guys gave me a 10% discount....
posted on 11/18/2012 8:10:12 PM PST
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
I wonder if that would work on the average Obama voter? Naw, they don’t have anything worth the effort!
posted on 11/18/2012 8:24:11 PM PST
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
“I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids!”
posted on 11/18/2012 8:33:25 PM PST
(Global Warming is a religion, and I don't want to be taxed to pay for a faith that is not mine.)
I know an American guy who has been living in Vietnam for the past 12 years and has a cute Vietnaese wife and couple of kids with her. He is planning to bring her over here, but he has to be careful where he might purchase a home because the wife is scared of "ghosts in the trees".
I told this story to a Vietnamese guy I have been working with for years and he said, "yes, its true. You must be careful of the ghosts that live in tne trees". He was completely serious.
posted on 11/18/2012 11:52:56 PM PST
(Quality factory loaded ammunition ---- The New Gold)
The M.O. was the same as the last Chinese ghost scam from earlier this summer, where the suspects duped dozens of elderly Asian women to hand over their cash and valuables. In total, the suspects made off with more than $1 million, according to police. In September, three more women were arrested on suspicion of stealing victim's money after telling them there were evil spirits attached to them. One victim alone lost $35,000.
they told the women a story... the women handed over their money... and this is a crime?
EXACTLY HOW is this any different from all the 'reasons' i'm supposed to pay massive taxes to the fedgov?
seriously... i'd like to know
posted on 11/19/2012 1:11:24 AM PST
(fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
I had one of these guys get rid of my evil spirits. But then an hour later I had to have them do it again.
For $1 Million I can reverse time to 5 Nov 12 and ensure Mitt gets elected President. Call 555 2151 to arrange shipment of the unmarked bills.
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