Skip to comments.Police: Pa. man stops to relieve self, steals meat
Posted on 11/01/2012 7:28:47 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
JOHNSTOWN, Pa. Police say a western Pennsylvania man who stopped to relieve himself outside a packing company decided to steal about $1,000 worth of meat after his car accidentally backed into the building and broke through a glass door.
At least that's the story that West Hills Regional police say the man is sticking to this time.
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Who stole the keishka?
Isn’t this a Trailer Park Boys episode?
Nice headline. :)
“after his car accidentally backed into the building and broke through a glass door.”
“Isnt this a Trailer Park Boys episode?”
Hey! You stole my post!
Another failure of public education. Abolish the NEA, home school your car!
This is the kind of thinking that brought you three decades of John Murtha in Congress.
Not a ping
This guy’s a piker.
When I relieve myself, I’m ALWAYS in possession of valuable meat - and certainly worth a lot more to me than any lousy three thousand bucks.
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Leave the gun, take the canoli.
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