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The concession speech the world has been waiting for:
Subterfuge Daily ^ | 10/15/12 | subterfuge

Posted on 10/15/2012 11:26:14 AM PDT by subterfuge

Ladies and gentlemen, as you know I’ve been very proud to be your president these last 4 years. Aaand, you know, while I’ve worked as hard between rounds of golf as I possibly could have during these tumultuous times, there simply wasn’t enough time for me to fix all the horrendous things George Bush did to make me inherit the worst economy the U.S. has EVER faced. Some say, ah, that no one man could have repaired all the damage my predecessor had done in 8 years, let alone 4.

The important thing to remember is that none of our economic woes, ah, as a country, were put in place by me. I didn’t do that. I didn’t build that. As a matter of fact, if I could do it all over again, I wouldn’t change a thing. Why is that do you ask? I’ll tell you why, and ah, let me be clear.

Energy costs, and particularly gas prices, needed to ‘necessarily skyrocket.’ That goal was easily achieved by me. America’s enemies hate us more now than ever before and that was no easy feat that I accomplished. I have bowed, apologized, whined and sucked up to every dictator and despot in the free world as few could have. I’m just, ah, really, really great.

Also, to get my signature accomplishment to become reality, even though more than half the country didn’t want it, I twisted arms, cajoled, brow-beat, threatened and lied to anyone who had a different view than mine in order to get the job done. Medical care or, Obama-“care” if you will, named after me, is an important part of the economy that ah, as any decent economist will tell you, needs to be under the control of government—just like in Cuba.

My other main accomplishments are probably too numerous to mention, such as my strengthening unions at the expense of bond-holders and other Americans. Or my yearly NCAA basketball bracket picks that everyone was keenly interested in. And don’t forget my dismantling of the coal industry in favor of green energy at the expense of the middle class and suburbia.

In closing, I have to say I have no regrets. Black unemployment is still close to 20%, the U.S debt has risen to more than $16 trillion, racial disharmony has increased exponentially and the middle class has been buried during my term, according to my esteemed Vice President, Slow Joe Biden. As anyone can see by now, it was never my intention to fix any of those things. In the end ladies and gentlemen, the entire experiment of a hard-core leftist community organizer (me) was a huge success because America Just Got Served, biotches!! OUT! (git cher sh!t Shellie!)


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: i; im; me; mine
Please excuse the vanity. I'm at least positive this isn't a duplicate thread.
1 posted on 10/15/2012 11:26:17 AM PDT by subterfuge
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To: subterfuge

Should have put VANITY in the title. Sorry folks, had to get this one off of my chest.


2 posted on 10/15/2012 11:27:40 AM PDT by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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To: subterfuge
the movie I'm waiting for...
3 posted on 10/15/2012 11:30:50 AM PDT by frankenMonkey (will do graphics for food...)
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To: subterfuge

IF Hussein concedes (Gore NEVER did), then I think we’ll be seeing a lecture to Romney telling Romney what Hussein expects to be done to America.


4 posted on 10/15/2012 11:35:38 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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Will Obama say;

“Can't we all just get along?”

Or will Obama say

“Burn Baby Burn!”

5 posted on 10/15/2012 11:39:13 AM PDT by Kansas58
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To: treetopsandroofs

As I recall, obama himself and the media claimed he was already “governing” the day after the election back in ‘08.

So owebama needs to just stand-down the minute We The People “let him go.” Just go to the local course and let the adults handle things from here on out Barry.


6 posted on 10/15/2012 11:41:23 AM PDT by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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“Social injustice”, “RASISM”, “millionaires and billionaires”.


7 posted on 10/15/2012 11:42:05 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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Mr. All EGO, No Class, will say....

“I’ll be back in 2016 to rescue America from the disaster that is about to befall you!”


8 posted on 10/15/2012 11:42:58 AM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: Kansas58
Will Obama say;

“Can't we all just get along?”

Or will Obama say

“Burn Baby Burn

I'd say "Can't we all just get along" is probably way more than we can hope for. "Burn baby Burn" highly likely. Oh, and Pardons for Terrorists, just like Slick Willie!

9 posted on 10/15/2012 11:45:43 AM PDT by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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I half expect him to try to create a new “America Czar”, and name himself to a lifetime post by executive order.


10 posted on 10/15/2012 11:53:12 AM PDT by cincinnati65
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To: subterfuge
Chris Mattews said Owl Gore concession speech was the greatest speech since Lincolns at Gettysburg....

I can only hope they keep anything sharp far away from Matthews when Obama concedes

MSNBC should be a riot to watch

11 posted on 10/15/2012 11:53:27 AM PDT by Popman (November 7th...will be a good day for America..)
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Big Media will ALWAYS refer to him as PRESIDENT Obama, unlike his predecessor who is simply Mr. Bush if they must use his name.

They’ll come up some lofty title for him, too, like “World Advisor”.


12 posted on 10/15/2012 11:56:36 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: subterfuge

Not enough umms, uus, ahwells, I’s, mee’s and Let me make this perfectly clears.


13 posted on 10/15/2012 12:13:04 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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‘s OK! Emailed it out. Hope it goes viral. We can dream!!


14 posted on 10/15/2012 12:34:53 PM PDT by wizr (Keep the Faith!)
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To: subterfuge

My favorite phrase in 2013 will be:

“Former president obuma”.


15 posted on 10/15/2012 1:09:26 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: 5th MEB

Very true 5th. It would just be too hard to read if I wrote it exactly as the ONE the world was waiting for actually would say it.


16 posted on 10/15/2012 1:38:29 PM PDT by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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To: subterfuge

That’s funny!!! I like it!!


17 posted on 10/15/2012 1:39:45 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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To: wizr

Cool. I sent it out too. My e-mail pals send me enough junk already. Now they have something good to send. I added a pic of obama with Big Bird though.


18 posted on 10/15/2012 1:40:34 PM PDT by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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To: treetopsandroofs

As long as he(on his one last gratis trip on Airforce One out of DC) doesn’t stop to review the troop detail like Billy Boy did!

And, as long as MO doesn’t cram her pockets and luggage with stuff from the WH that WE paid for (Like Evita).


19 posted on 10/16/2012 7:43:12 AM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: subterfuge

You didn’t put in enough “uhs” or blame enough people.


20 posted on 10/16/2012 7:51:56 AM PDT by shotgun
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“And, as long as MO doesn’t cram her pockets and luggage with stuff from the WH that WE paid for (Like Evita).”

I’m guessing the Wookie doesn’t like much about the White House to steal.


21 posted on 10/16/2012 7:57:27 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: shotgun

I know. Would be too hard to read in owebama’s typical cadence.


22 posted on 10/16/2012 9:48:53 AM PDT by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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