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BREAKING NEWS: Obama blames hurricane on a video posted on the Weather Channel
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Posted on 10/31/2012 5:24:19 AM PDT by Bulwinkle

BREAKING NEWS: Obama blames hurricane on a video posted on the Weather Channel

HOBOKEN, NJ -- While touring New Jersey today, President Barack Obama blamed the damage cause by the hurricane on a video forecast that was posted late last week on The Weather Channel.

Obama went on to apologize profusely to the Atlantic Ocean for the incendiary nature of the video. He vowed to track down those who created the video and bring them to justice. He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody behind."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weather
KEYWORDS: obama
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1 posted on 10/31/2012 5:24:25 AM PDT by Bulwinkle
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To: Bulwinkle

Has Joe Bastardi been taken into “protective” custody yet?


2 posted on 10/31/2012 5:30:46 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Bulwinkle

I wonder if Facebook will ban me for linking this one?


3 posted on 10/31/2012 5:31:40 AM PDT by orlop9
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To: Bulwinkle

Bravo.


4 posted on 10/31/2012 5:32:11 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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To: andy58-in-nh

LOL!!!!


5 posted on 10/31/2012 5:35:02 AM PDT by Michigander222
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To: Bulwinkle

“He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody’s behind.”

There. Fixed.


6 posted on 10/31/2012 5:36:11 AM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: Bulwinkle

And Obama will apologize to islam for the Christian-Zionist storm, created by the Mossad.

Next, Obama will send Susan Rice to the United Nations to declare “spontaneous” reaction.

Now, all kidding aside, prayers for the survivors of the storm. So sorry to hear that 52+ were lost. There is terrible devastation there, in many areas.


7 posted on 10/31/2012 5:42:22 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Bulwinkle

In a related story, CNN claims they have evidence of the Romney-Ryan campaign seeding the clouds over the Atlantic ocean. The source of the alleged evidence, code name “Wavy Navy”, spoke to CNN on the condition of guaranteed anonymity.

For the complete story and updates, go to www.cnn.com/missionridiculous


8 posted on 10/31/2012 5:50:35 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: RightOnline

Actually, he read it off his teleprompter as
“We leave no corpse-men behind.”


9 posted on 10/31/2012 5:51:28 AM PDT by leftcoaster
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To: Bulwinkle
Under Water Nuke
10 posted on 10/31/2012 5:52:21 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Winning is Everything.)
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To: Bulwinkle

Al Gore must be drunk as a skunk...lying, laying ?? on a massage table....


11 posted on 10/31/2012 5:57:20 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (r)
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To: Bulwinkle

LOL!


12 posted on 10/31/2012 6:02:03 AM PDT by fortheDeclaration (Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
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To: Bulwinkle

WE NEED TO DO THIS ALL DAY EVERY DAY UNTIL NEXT WEEK!!!

Rules for Radicals: Ridicule is your most powerful weapon.

And if there is anyone who deserves ridicule...


13 posted on 10/31/2012 6:02:31 AM PDT by Mr. K ("The only thing the World would hate more than the USA in charge is the USA NOT in charge")
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To: Mr. K

sent to drudge:

DEVELOPING: Obama blames hurricane on a video forecast posted late last week on The Weather Channel.
...apologizes profusely to the Atlantic Ocean
...vows to bring forecast fiends to justice.
...“We leave nobody behind.”


14 posted on 10/31/2012 6:29:50 AM PDT by Bulwinkle (Alec, a.k.a. Daffy Duck)
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To: Bulwinkle

LOL :)


15 posted on 10/31/2012 6:36:39 AM PDT by Jane Long (Soli Deo Gloria!)
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To: Bulwinkle

Sorry for doing this, but it should be ““We leave no body behind.”

Otherwise,
Perfect! good job Bulwinkle!


16 posted on 10/31/2012 6:54:29 AM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Bulwinkle

US Ambassadors in the NJ area seek immediate shelter


17 posted on 10/31/2012 7:06:32 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: Bulwinkle

Did Vice President Joe Biden promise Federal agencies would spare no expense in helping to rebuild Iowa?


18 posted on 10/31/2012 7:07:11 AM PDT by swamprebel (a Constitution once changed from Freedom, can never be restored.)
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To: Bulwinkle

Al Roker has been taken into custody.


19 posted on 10/31/2012 7:20:23 AM PDT by Leep (Are you smarter than a 7th grade math student and or Barack 0bama?)
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To: Bulwinkle
Has anyone seen Karl Rove lately?
20 posted on 10/31/2012 7:25:31 AM PDT by McGruff (Obama lied. Heroes died.)
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