To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
Amazingly, "victim" happens to head sasquatch hunters group
Well, that's why he was in Bigfoot territory and attacked.
posted on 10/19/2012 4:12:50 PM PDT
(My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
Does his insurance company cover him for Sasquatch attacks?
posted on 10/19/2012 4:18:32 PM PDT
(Joe Biden: "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy.")
Good thing he wasn’t driving his new RV.
posted on 10/19/2012 4:20:21 PM PDT
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
Bigfeet don’t usually attack like that unless they are aroused. Did he run over his foot in the Winnebago???
"Bigfoot attacked his 1973 Winnebago motor home, smashing out windows and taillights with a fusillade of rocks."
Well, that tends to happen when you empty your blackwater holding tank on the big guy's property.
posted on 10/19/2012 4:23:17 PM PDT
(WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
Sounds like that guy that ran into his house after being out drinking for 2 days and says to his wife, “don’t pay the ransom, I escaped!”
posted on 10/19/2012 4:39:40 PM PDT
(you are paying 12% more for fuel because of Ethanol. Smile big Corn Lobby,)
It’s amazing how many of those early 70s Winnebagos are still around. Mine is the same year/model as his, though his looks to be in better shape.
posted on 10/19/2012 4:54:52 PM PDT
(9/11 was an act of faith.)
I don’t know if this is up your alley or not. :)
I’m thinking Mr Bigfoot got into the hard cider.
posted on 10/19/2012 5:12:53 PM PDT
(Dumb or Dumber? Biden or Obama?)
"Amazingly, "victim" happens to head sasquatch hunters group"
I've learned in life that one has to allow for coincidences like that. Not many people know this but do you know what killed Lou Gehrig?
posted on 10/19/2012 5:28:40 PM PDT
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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posted on 10/19/2012 5:31:20 PM PDT
Windows and taillights? He hates glass! Bigfoot hates glass!
posted on 10/19/2012 5:42:55 PM PDT
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
This story is absolutely true. This happened just a little bit north of me ... About 20 minutes. It is well known that women in Purry county have very large feet. Some even have several teeth.
Is he also a Ron Paul supporter?
posted on 10/19/2012 6:59:50 PM PDT
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