Skip to comments.PREPARING FOR POST OBAMA ELECTION
Posted on 11/08/2012 10:42:21 AM PST by paratrooper82
Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:
Right on paratrooper. Right on.
And don’t forget to include the purchase of the big bubble you and the wife plan on living in.
[Gee whiz...I hope you’re going to pitch in. That’s a heavy list to put on your wife’s shoulders. ]
I laughed. If my husband gave me this list and “instructed” me to do it, I’d tell him he was losing it and to do it himself.
Oh my. I thought that this was a tongue in cheek post. You’re serious about all this?
You instructed your wife to do those things? And her response was...?
Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.
Call? Dude. You done threw away the cell phones and don’t use the land lines.
Loosen up that chinstrap troop. Remember, a proper PLF isn’t ‘feet, ass, and head’...:)
“Call and stop propane gas shipments, will now burn firewood. Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup.”
I would continue using the propane and save the firewood. It sounds that you are retired. I would consider many of your ideas but I have a business, am still making money, and need to work.
What about moving to Ecuador?
Well....we are laughing WITH you....sorta.
You are going Galt, off the grid, etc. We get it. More power to you, fine prepper. Keep in touch.
I guess I know what you will do!
Also, not to touch my car, checking account, credit cards, or wireless service.
Was she supposed to have all that done by the end of the day?
Your account numbers are in a permanent file held by your medical & financial services providers and accessible to FedGov. You will be asked, under your extreme scenario, to prove it was all spent and on what. Retirement accounts have taxes involved.
Proof of health insurance is mandatory as of January. No ins: fine &/or jail.
They can assess your carbon footprint on your firewood.
500 cords? Full cords or face? It still will be punk before you use most of it.
IF they demand your firearms, they will break down your gate and search for them. If they find so much as a whiff of gunpowder residue, they’ll dig up your land, if they want them that badly.
Your _wife_ knows how to get the black box out and destroy it?
With drones, they don’t need TSA VIPR.
Way to not become a member of the Church of the Low Profile and to rise rapidly to the top of any watch list.
500 replies. Easy.
Here. YOU choose your own popcorn gif.
I shut off Direct 3 years ago.
I get all the programs - and FOX - online FREE - and pay Netflix $7.95 a month the watch movies, docs and series - without ads (half the time time spent.) I have a cable from PC to my Flatscreen TV in the living room so that I can watch them all there.
I'm loving that money - over $1,000 a year - in MY pocket. (can buy a lot of 'food' for that)
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