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Man in court for hitting Darth Vader's wife
Birmingham Mail ^ | Oct 16 2012 | Steve Bradley

Posted on 10/19/2012 7:58:25 PM PDT by knittnmom

An angry Walsall man who threw a punch at his neighbour called Darth Vader because he suspected he had been having a relationship with his girlfriend has been punished in court.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl; vader

1 posted on 10/19/2012 7:58:33 PM PDT by knittnmom
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To: DarthVader

PING


2 posted on 10/19/2012 8:14:16 PM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: knittnmom

Soooo, let me see if I understand this.

Rather than crush his throat from across the room, Darth Vader thought dragging him through court would be more intimidating?


3 posted on 10/19/2012 8:24:16 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1368 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: knittnmom

Careful - guys who piss off Darth Vader usually get their throats crushed.


4 posted on 10/19/2012 9:09:15 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Worst. President. Ever.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a ping.


5 posted on 10/19/2012 9:15:51 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: null and void

More destructive than the courts no power there is. To the dark side Vader has completely surrendered.


6 posted on 10/19/2012 9:29:35 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (With (R)epublicans like these, who needs (D)emocrats?)
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To: Squawk 8888; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Man in court for hitting Darth Vader's wife

Woman in Senate hitting on Darth Vader's wife.



7 posted on 10/19/2012 9:40:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Oh ick. (And double-ick, obviously.)
8 posted on 10/19/2012 9:50:43 PM PDT by TXBlair (Don't stop at Hasan's beard; shave off his entire head.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

AC must be turn to LOW!


9 posted on 10/19/2012 9:57:10 PM PDT by TaMoDee ( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2012! Allez Pack!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

AC must be turned to LOW!


10 posted on 10/19/2012 9:57:54 PM PDT by TaMoDee ( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2012! Allez Pack!)
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To: TXBlair

The Dark Side is strong in her.


11 posted on 10/19/2012 9:58:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: TaMoDee

Someone left the high-beams on.


12 posted on 10/19/2012 10:05:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; kingattax

Tisk Tisk!!


13 posted on 10/19/2012 10:07:53 PM PDT by DarthVader (Politicians govern out of self interest, Statesmen govern for a Vision greater than themselves)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Smiley - Angel 01
14 posted on 10/19/2012 10:09:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: knittnmom

Was her name Ella?


15 posted on 10/19/2012 10:34:47 PM PDT by getarope (I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum!)
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To: knittnmom

Seems nice enough.

16 posted on 10/20/2012 3:36:07 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Looks like a shop teacher ordering 4 beers.


17 posted on 10/20/2012 3:37:39 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: knittnmom

He finds her lack of faithfulness disturbing.


18 posted on 10/20/2012 3:50:25 AM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: Slings and Arrows

And they’re in need of alignment.


19 posted on 10/20/2012 9:30:03 AM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

I do believe Hillary’s ready to perform the adjustment.


20 posted on 10/20/2012 11:44:45 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

21 posted on 10/20/2012 11:48:02 AM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

Pretty much, yeah.


22 posted on 10/20/2012 11:59:06 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: knittnmom

This is a very old picture of Darth Vader I saw him on TV a few days ago. He has put on at least 40 lbs and aged a lot since this picture. Hope his wife’s skin has leared up.


23 posted on 10/21/2012 4:58:59 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I am always “possessing a bladed article” but I leave Darth Vader the hell alone!


24 posted on 10/21/2012 7:36:00 AM PDT by Eaker (Stripping Americans of their freedom and dignity and rubbing their noses in it is a very bad idea.)
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