LOL. Last summer I was working on my roof. Decided to take a break. As I entered my house it shook. "Oh come on, I don't weigh THAT much!" I said to the house. As I walked into my library, I saw the dog in the doorway. That's when I realized it was an earthquake.
Here's a thought. If millions dive at the same time, won't that cause an earthquake?
Hey, wasn't there some crazy experiment a few decades ago that everyone had to jump at a certain time?
Did anyone hear how the big toilet flush in Italy (?) came out the other day?
We’ve also had more than our far share of 100 year floods. Ok, so the earthquake takes out the dam up stream and knowing the perfect swan dive might come in handy. There’s only one way outta here and most other places around here, so I’d need enough advance warning (not likely) to get the heck outta Dodge. If not, then there’s no amount of practice drills that’ll save many souls. BTW, the life of most dams are 50 years... we’re past that.