[paratrooper82]

Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:

1. Close out our bank accounts, checking accounts, savings account.

2. Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs, insurance, and destroy all medical records and ID numbers.

3. Destroy and toss all cell phones.

4. Take out and smash all black boxes in our vehicles. Will put on the road my 69 mustaang.

5. Cut up all credit cards and call to stop all transactions.

6. Call and stop propane gas shipments, will now burn firewood. Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup.

7. Buy only the bare necessaities and pay all bills with a money order.

8. Plan all travel areas, use back roads to avoid TSA agents.

9. Do not use landline telephone only in an emergency.

10. Call and turn off Direct TV.

11. End all computer web services.

12. Build a gate at the end of our driveway and keep it locked. Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.

13. Get involved more heavily with local Tea Party to establish a third party, no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!

The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know about here!

[Old Sarge]

Your thoughts?

[memyselfandi59]

Sorry but this one is not a good idea (I'm assuming you mean "exit" not "exist.".

2. Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs, insurance, and destroy all medical records and ID numbers.

Maybe you think you can maintain control over your life by implementing these procedures...but you do not control your health, and even if you're "healthy" now, that all can change on a dime.

[NewJerseyJoe]

P4L

[Jean S]

Today, I instructed my wife to...

And you couldn't do it yourself because?

[arthurus]

#3 and #9 seem to conflict with #12.

[DCBryan1]

You forgot the hugh landmines, series vehicle barriers, and sporkweasel traps! You forgot to tune beeber like device from stuned to kill for .gov types

[Cheerio]

13. Get involved more heavily with local Tea Party to establish a third party, no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!

Right on - I have been arguing this for 3-4 years now. The GOP is as useless as ________(fill in the blank).

[PR1776]

Just go Galt.

[SERKIT]

Here is what I instructed my wife to do (except she just rolled her eyes):
Step 1: Find out who the hell Obama's attorneys are.
Step 2: Find out how Barry doctored his SSN, Selective Service Records, birth documents and do the same.
Step 3: Find the officials that sealed all of Obama's previous records and do the same.
Step 4: Hire Bill Ayers to write a bogus set of autobiographies, make stuff up, and change my past.
Step 5: GET OUT OF DODGE

[stuartcr]

After #11, how do you plan on participating on FR, or contact the tea party?

How will anyone complete #12?

[Graewoulf]

Obamanation Communism File.