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Who Would Win in a Fight: a Modern Human or a Neanderthal?
Slate ^ | Oct. 24, 2012 | Brian Palmer

Posted on 10/24/2012 5:08:38 PM PDT by SJackson

We beat them at evolution. But what about fisticuffs?

A team of archaeologists, paleoanthropologists, and paleoartists has created a more accurate Neanderthal reconstruction, based on a nearly complete skeleton discovered in France more than 100 years ago. The La Ferrassie Neanderthal man was short but stocky. If a modern man came nose-to-nose with a Neanderthal, could he take him in a fight?

(Excerpt) Read more at slate.com ...


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I know.


1 posted on 10/24/2012 5:08:39 PM PDT by SJackson
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No way do I go to Slate for fun.


2 posted on 10/24/2012 5:11:17 PM PDT by ecomcon
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We’ll know in two weeks.


3 posted on 10/24/2012 5:12:51 PM PDT by supremedoctrine
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Amazing! LOL!!!!

That scene you posted the pic from actually crossed my mind while I was reading the headline.


4 posted on 10/24/2012 5:13:03 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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I know, too. :-)

*casually polishes the barrel of my Remington*


5 posted on 10/24/2012 5:13:14 PM PDT by DemforBush (100% Ex-Democrat.)
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To: SJackson

Modern man would win, of course. He would just pull out his evolution-ized, large-brain-created, bullet weapon and blast the creature.

That is assuming we would bring to the fight that which our “species” created.


6 posted on 10/24/2012 5:14:27 PM PDT by madison10
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Ouch. (ROTFLMAO)


7 posted on 10/24/2012 5:15:17 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: SJackson

8 posted on 10/24/2012 5:15:49 PM PDT by WakeUpAndVote
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To: madison10

If we send in a light-loafer lefty, the attempt to hug the Neanderthal would not end well.

Although I bet many would pay to see it, gruesome as it would be.


9 posted on 10/24/2012 5:16:13 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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The modern man, of course.

10 posted on 10/24/2012 5:20:25 PM PDT by Slyfox
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Never bet on the white guy


11 posted on 10/24/2012 5:25:05 PM PDT by al baby (“If Barack Obama has a Harvard law degree, he didn’t earn that. Somebody else made that happen.”)
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To: SJackson

The question really is it brawn vs brains.
Unless, Neanderthals are actually smart, then modern man is screwed.


12 posted on 10/24/2012 5:27:12 PM PDT by svcw (Why is one cell on another planet considered life, and in the womb it is not.)
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13 posted on 10/24/2012 5:27:39 PM PDT by mountn man (Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
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Who Would Win in a Fight: a Modern Human or a Neanderthal?

If some Neanderthal assaults me, I'm siccing Caveman Lawyer on him (her).

14 posted on 10/24/2012 5:46:10 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Who Would Win in a Fight: a Modern Human or a Neanderthal?

I'll take the work of John Moses Browning over that of Tok the Poiny-stick Monger.
15 posted on 10/24/2012 5:46:52 PM PDT by verum ago (Some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
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I go for aggressiveness, reach, and leverage.

We didn't beat them to the top of the food chain by being liberal weenies.

16 posted on 10/24/2012 5:49:47 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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Anyone consulted Shatner on this????


17 posted on 10/24/2012 5:52:52 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Dr Erkel and Mr. Jive...lurking the streets of DC)
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I would win.

I got Mad Skills, Wicked willpower and a desire to totally dominate.

Don’t fight fair anyway. It’s not like he’s gonna understand the comcept ....


18 posted on 10/24/2012 5:57:55 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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Human vs. Neanderthal. Ditka vs. hurricane.


19 posted on 10/24/2012 6:01:26 PM PDT by johniegrad
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Make it fair fight. Give ‘em both a Colt SP1.


20 posted on 10/24/2012 6:03:49 PM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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