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(Post-Twinkie Apocalypse) A Guide to Making Your Own Twinkies
Top Secret Recipes ^ | Who Killed the Twinkie?

Posted on 11/17/2012 10:20:49 AM PST by DogByte6RER

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twinkiedeath For those of you who are going to miss the now dead snack ...
1 posted on 11/17/2012 10:21:01 AM PST by DogByte6RER
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2 posted on 11/17/2012 10:21:52 AM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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Honestly, I’ve always craved Twinkies, but once I eat one, they have always tasted like they were loaded with chemicals and I’d just feel very disappointed after eating one.

Some enterprising capitalist really should bring the back an even BETTER tasting, less chemically enhanced Twinkie, ala capitalist production style (sans union), and possibly make a million bucks ....or more. Re-hire all the union people who never GOT a chance to vote, or make THEIR voices heard ...and go to town.


3 posted on 11/17/2012 10:28:31 AM PST by LibsRJerks
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I agree with you! Bring them back only better. I think it is a nostalgia thing with many of us. I hate to see them disappear because of that. I have craved them occasionally too. Sad the state we have come to.


4 posted on 11/17/2012 10:47:25 AM PST by TXLady
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To: DogByte6RER

Twinkies are not so unique as all that.

http://www.littledebbie.com/products/CloudCakes.asp

Made in America in a non-union factory.


5 posted on 11/17/2012 10:52:15 AM PST by Salman
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To: DogByte6RER

Your tombstone is cute but I gotta disagree with the epitaph. It should say, “Loved by ALL, died after a long battle with self-centered, greedy union bastards.”

The Daddy Longlegs is a nice touch. Bet it liked Twinkies too :)


6 posted on 11/17/2012 11:28:00 AM PST by upchuck (America's at an awkward stage. Too late to work within the system, too early to shoot the bastards.)
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To: DogByte6RER

I cemented my status as a redneck by going to the nearby Hostess Outlet store and waiting in line to get some goodies. The gal in front of me had the last box of Ding Dongs and if I had realized in time she was buying her entire cart load with a food stamp card, I would have grabbed them!


7 posted on 11/17/2012 11:44:43 AM PST by Clintons Are White Trash (Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, Rosie ODonnell, Maureen Dowd, Medea Benjamin - The Axis of Ugly)
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8 posted on 11/17/2012 11:52:43 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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James Alexander Dewar (February 5, 1897 – June 30, 1985) was the inventor of the Twinkie, killer of millions.

9 posted on 11/17/2012 11:53:01 AM PST by Paladin2
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To: LibsRJerks

I think the ingredients have changed significantly sine the 50’s. Cane sugar —> HFCS, etc.


10 posted on 11/17/2012 11:55:30 AM PST by Paladin2
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To: LibsRJerks

I think the ingredients have changed significantly since the 50’s. Cane sugar —> HFCS, etc.


11 posted on 11/17/2012 11:56:41 AM PST by Paladin2
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To: LibsRJerks
Honestly, I’ve always craved Twinkies, but once I eat one, they have always tasted like they were loaded with chemicals and I’d just feel very disappointed after eating one.

Kinda like those semi-soft orange marshmallow peanuts that show up around Easter time (What orange peanuts have to do with Easter is a mystery to me). Every year I see them, and perhaps prompted by some childhood remembrance, I buy them... I eat three or four out of the bag, and then mid-way to the mouth with the next one, the gag reflex kicks in, and I need no more at all till next year...

McDonald's 'food' has much the same effect... but over a longer time frame... LOVE IT... Can't get enough... for about three months... then again, mid-way through a Big Mac... !GAG!... no more for a year or two...

Go figger.

I am not a Twinkie fan... Hostess's demise will do little to me, except for pink Snowballs (which since my teens have been referred to by a rather bawdy nickname), and their crappy glazed doughnuts which I personally like better than almost any other doughnut with morning coffee. But even those are a small loss - I really should be supporting my local baker anyhoo... And an apple fritter or bear-claw will do nicely.

12 posted on 11/17/2012 12:25:44 PM PST by roamer_1 (Globalism is just socialism in a business suit.)
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To: DogByte6RER

They had a great shelf life. Best if eaten within 12 years (25 if wrapper still intact).


13 posted on 11/17/2012 12:42:45 PM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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Not gonna miss Hostess and their inappropriately named snack cakes - Twinkies, Ho Ho’s and Ding Dongs.


14 posted on 11/17/2012 1:08:23 PM PST by conservaterian (NOW can we have a conservative candidate?????)
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To: TXLady

There is a tremendous opportunity in making our favorites the right way ,,, Oreo cookies stink compared to the discontinued Hydrox ... Chips Ahoy cookies are always undercooked and lacking in brown sugar no matter the bakery ,, twinkies can be made and made better also ...

I would love to open a bakery in NYC ,, where the money is ,, using Ebbingers recipes .. they closed because of stupidity ,, opened too many outlets and got caught up in debt ,, but they had the absolute best product.


15 posted on 11/17/2012 1:09:07 PM PST by Neidermeyer
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To: DogByte6RER
Thanks for the recipe...

I'm going to add some fruit to the cake and juice to the creme.

My kids love Zingers and Twinkies...

16 posted on 11/17/2012 1:15:26 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (More Republicans stayed home then the margin of victory of O's Win...)
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To: DogByte6RER

I haven’t had a twinkie in at least 40 or 50 years, if then. I think I had ONE. And I haven’t had any Wonderbread since my mother fed it to me when I was a kid.

Still, this is a real shame.


17 posted on 11/17/2012 1:35:12 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Salman

We all have our unique taste preferences.

I never could stand Little Debbie. I think I tried one of their cakes once. I feel the same about Tastykake. They’re truly horrendous.

I think I’m about to test many different ersatz Twinkie recipes...


18 posted on 11/17/2012 1:43:00 PM PST by exDemMom (Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
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To: Salman

And when the factory cooks brownies everyone in NW Arkansas gains five pounds just from the smell! Heavenly!


19 posted on 11/17/2012 1:58:27 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (The parasites now outnumber the producers.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Yep, the Gentry area is one of the nicest spots on the planet.


20 posted on 11/17/2012 3:51:13 PM PST by Dust in the Wind (U S Troops Rock)
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