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The Sourtoe: A cocktail garnished with a human toe
The Week ^ | 11/5/12

Posted on 11/20/2012 8:48:47 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

Looking for a new cocktail to add to your repertoire? If you've got a taste for adventure (or a foot fetish), you might consider heading to Canada's Yukon Territory. There, in Dawson City, you'll find a little bar called the Sourdough Saloon, which, according to the Wall Street Journal, has been slinging cocktails that feature a very strange ingredient: Human toes.

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TOPICS: Food; Gardening; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
Great for washing down a bowl of Wendy's chili!
1 posted on 11/20/2012 8:48:53 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

??

and how much do they pay for these toes? Is their supply of toes reliable and renewal?

/sarc


2 posted on 11/20/2012 8:50:23 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Dick Morris just booked a flight.


3 posted on 11/20/2012 8:51:26 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GeronL

They have a deal with the Brotherhood of Glock Owners.


4 posted on 11/20/2012 8:53:37 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Three posts, we’re slipping.


5 posted on 11/20/2012 8:54:39 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

I’m posting from an iPod - it’s a little slow.


6 posted on 11/20/2012 8:56:47 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GeronL

There’s a market for “gummy toes” candy.


7 posted on 11/20/2012 8:57:42 PM PST by thecodont
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To: Slings and Arrows

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe."

8 posted on 11/20/2012 9:01:30 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Put it in your White Russian, Dude.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Since an iPod has no internet capability, I’m impressed.

:)


9 posted on 11/20/2012 9:01:42 PM PST by Salamander (If animals could speak, mankind would weep. Anthony Douglas Williams)
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To: Salamander

*sigh* iPod Touch. Pedant!


10 posted on 11/20/2012 9:05:04 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s funny.


11 posted on 11/20/2012 9:06:43 PM PST by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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To: Salamander
Are they still using the same toe? Unfortunately, an overenthusiastic patron accidentally swallowed the original toe in 1980.

...and it stayed down. Now I'm impressed.

12 posted on 11/20/2012 9:07:58 PM PST by SC Swamp Fox (Aim small, miss small.)
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To: stevio

Ten toes on your feet, ten rounds in a magazine. Coincidence?


13 posted on 11/20/2012 9:09:31 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe.


14 posted on 11/20/2012 9:10:41 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: SC Swamp Fox

Maybe they didn’t want it back.


15 posted on 11/20/2012 9:11:01 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sorry, I’m a total Toe Tea teetotaler. Toe tally? Totally!


16 posted on 11/20/2012 9:13:45 PM PST by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: dfwgator

“An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe.”

Stripes!@


17 posted on 11/20/2012 9:25:30 PM PST by Dogbert41 (What now?)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Clive; exg; Alberta's Child; albertabound; AntiKev; backhoe; Byron_the_Aussie; ..

Canada Ping!


18 posted on 11/20/2012 10:25:39 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

AKA “The Dick Morris”


19 posted on 11/20/2012 10:33:48 PM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: Squawk 8888
Thanks for the...

Smiley - Barfing  - 2

...picture.

20 posted on 11/20/2012 10:44:43 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Geez....what to do? I've been saving up enough for a fuzzy navel. Now this! Geesh!


21 posted on 11/20/2012 11:22:27 PM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Daffynition

You can always sweeten your morning toast with toejam.


22 posted on 11/20/2012 11:45:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Is this some sick joke?

Where are all the *toes* coming from? The PNW?

23 posted on 11/21/2012 12:49:02 AM PST by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yes, but do they also have Ice-Worm Cocktails?

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One of my all time favorite poems.


24 posted on 11/21/2012 2:48:46 AM PST by Portcall24
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To: Charles Henrickson

#%#$ing amateurs


25 posted on 11/21/2012 7:19:40 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: Slings and Arrows

I want to go and have one but my car is broken. I’ll take a tow truck! (Or should that be a toe truck?)


26 posted on 11/21/2012 3:33:09 PM PST by synbad600
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

For deliveries they use a toe truck.


27 posted on 11/22/2012 6:51:08 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Slings and Arrows

My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home

I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don’t live here no more

My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home

Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you

I’ve looked here, I’ve looked there
I’ve looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why can’t I find you?

Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why won’t you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me

I don’t have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?

If Foot Foot didn’t like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
You’re behind that tree

Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that you’re here
Won’t you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam

—The Shaggs


28 posted on 11/22/2012 6:58:06 PM PST by RichInOC (Palin 2016: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: RichInOC
The band is as good as the drink.
29 posted on 11/22/2012 7:25:48 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Go stand in the corner!


30 posted on 11/22/2012 7:29:34 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GeronL; Slings and Arrows

Maybe some folks can grow new toes like a lizard grows a new tail.

Come to think of it, do the toes wiggle around like a lizards tail? (^;


31 posted on 11/22/2012 8:19:04 PM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Clay Moore

Experiment!


32 posted on 11/22/2012 8:45:40 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Clay Moore

Because toes would be at the top of my list for making regrow... not really


33 posted on 11/22/2012 11:53:03 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Slings and Arrows

A friend of mine made that a stop on his Northern flying tour. He specifically went to that bar and had the Sourtoe. In order to get the certificate, the toe MUST touch your lips.


34 posted on 11/24/2012 3:20:21 PM PST by AntiKev ("Within the strangest people, truth can find the strangest home." - Great Big Sea - Company of Fools)
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To: AntiKev

Don’t think I’m putting this one on my bucket list.


35 posted on 11/24/2012 4:53:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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