Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

One Thin Soldier (The Legend of Petraeus)

Posted on 11/13/2012 3:24:19 PM PST by ExxonPatrolUs

Obama Sings:

Listen, Biden, to a story
That was written long ago,
'Bout a secret in an icloud
And the Google Docs below.

To the cloud was sent an email
Of a shirtless man alone
And the FBI and Holder swore
They'd hack it for our very own.

Go ahead and text your neighbor,
Go ahead and tweet a friend.
Do it with 3g encryption
You'll be compromised in the end.
There won't be any secrets hiding
After election day, or...
On the Sunday morning talk shows...
When one thin soldier fades away.

To the sender of the slander
Sent a reply back from Jill
Hacking with top secret measures
Tons of docs Paula did steal.

Came an answer from the author
"With our soldier I did share
All the files in our icloud
And a secret, buried in there."

Go ahead and text your neighbor,
Go ahead and tweet a friend.
Do it with 3g encryption
You'll be compromised in the end.
There won't be any secrets hiding
After election day, or...
On the Sunday morning talk shows...
When one thin soldier fades away.

Now Obama cried with anger,
"Pound new plowshares from our swords!"
Enough of killing Afghan people,
And eavesdropping more and more.

As they cracked each gmail treasure,
The secret code would soon be read.
Biden groaned and sneered at Barry...
"Piece of Ass" was all it said.

Go ahead and text your neighbor,
Go ahead and tweet a friend.
Do it with 3g encryption
You'll be compromised in the end.
There won't be any secrets hiding
After election day, or...
On the Sunday morning talk shows...
When one thin soldier fades away.

Go ahead and text your neighbor,
Go ahead and tweet a friend.
Do it with 3g encryption
You'll be compromised in the end.
There won't be any secrets hiding
After election day, or...
On the Sunday morning talk shows...
When one thin soldier fades away.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS:

1 posted on 11/13/2012 3:24:22 PM PST by ExxonPatrolUs
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: ExxonPatrolUs

Good job on the parody. The original is a song I hadn’t thought of in years, and could have gone the rest of my life without hearing again. I hate hippies.


2 posted on 11/13/2012 3:28:11 PM PST by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ExxonPatrolUs

Ugh. I hated that song.


3 posted on 11/13/2012 3:45:58 PM PST by nickcarraway
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ExxonPatrolUs

Meter murder. Try again, and stick strictly to the allowed allotment of syllables in each stanza.


4 posted on 11/13/2012 3:46:23 PM PST by Renfield (Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Renfield

Kill joy.


5 posted on 11/13/2012 3:59:38 PM PST by x1stcav (Breathe deep the gathering gloom.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson