Skip to comments.Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer...
Posted on 11/17/2012 7:53:01 PM PST by Vendome
I saw the video.
We need to talk.....
Thanks I saw him once I think he was an opener for Willy and it was great..
“Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I’m the world’s greatest lover and a dancin’ machine
I get loud, I get proud....and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I’ll have thirteen
Naw, there ain’t no in-between
Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.”
I LOVE that show!
That reminds me... I have a partial bottle of Southern Comfort sitting around somewhere...
Single malt I presume ...
And it is only the alcoholic mind that some how manages to twist black outs, ill conceived behavior, dubious rationals as something that is fun
I’ve got a half-quart of shine left if that helps...
That reminds me, time for a trip to Kodak.
Don’t you mean Johnny Football?
I forgot what you said...what?
You know it.
Tonight, Oban and an Ashton cigar. Don’t even care if it’s raining.
That’s me...twenty years ago in tight jeans and bringing girls up on the speakers I’m dancing on...
Jim Beam decanter that looked like Elvis. LOL
Reminds of living in Oklahoma when that song came out....
Hmmmm....They got good fishing there and womens. Lot’s uh bored womens....
Going to visit in February....
I’ll have to find the nearest Hotties are Us and have a good time...
There are drunks,
There are lousy drunks,
And then there are really lousy drunks...
never be in the latter category...
Vendome’s rules for drinkin:
No drinking ‘for 9pm
No drinking if yer driving
No drinking if your sad
Nor drinking if your mad
No drinking around people you don’t like.
No drinking around people who can’t stand you...unless they can’t drink, then let er rip(Eff em...)
Bottom line, if drinking enhances you and you are generally not a happy drunk then it ain’t for you.
Try prescription drugs....
Thanks professor Buzzkill, I now see the error of my ways and wholeheartedly repent. Cheers!
Haw, Haw, Haw!!!
That was hilarious!!!
I’m mowing the air! LOL!!! Too much!
Sorry, I got sidelined with my dogs and forgot I posted this.
No funny pics or vids.
I’ll try again another time. I actually had some pretty good stuff to add but my dogs are frickin babies and wouldn’t stop.
They mitez be katz... who knows...
Mixed drinks ain’t good though...
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