There are drunks,
There are lousy drunks,
And then there are really lousy drunks...
never be in the latter category...
Vendome’s rules for drinkin:
No drinking ‘for 9pm
No drinking if yer driving
No drinking if your sad
Nor drinking if your mad
No drinking around people you don’t like.
No drinking around people who can’t stand you...unless they can’t drink, then let er rip(Eff em...)
Bottom line, if drinking enhances you and you are generally not a happy drunk then it ain’t for you.
Try prescription drugs....
Your next to last line reminds me of part of Bill Cosby’s “Himself” where a friend is explaining to him the appeal of cocaine:
“He said, ‘Cocaine intensifies your personality.’ So I ask him, ‘But what if you’re an @$$hole?’”