Dear stupid columnist, Valerie Jarrett is already the Commander in Chief.
Catherine the Great? Wonderful humanitarian.
Indira Gandhi? Pathetic leader.
Christina Fernandez Kirchner? Destroying Argentina for decades to come.
Evita Peron? Kirchner Part 1
Corey Aquino? Completely ineffective.
Cleopatra? Oversaw the loss of Egypt to the Roman Empire.
The only successful woman? The only one who was a conservative stalwart.
But just imagine an entire administration made up of Nuns on a bus. The world would sing in harmony and drink diet coke in containers smaller than 32 oz. The mean Catholic bishops would change their hearts and pass out contraception to all the kiddies that mommies have love for. More children waiting to be adopted could be placed into the loving arms of same-sex couples. And the unwanted growth tissue that women discard can be used in face creams, energy drinks and regenerative agriculture bio-mass. Mean angry men can take out their aggression by peddling generators to supply more electricity for cosmetic surgeons, salons and for brightly lit vanity mirrors at home and at work. Oh my gosh, what a wonderful world it would be.