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Crazed cow kills Gaza slaughterer
Associated Press ^ | Oct. 27, 2012

Posted on 10/27/2012 5:12:01 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) — A Gaza health official says a panicking cow killed a Palestinian man who was trying slaughter the beast during the Muslim celebration of Eid al-Adha (Feast of the Sacrifice).

(Excerpt) Read more at timesofisrael.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: animalsadrifice; eid; napl

1 posted on 10/27/2012 5:12:06 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Israel’s/Bush’s fault


2 posted on 10/27/2012 5:14:39 PM PDT by Marshall 4x12 (Remind me which country this is?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Can’t say I’m sorry to hear about it. He should eat more chikin.....


3 posted on 10/27/2012 5:16:15 PM PDT by john drake
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To: Free ThinkerNY

A needle indicating an earthquake.


4 posted on 10/27/2012 5:17:04 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Moooooo !


5 posted on 10/27/2012 5:17:59 PM PDT by BuddaBudd (F U B O)
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To: Marshall 4x12

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/campanis.wav


6 posted on 10/27/2012 5:18:46 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

perhaps alla got his sacrifice after all. apparently this what he wanted to happen.


7 posted on 10/27/2012 5:26:35 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

You know how to tell if a cow has mad cow?

It go’s...Mooooooooo damn it!


8 posted on 10/27/2012 5:27:41 PM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

This is why the tradition is to slaughter goats. Safer.


9 posted on 10/27/2012 5:31:56 PM PDT by Zhang Fei (Let us pray that peace be now restored to the world and that God will preserve it always.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

It was a Moossad cow.


10 posted on 10/27/2012 5:32:41 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Can we send them some crazed hogs?


11 posted on 10/27/2012 5:43:34 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Cows With Guns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI


12 posted on 10/27/2012 5:44:22 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Jewish Cow probably.
Kowsher?
It was the Joooos Moooos
13 posted on 10/27/2012 5:44:28 PM PDT by Optimist
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To: ari-freedom

No, it was a Jewsey


14 posted on 10/27/2012 5:44:28 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

They mean SANE cow.


15 posted on 10/27/2012 5:47:55 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

This is obscene. There are Zionist Squirrels, Zionist Sharks and now Zionist Cows among other Zionist Animals. Soon Zionists will have infiltrated the whole Animal kingdom. I never knew Zionists had that much power !


16 posted on 10/27/2012 5:48:50 PM PDT by emax
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Can’t bear to read the article because I know they eventually killed the poor thing.

After all, who can’t feel sorry for a beast fighting for it’s life?


17 posted on 10/27/2012 5:48:57 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Free ThinkerNY

When apprehended, the cow was found holding a sign that read, “eat mor chikin...”


18 posted on 10/27/2012 5:51:21 PM PDT by catpuppy
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To: Free ThinkerNY

GOOD.


19 posted on 10/27/2012 5:52:00 PM PDT by DefeatCorruption
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To: Free ThinkerNY

20 posted on 10/27/2012 5:53:40 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The cow was having a cow!


21 posted on 10/27/2012 5:54:31 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Give that cow a medal.


22 posted on 10/27/2012 5:59:22 PM PDT by Signalman
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To: Free ThinkerNY

An animal figures out it’s in danger, reacts and kills someone and the AP thinks “crazed” is the correct word to use?

The media gets dumber every day.


23 posted on 10/27/2012 6:51:13 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Thought Puzzle: Describe Islam without using the phrase "mental disorder" more than four times.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Sounds like a clear case of self-defense...but maybe there will be some Palestinian counterpart to Al Sharpton who will accuse the cow of “profiling” the Arab. Saw the kaffiyeh and profiled him.


24 posted on 10/27/2012 7:07:52 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Too bad it wasn’t a herd of buffalo trampling the whole damned strip


25 posted on 10/27/2012 8:03:17 PM PDT by Figment
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To: john drake

That would make a great Chik-Fil-A commercial lol


26 posted on 10/27/2012 8:04:54 PM PDT by Figment
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To: Psycho_Bunny

Classic “fight or flight” reaction. Cow fought and won for a time. Wusses outnumbered it and killed it. I wonder how many would have tried it one on one?


27 posted on 10/27/2012 8:18:15 PM PDT by Figment
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To: Free ThinkerNY; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Moo...

*BANG*

MOOO!!!


28 posted on 10/27/2012 9:13:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

29 posted on 10/27/2012 9:16:54 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun

They eat to grow, they grow to die
They die to be eaten at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone, in the herd.
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the stakes were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/dana_lyons/cows_with_guns.html ]
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die...
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dumg

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonald's, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "Enough is Enough!
These uppity cattle, it's time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
They chewed their last hay
Cows out-gunned

The order was given, turn cows to Whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar, of chickens, in choppers!

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

30 posted on 10/27/2012 9:56:32 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Beowulf9

Agreed.

Just think of it this way, when that Cow stood before its Maker, He was most pleased with her.


31 posted on 10/28/2012 12:36:09 AM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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