Skip to comments.BREAKING: October Surprise — Iran Agrees To Nuke Deal with U.S.
Posted on 10/22/2012 9:33:25 AM PDT by epluribus_2
Tehran Iran has agreed to abandon its nuclear-weapons program in a historic diplomatic achievement certain to dominate tonights foreign-policy presidential debate, and dramatically reshape the electoral landscape.
This is an extraordinary breakthrough, said Deputy Undersecretary of State Jonathan Ebert Jr., lead negotiator for the U.S. Its a tribute to the hard work of our diplomatic team and President Obamas visionary leadership.
According to Ebert, the momentous deal was struck late Sunday night after President Obama called Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and personally apologized for a Madonna video the Iranian leader found offensive. Ahmadinejad had originally insisted we apologize for Beyonces Single Ladies video, but President Obama held firm, eventually offering to apologize for Justify My Love instead. The production values in that video lighting, set design were simply appalling, Ebert said. Not only was it the right call by the president, it was a courageous one.
Washington was abuzz this morning with rumors of other arms deals, including the possibility that North Korea would dismantle its nuclear program in return for an apology for Michael Jacksons Thriller, a video that has long irritated Kim Jong Eun. However, reports that Russia would reduce its stockpile of tactical nukes in return for an apology for Red Dawn were denied by Ebert. Putins still holding out for a curtsy from President Obama. Were only offering a bow, max. Besides, the presidents campaign schedule wont permit it.
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SHOCKER! And just before the foreign policy debates! If you believe that Iran is going along with diplomacy then I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
keep reading ....
“Peace is at hand” - Henry Kissinger just before the ‘72 eleciton.
Won’t work this time, Barry!
The problem with satire like this is the obvious question: Whose word is worth less, Øbozo’s or Amadinnerjacket’s?
Somehow I get the feeling people aren’t reading down to the third paragraph...LOL!
the author of this is very, very BAAAD! Considering how this admin works and the timing it was absolutely plausible. (Deal now and shall we say more “flexibility” with the nukes after the election)
“Contraceptives and large puppets”.
The statement proves that the move is purely political and therefore not to be trusted ... not to mention that Israel was frozen out of the loop by little barry bastard drug-addled degenerate closet mooselimb. Scott should now find himself in great demand again, with plenty of children provided by Iran to keep him busy during 'inspections'. ... If there will actually be any inspections.
I’m guessing the Obamunists sold-out Israel. Other than a few percent of votes, they have no use for Jews. And now that they have the Moslem vote, they have even less use for the Jews.
That video was very offensive and Iran should have nuked all involved in its production.
In just this one case, I do approve of indefinite incarceration (and solitary confinement) for the maker of the crappy video involved.
Reads like a barry trap laid for Romney ... Madonna should be consulted personally don’tchaknow.
Keep reading, the rest will shock you!
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