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Lindsay Lohan wants to know why everyone is panicing over a hurricane (humor break)
Twitchy ^ | 10/28/12

Posted on 10/28/2012 7:09:52 PM PDT by markomalley

There are no words.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hurricanesandy; lindsaylohan; lohan Comment #1 Removed by Moderator

To: markomalley

It’s not really a hurricane anymore. It’s more like a blizzard.


2 posted on 10/28/2012 7:11:25 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: markomalley
Photobucket
3 posted on 10/28/2012 7:11:55 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: markomalley
I did see >200 Electrical Utility vehicles headed East on the Ohio TP Saturday aft.

And more on OH 2 headed in the same direction.

Something is UP!

4 posted on 10/28/2012 7:14:07 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: markomalley

I wonder if she is related to Slow Joe or did she just fry what little brain she had with too many drugs?


5 posted on 10/28/2012 7:16:15 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (The law of unintended consequences is an unforgiving and vindictive b!tch!)
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To: Paladin2

LL deduces that it may be an Electric Utility Vehicle convention out East.


6 posted on 10/28/2012 7:18:37 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (The law of unintended consequences is an unforgiving and vindictive b!tch!)
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To: gorush

LOL


7 posted on 10/28/2012 7:18:48 PM PDT by bmwcyle (45% to 47% of American voters are stupid)
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To: markomalley; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Hurricanes in Lindsay Lohan's hands can be a dangerous...


8 posted on 10/28/2012 7:25:33 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: a fool in paradise

Is there any way to verify that it’s really her account? There are a lot of fake Twitter accounts around.

[Yes, I can easily believe that she’s silly enough to say something like that, but basic fairness demands that I ask.]


9 posted on 10/28/2012 7:40:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GeronL

It’s - uh - ‘cause, like, hurricanes are like *NOT GOOD* - youknow?

And - like - they’re big and not good .... and that’s like ~~bad~~.

You know?

(Did you try to new Flamin’ Hot Doritos? They go good with beers and stuff...)


10 posted on 10/28/2012 7:44:53 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

I wish I had GIMP figured out, I could so use this pic and write all sorts of things there. heh


11 posted on 10/28/2012 7:47:16 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: gorush
..wasn't Patti Cake invited to the service?

12 posted on 10/28/2012 7:48:44 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Anger a Conservative by telling a lie; Anger a Liberal by telling the truth. - RWR 8-)
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To: shibumi

she didn’t even get the name right. lol


13 posted on 10/28/2012 7:49:14 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

For a hurricane that looks it will stay a cat 1 it is being hyped far more than others.
Is the first hurricane since Obama been in office? NO
Did he make on air public announcements about the others?

Maybe being from Hollywood she can scene BS when she hers it.

I feel kind tonight for some reason.


14 posted on 10/28/2012 7:56:20 PM PDT by ThomasThomas
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To: All

Hey Linds....when the weatherman say that hurricane winds “blow”...that does not mean they are here to bring you cocaine....


15 posted on 10/28/2012 8:05:51 PM PDT by SeminoleCounty (Political maturity is realizing that the "R" next to someone's name does not mean "conservative")
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To: All

Hey Linds....when the weatherman say that hurricane winds “blow”...that does not mean they are here to bring you cocaine....


16 posted on 10/28/2012 8:06:14 PM PDT by SeminoleCounty (Political maturity is realizing that the "R" next to someone's name does not mean "conservative")
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To: gorush

Good one! LOL


17 posted on 10/28/2012 8:06:38 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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i just love that sweet gal. She’s voting Republican this year.


18 posted on 10/28/2012 8:08:30 PM PDT by campaignPete R-CT (campaigning for local conservatives)
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To: campaignPete R-CT

Isn’t she a drug-addled lesbian shoplifter-drunk-driver-er?


19 posted on 10/28/2012 8:10:03 PM PDT by Wyrd bi ful ard
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To: ThomasThomas

That’s what the dummies (RIP) said about Ike and Katrina, too! Wash your mouth out with soap! If you are in it’s path, hightail it. :) Smiling, but not kidding.


20 posted on 10/28/2012 8:10:11 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: a fool in paradise
LiLo sucks!


21 posted on 10/28/2012 8:18:58 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: gorush

ROFL!!


22 posted on 10/28/2012 8:19:59 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: GeronL
To figure out GIMP, you must be one with many layers.

Imagine quantum entanglement across branes in a multi-verse. Stick with 4-D math in each brane (close enough for cooks) and keep the number of layers small until you are more secure in your efforts.

Also, it helps to read the manual. And study some of the more obscure asian religions.

Big trick is when you render a pic, mash the layers flat into a .jpeg and run with it.

GIMP. The Cook's version. Your mileage may vary. Not responsible for accidents.

/johnny

23 posted on 10/28/2012 8:23:56 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: gorush

That’s hysterical.


24 posted on 10/28/2012 8:24:35 PM PDT by Hoodat ("As for God, His way is perfect" - Psalm 18:30)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Once I have figured out how to apply text to an image, I’ll work on the meshing the layer thingies... heh


25 posted on 10/28/2012 8:26:47 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: skinkinthegrass

Yeah, and how about “Little Debbie’’? Can’t swear to it and of course one must not speak ill of the dead but I think that the Ol’Doughboy and ‘’Debbie’’ were playing their own kind of ‘’Pattie Cake’’, nudge, nudge, know what I mean ,eh, eh?


26 posted on 10/28/2012 8:37:01 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: GeronL
Open one of the OpenOrifice apps and type the text that you want, close to, or the same font, close to, or the same size. Use GIMP to determine the actual size of the jpeg (resize image will give you the info).

Save the text as an image. Yes, you can do that. Even in the word processor program.

Open another window in GIMP with the text image, make the background transparent instead of white, copy and paste into the image you want to modify.

It's so easy a cook could do it.

I left out an important step... getting rid of the original text but retaining the background, but I've given enough hints. 5 layers, to do it fast. 3 layers to do it with panache. ;)

/johnny

27 posted on 10/28/2012 8:37:23 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: gorush

LOL


28 posted on 10/28/2012 8:37:23 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: jmacusa
little debbie?
...i thought her name was patti...*shock*
ummm..*wink*..*wink*..*wink*

29 posted on 10/28/2012 8:46:50 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Anger a Conservative by telling a lie; Anger a Liberal by telling the truth. - RWR 8-)
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To: bmwcyle

Not funny.


30 posted on 10/28/2012 9:13:35 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: Fungi
"Not funny."

LOL. Are you kidding? Dill Dough would be the Swedish Uncle.

31 posted on 10/28/2012 9:19:13 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

Isn’t she a drug-addled lesbian shoplifter-drunk-driver-er?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Doesn’t make her a bad person but she still has nice Yaboes.


32 posted on 10/28/2012 9:21:47 PM PDT by o-n-money
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To: skinkinthegrass

You mean you’ve never heard of “Little Debbie Snack Cakes’’ ? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink know what I mean, eh?,eh?


33 posted on 10/28/2012 9:29:43 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

I was able to delete the old text and left a checkerboard pattern under it, I was able to cover that and make the background look blank. I will now try your suggestion.


34 posted on 10/28/2012 9:31:17 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

Sounds New Agey.


35 posted on 10/28/2012 9:34:19 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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To: GeronL
The checkerboard pattern means 'transparent' or 'nothing is there', but only on that layer. Think hole in empty space.

Using the eyedropper(color matching) and then the bucket(area fill) will fill that empty space with the appropriate background. I assume you did that, and not a rectangular cut and paste from a clean part of the background that leaves jaggies at the interface ;).

/johnny

36 posted on 10/28/2012 9:38:08 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Test

37 posted on 10/28/2012 9:49:52 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: JRandomFreeper

I did exactly what you said. I got that basic thing down anyway


38 posted on 10/28/2012 9:52:56 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: skinkinthegrass; gorush

The real scandal was when Ho Ho showed up at the service.


39 posted on 10/28/2012 9:58:20 PM PDT by Jane Long (Soli Deo Gloria!)
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To: JRandomFreeper

As Sid Sodnagel used to say,

“It takes branes to figure out the multiverse.”


40 posted on 10/28/2012 10:23:42 PM PDT by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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To: GeronL
Fun stuff, eh?

You can also do scripting within GIMP. I prefer PERL (most good cooks do). That can help speed up and automate some tasks.

/johnny

41 posted on 10/28/2012 10:26:00 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Erasmus
Sid.... What a guy. He's got a quote for everything. ;)

/johnny

42 posted on 10/28/2012 11:57:39 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Fungi

You need to lighten up. Stop wearing your underwear so tight.


43 posted on 10/29/2012 4:22:22 AM PDT by bmwcyle (45% to 47% of American voters are stupid)
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To: jmacusa; Jane Long
little debbie
"..of course; I have...she was nothing but a snack-cake..
Ho-Ho! What are you doing here?"


announcer to audience: "Stay warm & fresh, As the Dough Rises, returns tomorrow..."

announcer to producer: "Get me outa here, Aunt Jemahma!

44 posted on 10/29/2012 5:13:00 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Anger a Conservative by telling a lie; Anger a Liberal by telling the truth. - RWR 8-)
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To: bmwcyle

Really?


45 posted on 10/30/2012 10:28:23 PM PDT by Fungi
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