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To: Vendome

I’ve got a half-quart of shine left if that helps...

That reminds me, time for a trip to Kodak.

29 posted on 11/17/2012 10:11:25 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: eyedigress

You know, I just remembered the one time I took a swallow of shine.

A bunch of hillbilly friends were huddled and acting like, well...guys.

I came up and wanted to know what was going on.

They started laughing at the pretty boy and one grinned saying “We got some lightning in a bottle. Want some?”

Everyone started saying “No, NO, NO!!!! Don’t let him drink it!!!”

I’m like “Well, what it is it?”.

“Shine, priss” one said.

“Yeah, FK that. Give it to me” I said taking the bottle.

“Everyone said “Don’t!!!”

I did....and it might have taken me 10 minutes before I could breathe normal again and that was after the 1st 3 when I thought I was going to pass out because I couldn’t breathe”.


I’ll never touch that stuff again....

40 proof is enough...

43 posted on 11/17/2012 11:28:06 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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