Posted on 10/16/2012 3:58:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway
El Pasoans hiking up McKelligon Canyon expect a stunning view of the mountain and city and maybe even a glimpse at a rabbit or other wildlife.
They dont expect to see a naked man whos been living in a cave for three years.
A group of friends said their Sunday morning hike was spoiled after they came upon a mysterious cave that had furniture, personal effects, and other signs that someone was living there. Chris Redfearn, one of the hikers, shot cell phone video of the cave and surrounding area.
Then, out of nowhere, a naked man jumped out of the cave, chasing the hikers down the mountain, and giving them quite a scare, Redfearn said.
People living at an apartment complex at the foot of the mountain said theyve known about the cave dweller for a while and that they are afraid of him.
Normally, he's like wandering around, one apartment complex inhabitant said. We never know what time he's going to show.
They sometimes spot him early in the morning, bathing in their laundry room, or even working out on a jungle gym.
"I don't feel safe, one neighbor said.
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He also talked about President Obama and Mitt Romney, calling one the "black Bush" and the other the "white Bush,"The man said he's not hurting anyone, lives off of donations and recycling cans.
"What is my crime? You ask my good neighbors, most of them help me," he said before dismissing those that complain about him as busy bodies. "I'm sin free in every city. I'm baptized and saved. They need to worry about their own selves, to repent and help the community more."
Watch the full interview with the cave dweller here Warning, it does contain some strong language.
(Excerpt) Read more at kvia.com ...
This was like a 35 year old man.
“this guy scares me LESS than some Obama voters!!”
BUMP
Amazing.
Hope he’s got a gun, at least.
There’s alimit to how harmless you should be.
It was The Kinks, with APEMAN.
I think I'm sophisticated 'cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien,
But all around me everybody's multiplying and they're walking round like flies, man,
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages in the zoo, man,
'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees I am an apeman.
I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized 'cos I'm a strict vegetarian,
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation and the crazy politicians,
I don't feel safe in this world no more,
I don't want to die in a nuclear war,
I want to sail away to a distant shore
and make like an ape man.
I'm an apeman,
I'm an ape, apeman,
Oh, I'm an apeman,
I'm a King Kong man,
I'm a voo-doo man,
oh I'm an apeman.
'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky,
Compared to the clouds as they roll by,
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies,
I am an apeman.
In man's evolution he has created the city and
the motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
And I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle.
'Cos the only time that I feel at ease,
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree,
Oh, what a life of luxury, to be like an apeman.
I'm an apeman,
I'm an ape, apeman,
Oh, I'm an apeman,
I'm a King Kong man,
I'm a voo-doo man,
I am an ape man.
I look out the window, but I can't see the sky,
'Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes,
I want to get out of this city alive,
And make like an ape man.
Come and love me, be my apeman girl,
And we'd be so happy in my apeman world.
I'm an apeman,
I'm an ape, apeman,
Oh, I'm an apeman, I'm a King Kong man,
I'm a voo-doo man,
Oh, I'm an apeman.
I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane,
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane,
And we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day,
Just like an apeman...
Better him as a neighbor than a Mexican drug cartel.
Read the comments on Youtube about the, what else, RASIZM of this song!
The woman with him said: "Wait, let me swipe my EBT card!"
I must have missed something. Does EBT pay for dog food?
The man paid with a crisp $100 bill and got back about $40.
This is OUR future if obozo gets another 4 years!
That's liberal-speak for: "kill him."
I'm not joking. History has shown 200 million times in the last century that if you make a peace-loving liberal feel bad, you die:
If I caught three strangers standing on my threshold, shooting video of my living room, you can bet the survivor(s) would be running hell bent for leather.
He probably painted all those French caves too.
He’s the poster boy for the anti-Voter ID crowd. He’s nearly completely isolated from society, but still in tune enough to expound on the two Presidential candidates this election cycle. Get this guy to a polling place, stat.
His name “Legion” by any chance?
“I think many men would love to live that lifestyle if they could get away with it, or have the fortitude to do it. Just give them a gun, fishing pole, lantern, matches, they would be in hog heaven.”
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metmom: I think annieokie has been reading my diary... and you know my name is not “Legion”... LOL
LOL. I just know many men that have made comments about living like that. ROFL. Proof of this is to go look in their MAN CAVES at home. ROFL.
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