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1 posted on 11/18/2012 12:54:35 PM PST by Kaslin
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It also served as a reminder of the importance of wearing seat belts ... According to the [Missouri Highway] Patrol’s accident report, McClendon had not been wearing hers.

Very sad situation all around.

2 posted on 11/18/2012 12:58:07 PM PST by Tax-chick (Are you getting ready for the Advent Kitteh?)
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I have learned many years ago that you can prevent sneezing by putting your index finger and your thumb on the bridge of your nose and rub it in circling motions


3 posted on 11/18/2012 1:00:32 PM PST by Kaslin ( One Big Ass Mistake America (Make that Two))
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Article cites three cases of sneezing attacks causing fatal accidents.
Clearly federal sneezing regulations are called for to stem this epidemic.
I recommend we start with sneezing guidelines and quickly work our way up to issuing sneezing permits and licenses. They will be available at the nearest Obamacare office, but will take 18 months to process and issue. In the meantime, it’s highly recommended you DO NOT SNEEZE or you will suffer painful penalty payments and one of the newly hired 10,000 IRS sneezing agents will garnish your wages if you don’t pay.


4 posted on 11/18/2012 1:05:48 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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Yikes!


5 posted on 11/18/2012 1:07:06 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Benghazi: What Did Baraq Know And When Did He Know It?)
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Ban sneezing!


6 posted on 11/18/2012 1:09:03 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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When my allergies start acting up, I do my best not to drive - and not because of ay meds I take it, but because I am terrified of having a sneezing fit while behind the wheel.


7 posted on 11/18/2012 1:09:03 PM PST by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

8 posted on 11/18/2012 1:13:06 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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I once had an F-15 pilot ask me what I thought would happen if a pilot at 500kts and 500ft sneezed. He 'splained to me that it leaves a great big smoking crater.

/johnny

12 posted on 11/18/2012 1:29:07 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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