Skip to comments.Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer...
Posted on 11/17/2012 7:53:01 PM PST by Vendome
I saw the video.
We need to talk.....
Shouldering our burden are we?
Free the Whiskey Rebellion participants!
Inner Peace after this election...... I’m passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives after this election, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.
I don’t mean to take credit for my previous post, it came in over the transom...email.
Reminds me of the CW song about getting rid of the 10 little bottles..anyone remember who sung that?
Now where in the heck is the funny link or pic?!?
If you don't open another beer, I will for you.
I’m finishing a bottle of Amaretto but that was little in it, damn it.
I do bowl better when drinking beer.
Now I'll have to make another pass through PA.
I like to go to the Waffle House but from New England, I have to drive clear down to Pennsylvania to find one.
You just made me to open a bottle of Cabernet, so I can finish it and find my inner pace!
Alcohol it seems is kind of like freedom...a lot of folks just can’t handle it.
Because, they can’t handle it, it should be taken away from everyone.
Thanks I saw him once I think he was an opener for Willy and it was great..
“Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I’m the world’s greatest lover and a dancin’ machine
I get loud, I get proud....and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I’ll have thirteen
Naw, there ain’t no in-between
Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.”
I LOVE that show!
That reminds me... I have a partial bottle of Southern Comfort sitting around somewhere...
Single malt I presume ...
And it is only the alcoholic mind that some how manages to twist black outs, ill conceived behavior, dubious rationals as something that is fun
I’ve got a half-quart of shine left if that helps...
That reminds me, time for a trip to Kodak.
Don’t you mean Johnny Football?
I forgot what you said...what?
You know it.
Tonight, Oban and an Ashton cigar. Don’t even care if it’s raining.
That’s me...twenty years ago in tight jeans and bringing girls up on the speakers I’m dancing on...
Jim Beam decanter that looked like Elvis. LOL
Reminds of living in Oklahoma when that song came out....
Hmmmm....They got good fishing there and womens. Lot’s uh bored womens....
Going to visit in February....
I’ll have to find the nearest Hotties are Us and have a good time...
There are drunks,
There are lousy drunks,
And then there are really lousy drunks...
never be in the latter category...
Vendome’s rules for drinkin:
No drinking ‘for 9pm
No drinking if yer driving
No drinking if your sad
Nor drinking if your mad
No drinking around people you don’t like.
No drinking around people who can’t stand you...unless they can’t drink, then let er rip(Eff em...)
Bottom line, if drinking enhances you and you are generally not a happy drunk then it ain’t for you.
Try prescription drugs....
Thanks professor Buzzkill, I now see the error of my ways and wholeheartedly repent. Cheers!
Haw, Haw, Haw!!!
That was hilarious!!!
I’m mowing the air! LOL!!! Too much!
Sorry, I got sidelined with my dogs and forgot I posted this.
No funny pics or vids.
I’ll try again another time. I actually had some pretty good stuff to add but my dogs are frickin babies and wouldn’t stop.
They mitez be katz... who knows...
Mixed drinks ain’t good though...
I wuz all ready for getting stoopit on this but the dogs are babies and wouldn’t leave me alone.
I’ll do it again another time and I promise I had some funny stuff ready....
You know, I just remembered the one time I took a swallow of shine.
A bunch of hillbilly friends were huddled and acting like, well...guys.
I came up and wanted to know what was going on.
They started laughing at the pretty boy and one grinned saying “We got some lightning in a bottle. Want some?”
Everyone started saying “No, NO, NO!!!! Don’t let him drink it!!!”
I’m like “Well, what it is it?”.
“Shine, priss” one said.
“Yeah, FK that. Give it to me” I said taking the bottle.
“Everyone said “Don’t!!!”
I did....and it might have taken me 10 minutes before I could breathe normal again and that was after the 1st 3 when I thought I was going to pass out because I couldn’t breathe”.
I’ll never touch that stuff again....
40 proof is enough...
Some shine is really good and some of it is 98 octane. Stick with the really good.
Look this guy up on wicki. Popcorn Suttton
Your name is mentioned as well!
Well, I just rolled into the local Irish bar, owned by a friend from Ireland, he’s had some this stuff and even has a secret stash of moonshine for special occassions .
Invited me to to come back another time and he’ll drive me home ...
Not gonna do it.
Didn’t see Venom on wiki though
Stope now. Hugh. I mien it.
I bought a nice bottle to celebrate the election.
It never made it to the election and I am glad that I protected both it and myself from that disaster.
How kewel is that?!