Skip to comments.44 days until the Mayan Calendar expires (Vanity)
Posted on 11/07/2012 4:09:29 PM PST by Perdogg
There are 44 days until the Mayan Calendar expires. 44. Coincidence? I think not.
At least we have something to look forward to happening.
The Mayans were wrong. They set destruction day 45 days too late.
Yes I agree.
Obama got re-elected — the end is near...I had no idea how accurate that piece of stone was... even if it’s 45 days off - you gotta think - was it a chip in the stone or 5,000 yrs is hard to account for...
Oh well - - glad I bought a blimp
It ended for us yesterday but in 44 days we will be recovered and it will be the end of the world for liberals.
Oh yeah, a blimp. When I think about survival preparation for the end of the world, the first thing that comes to mind is buying a blimp.
And this chair, and this thermos, and this rectal thermometer...
I was a bit nervous about writing that down there...I’m glad to see that there’s someone else on my “mental ride of joy” since last nite’s election results...
You know of course - I was being an “Obama”...that a new slang word from the youth of today — it means: crazy lair that smiles alot!
44 days to go. I think you're on to something. /sarc
Party like there’s No “To-Maya”.
Today is also the 95th anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution.
Like your tag.
Also, than and then.
Don’t worry, Obama second term never happens :-)
Bottom line is that there were some mistaken glyphs in the calendar and the day the world ended was yesterday.
a lot of the Mayans are born again Christians. They don’t believe that crap.
And there are new agers who say Mankind will “evolve to a higher power” on that day. One of these new age nincompoops was the chief speaker to the new age Catholic nuns who supported Obama. and the press couldn’t figure out why the Vatican was pissed at them.
Where is Christopher Hitchens when we need him?
(In a two bit bar in purgatory I hope)...
Cool. Can I have your stuff after 44 days? You won’t be needing it.
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