Skip to comments.Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer...
Posted on 11/17/2012 7:53:01 PM PST by Vendome
I saw the video.
We need to talk.....
I wuz all ready for getting stoopit on this but the dogs are babies and wouldn’t leave me alone.
I’ll do it again another time and I promise I had some funny stuff ready....
You know, I just remembered the one time I took a swallow of shine.
A bunch of hillbilly friends were huddled and acting like, well...guys.
I came up and wanted to know what was going on.
They started laughing at the pretty boy and one grinned saying “We got some lightning in a bottle. Want some?”
Everyone started saying “No, NO, NO!!!! Don’t let him drink it!!!”
I’m like “Well, what it is it?”.
“Shine, priss” one said.
“Yeah, FK that. Give it to me” I said taking the bottle.
“Everyone said “Don’t!!!”
I did....and it might have taken me 10 minutes before I could breathe normal again and that was after the 1st 3 when I thought I was going to pass out because I couldn’t breathe”.
I’ll never touch that stuff again....
40 proof is enough...
Some shine is really good and some of it is 98 octane. Stick with the really good.
Look this guy up on wicki. Popcorn Suttton
Your name is mentioned as well!
Well, I just rolled into the local Irish bar, owned by a friend from Ireland, he’s had some this stuff and even has a secret stash of moonshine for special occassions .
Invited me to to come back another time and he’ll drive me home ...
Not gonna do it.
Didn’t see Venom on wiki though
Stope now. Hugh. I mien it.
I bought a nice bottle to celebrate the election.
It never made it to the election and I am glad that I protected both it and myself from that disaster.
How kewel is that?!
After my twenty first birthday, I’m afraid to even buy a bottle of Comfort, much less leave a partial bottle sitting around my house ... and I’m sixty seven now!
Flash funny PSA about alcohol.
luv’d the part where he gets a chair tossed at his head. I’ve been to plenty of Karaoke bars and most of the time you can laugh at someone singing or whatever it ought to be called, off key.
Occasionally, you end up enduring something so bad it brings on a grand maul seizure.
Your next to last line reminds me of part of Bill Cosby’s “Himself” where a friend is explaining to him the appeal of cocaine:
“He said, ‘Cocaine intensifies your personality.’ So I ask him, ‘But what if you’re an @$$hole?’”
If you are an alcoholic you understand if you aren’t you don’t need to
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