LOL! Oh man...I love FReeprs.
A turducken retains moisture and an attempt to deep fry... and well... it’s like a giant popcorn when things go wrong.... very very wrong.
This is actually how they set off the first nuclear reactions in the desert before they developed the primers. “Trinity” had been the name of the first turkey used this way. “Manhatten” was the duck, and of course you don’t name chickens, that’d be silly.