage Monkey would merely shriek, shake the bars of his cage, and throw feces at the assembled Democrat propagandists.

White House Spokesape. LOL. You know, that leaves the door wide open for a LOT of great comments (who's that butthead in there now who isn't even up to the same species as the Rage Monkey?). Great idea -- the Rage Monkey's responses might be too "deep" for them to understand, though ;-)

28 posted on 10/13/2012 6:15:43 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: Twinkie; Lazamataz

VERY GOOD GINGERBREAD

1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. shortening
1 egg
1 c. sorghum (if not available use molasses)
2 1/2 c. sifted flour
1 1/2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. ginger
1/4 tsp. cloves
1/2 tsp. salt
1 c. hot water
1 HK MP5, suppressed, machine gun
16000 rounds ammo
1 Wasserman Shultz baking pan

Cream shortening and sugar. Add beaten egg, sorghum and dry ingredients which have been sifted together. Add hot water last and beat until smooth. The batter is soft, but it makes a fine cake. Bake in greased shallow pan 35 minutes in moderate oven, 325 degrees. Makes 15 effigies of good old fashioned gingerbread Debbies...


29 posted on 10/13/2012 6:27:43 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( I will stand with the CHRISTIANS should the political winds shift in an ugly direction)
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To: Lazamataz
throw feces at the assembled Democrat propagandists

I would be proud. Make that Xtra proud, to donate as much feces to the cause as I can. Best of all we'll finally find out the ANSWER to the question 'What can brown do for you?'

30 posted on 10/13/2012 6:34:59 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( I will stand with the CHRISTIANS should the political winds shift in an ugly direction)
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To: Lazamataz

Mr. Mataz,

Please put me on yer list.

Also, in my humble opinion the original Rage Monkey graphic was superior to the newer one.

Go fer it an get it own.

THX


31 posted on 10/13/2012 6:44:21 PM PDT by EKTACHROME (Plugs was on drugs and Barack was on smack.)
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To: Lazamataz

Debbie is an escaped Simpsons character from THH VI.


32 posted on 10/13/2012 7:31:47 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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To: Lazamataz

In general I have had a crappy day....I am ready to rage about anything and everything.....ahhhhhhhhhhhh....two rage monkeys in one day...I’m likin it.


33 posted on 10/13/2012 7:45:48 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (The Obamas = rude, crude and socially unacceptable)
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To: Lazamataz

gingerbread - G-I-N-G-E-R-B-R-E=A=D = gingerbread

Someone sent a trick recipe, but I need a plain, serious recipe. I understand about ammo; but baking it would make it explode. I do not care about Washerwoman Shultz; but I need a really good gingerbread recipe. . . dammit!


34 posted on 10/13/2012 8:09:58 PM PDT by Twinkie
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To: Lazamataz
Orwell's 1984 was prophetic.. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, We have always been at war with Eurasia fit nicely with Wsserman-Schultz's newspeak... Just because statements were wrong doesn't mean they were false. Doubleplusgood doublethink.
35 posted on 10/14/2012 12:04:59 AM PDT by The Great RJ
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, thank you. I vote with another upboard for Speaker of the House. I want a teleprompter to talk to the provda press. The pravda press continue to worship a teleprompter called zer0. It would only be fittin’ to send out a teleprompter for the pravda press to ask questions. When the pravda press complains then sent out Rage Monkey. A twofer.
36 posted on 10/14/2012 3:48:25 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Twinkie

I don’t understand.


37 posted on 10/14/2012 5:18:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Conservative4Ever

I have another Rage Monkey coming today. Maybe even two. I have to play a little catch-up.

Oh, and if we win, his cousin, Reggae Monkey, will debut. :)


38 posted on 10/14/2012 5:23:16 AM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz; Twinkie
I think you should just give twinkie the recipe. Stop playing dumb before she rips your heart out with her bare hands and shows you the bloody beating thing as you fade to black. I bet she beats her eggs and whips her cream too...

And hey twinkie. If The Rage Monkey doesn't come through consider this! I GAVE YOU A LEGIT RECIPE WITH A SUGGESTION WITH WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH YOUR FREEPING GINGERBREAD!!!! teehee

39 posted on 10/14/2012 6:02:49 AM PDT by bigheadfred ( I will stand with the CHRISTIANS should the political winds shift in an ugly direction)
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To: bigheadfred; Twinkie

I have no idea what either of you are talking about.


40 posted on 10/14/2012 6:09:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: bigheadfred

thanks. i see now. it’ll work.


41 posted on 10/14/2012 6:27:00 AM PDT by Twinkie
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To: Lazamataz

YOU WOULD RISK ARMAGEDDON AND THE VERY EXISTENCE OF ALL MANKIND BY REFUSING TO GIVE THE TWINKIE WHAT IT WANTS?????

THE HUGE MANATEE!


42 posted on 10/14/2012 6:28:03 AM PDT by bigheadfred (YOU WOULD RISK ARMEGEDDON AND THE EXISTENCE OF ALL MANKIND BY REFUSING TO GIVE A TWINKIE WHAT IT WAN)
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To: Twinkie; Lazamataz
thanks. i see now. it’ll work.

whew! i thought we were goners fer sure...

43 posted on 10/14/2012 6:32:37 AM PDT by bigheadfred
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WHAT are you two ON about???


44 posted on 10/14/2012 7:22:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz; Twinkie; GeronL; CatherineofAragon

uh oh...wait a minute...

Something “just” occurred to me. Why would a sponge cake want a recipe for gingerbread?

I was so concentrated by the invasion of Little Debby Wasserman’s that I didn’t realize the real threat. When did Twinkies begin showing up? 60, 70 years ago? Being sponsored by some outfit called Host Us. How could I have been so blind? It is now patently obvious the REAL threat is Twinkies. I’ve seen them lurking everywhere. Grocery stores, convenience stores, kitchen counters, and LUNCH BOXES! It’s an invasion! They probably have a base on the dark side of the moon. And a fleet of Battlecake Refecticas hidden in the asteroid belt. Filled with their dark minions. The hohos. The dingdongs. THE ZINGERS!

Twinkies are the GREATEST ALIEN THREAT! Virtually impossible to resist.

AND I JUST GAVE THEM THE RECIPE FOR OUR VERY BEST GINGERBREAD! I’m a fool. How could I have been so blind? And you KNEW, Laz. And didn’t stop me???? whimper, weep, SOB...

But we aren’t finished yet. There is still time. The evil Twinkies don’t have our secret weapon. They don’t have our Angel Food.

Catherine. Save some plates. We’re going to need them.


45 posted on 10/14/2012 8:10:51 AM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: Lazamataz

Hyphenated Shultz serves as a useful visual and audible aid as the poster child for how utterly stupid and deceitful liberals are. Rage on.


46 posted on 10/14/2012 8:23:34 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Conservatism didn't magically show up in Romney's heart in 2012. You can't force what isn't in you.)
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To: bigheadfred

Shhh..hh... Shush!! Us Twinkies are INNOCENT of all malfeasance!! :o)


47 posted on 10/14/2012 11:36:40 AM PDT by Twinkie
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To: Lazamataz

If you don’t know; there’s no way to explain it, except, we are ON junk food. Smarty Britches!!


48 posted on 10/14/2012 11:41:32 AM PDT by Twinkie
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To: Lazamataz

Dippy Blathermouth Schmaltz is occupying her spokesmouth position so that she can infuriate people who know the truth and see straight through all her lies, inconsistencies, nonsensical conclusions, and sheer idiocy.

It is nearly impossible for a normal person to watch and listen to her freakishness and utter lack of honesty and decency without vomiting, raging, or going nuts.

I always pick screaming rage, along with Rage Monkey.


49 posted on 10/14/2012 11:42:30 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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