Posted on 10/31/2012 5:24:19 AM PDT by Bulwinkle
BREAKING NEWS: Obama blames hurricane on a video posted on the Weather Channel
HOBOKEN, NJ -- While touring New Jersey today, President Barack Obama blamed the damage cause by the hurricane on a video forecast that was posted late last week on The Weather Channel.
Obama went on to apologize profusely to the Atlantic Ocean for the incendiary nature of the video. He vowed to track down those who created the video and bring them to justice. He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody behind."
Has Joe Bastardi been taken into “protective” custody yet?
I wonder if Facebook will ban me for linking this one?
Bravo.
LOL!!!!
“He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody’s behind.”
There. Fixed.
In a related story, CNN claims they have evidence of the Romney-Ryan campaign seeding the clouds over the Atlantic ocean. The source of the alleged evidence, code name “Wavy Navy”, spoke to CNN on the condition of guaranteed anonymity.
For the complete story and updates, go to www.cnn.com/missionridiculous
Actually, he read it off his teleprompter as
“We leave no corpse-men behind.”
Al Gore must be drunk as a skunk...lying, laying ?? on a massage table....
LOL!
WE NEED TO DO THIS ALL DAY EVERY DAY UNTIL NEXT WEEK!!!
Rules for Radicals: Ridicule is your most powerful weapon.
And if there is anyone who deserves ridicule...
sent to drudge:
DEVELOPING: Obama blames hurricane on a video forecast posted late last week on The Weather Channel.
...apologizes profusely to the Atlantic Ocean
...vows to bring forecast fiends to justice.
...“We leave nobody behind.”
LOL :)
Sorry for doing this, but it should be ““We leave no body behind.”
Otherwise,
Perfect! good job Bulwinkle!
US Ambassadors in the NJ area seek immediate shelter
Did Vice President Joe Biden promise Federal agencies would spare no expense in helping to rebuild Iowa?
Al Roker has been taken into custody.
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